My Thoughts On The Iowa Caucus OR A Poor Excuse for a Pun Based on That Title (1140 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: MVA (Monkey Virus Assault) (View user info) at 2008-01-05 07:45:52 EST
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't lie. It's a muumuu, isn't it?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're lying. That really is your dressing gown.
Wait, wtf is a dressing gown? Is that like a smoking jacket? People don't really wear smoking jackets do they?
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You know Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy? That thing Arthur is wearing in the beginning is a dressing gown.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The pulsing veins and "sense, sense" made me geek out. Well done.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:07:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:07:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Janet Reno? Is that you?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-06 03:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
DONT BLAME ME I VOTED FOR MARGARET THATCHER
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-06 02:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
POXY.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're lying. That really is your dressing gown.
Wait, wtf is a dressing gown? Is that like a smoking jacket? People don't really wear smoking jackets do they?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless drawing! I'm still laughing.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-05 13:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 13:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-05 13:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Giuliana got 3%
EPIC FAIL
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post. it was enjoyable.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Has anyone ever told you that your hairline is quite like the polar ice caps?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously Adorable camwhore. and sympathy +2 for shingles- I've never heard even ONE enjoyable aspect!
HAHAHA "sheep violation." I don't find them sexy, per se, but I grew to have a fondness for the little woolly creatures when I went to Ireland the first time. Sitting outside late at night and hearing them on all the farms around was the only alone time I had for 2 weeks.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM = Auto +2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-05 12:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm afraid the gods hate you.
Also sheep seem to be quite popular with you scots and brits. http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=82023&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow
My question is why?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shingles suck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:29:42 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:07:14 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay herpes!
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Also, I am glad I am not the only Uberer with 'Emma Bunton Forehead' Syndrome (EBFS).
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That's not a big forehead - that's Less Hair
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-05 16:07:14 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay herpes!
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Also, I am glad I am not the only Uberer with 'Emma Bunton Forehead' Syndrome (EBFS).
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-05 11:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shingles fuckin suck, not to mention they NEVER LEAVE.
My most recent was last May.
Only decent thing about it is that if you catch it early enough, the Valtrexx will clear it up in a day, and you'll still have a weeks worth of pain meds.
Yay herpes!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my thoughts on the iowa cactus: http://www.exterpassive.com/naturewallpaper/images/cactus1280x1024na.jpg
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-05 10:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say?
I'm SUCH a TTOM fag.
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Plus, I've got the man-flu and you made me laugh when I, otherwise, just wanna crawl into a hole an' die.
+2 for you, Game Master.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*completes Golden Axe*
Thanks Games Master
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy newyear, man. Keep fighting those germs!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
9 Continues
Enter the Options screen and select Arcade Mode. Now hold Down-Left on Controller One. The characters should spin continuously. As you do this, press A + C. Release all the buttons and press Start.
SHIT! I've given the game away now, oh man Patrick Moore is gonna be pissed...
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be more worried about a genuine hippo than some pussy hippo-croc.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you STILL look like Dominic Diamond about to reveal some cheat codes for a game - perhaps Golden Axe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure only foreigners get shingles
*hard glare*
Happy New Year regardless
*further hard glaring*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, I had shingles and they fucking suck, but why are you avoiding telling everyone that you have herpes (herpes zoster) http://www.ubersite.com/m/98467 ? Also, can I feed your vermin to my snake?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-05 08:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.