ten tiny true stories. (+ ULTRA RARE experima camwhore!) (7182 hits)
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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2008-01-05 20:46:03 EST
I'd love to hear little stories like this from your life. I hope you bandwagon this or just send me whatever at experima.at.gmail.com.
I'm posting my gmail picture as well, taken on 27 Sept. 2007. Enjoy.
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1.) In college, I dated a guy called Paul. Once, for a psychology project, he dressed up in my clothes, jewelry, and makeup and went to a nightclub to experience life as a woman. He really seemed to enjoy himself, dancing and flirting and even using the women's restroom, all without being found out. I thought it was a brilliant idea, and the paper he wrote on it really wowed the class.
Over the years, he occasionally dressed up in this way at parties and such, and everyone thought he was very progressive.
When we later moved to San Francisco, however, his cross-dressing began to occur on a more regular basis, and I soon ended our relationship when he admitted kissing our friend, Giuseppe.
2.) When I was eight, I won a trophy for spelling because the kid before me spelled "grammar" with an "e."
3.) Once I was having a sandwich outside a cafe. Along came a bee, and this bee kept trying to get inside the wrapper covering the second half of my sandwich. I took a small piece of lettuce and chucked it inside an empty paper bag. The bee followed the lettuce into the bag, and I closed him up inside it.
I finished my sandwich with no further disturbance.
The bee taught me a lesson about becoming desperate for anything.
But I still feel bad for the bee.
4.) When I was 11, a boy in my class gave me my first romantic gift: a small pot of chocolate-flavoured lip gloss.
As class began, I passed it to my best friend, Elona.
Within the hour, she had eaten my first romantic gift.
5.) In sixth grade, I got in trouble for calling a boy "pointy-ears."
I didn't understand why I got in trouble. He had pointy ears.
6.) When I was 16, my boyfriend David and I were riding around in a VW Rabbit with friends. David climbed out the sunroof and stood on top of the car. All went well until the driver veered up an embankment and we flipped.
We found David 20 feet away, laughing.
We found his dime bag five feet further.
7.) While out drinking with Elona, I pretended to be English. We were having a marvelous time talking to a really cute guy until he said, "Oh, there's my friend. He's from England, too."
His friend seemed to really enjoy my accent and we ended up having to spend the entire evening talking to them.
I learned never to fake accents.
8.) In sixth grade, I often misbehaved and had to stay in at lunchtime. My best friend was sympathetic, so we devised a plan. After ten minutes, I raised my hand and asked to use the restroom. There I met my friend, and we switched clothes.
She served the rest of my sentence for me, and, since we looked very much alike, she was not found out until the last few minutes.
We were then both in trouble. So we both had to stay in again the next day.
But at that point she'd done two times to my one, so that was all right.
9.) In fifth grade, I liked a sixth grader called Nelson. His classmate, Charles, rode the schoolbus with me in the afternoon. Every day, I'd pester Charles to call Nelson to see if he liked me.
We never got together.
Many years later, when I was about 19, I saw Nelson at a party. He was completely stoned and didn't recognise me. He tried very hard to pick me up, but my interest had long since waned.
10.) When I was 16, a boy I knew asked me to prom. Since he had no car, my father agreed to let him drive his car, which I myself was not allowed to drive.
My father asked the boy if he had insurance, and the boy replied, "yes." So my father gave him the keys, wished us well, and went back into the house.
After ten minutes, he came back out and asked the boy why he'd not started the car. The boy replied that his father's car was German, so he wasn't sure where the key should go in.
My father showed him, the car started, and we slowly drove down the long driveway, out of sight.
When we reached the end of the driveway, I demanded to switch places and took control of the driving responsibilities for the evening, since the boy was only 15, had never driven a car before, had no driver's license, and the only insurance he had was "life."
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 21:54:55 EDT (#)
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i might add that i think it's awesome you (used to) write. and i know you're not really a noob. but you sure acted like one telling me off for a common practise.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 21:51:47 EDT (#)
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noob i've never heard of: linking your post to the original in a bandwagon is one of the few courtesies uber has evolved. it's a show of respect, and most new people (like sage104) are glad to know about it. you, on the other hand, explode in a cascade of spectacular noobiness by telling me off about it on my own post. and no, it doesn't matter what your user number is. if you have no ratings, no hits, no posts to speak of, don't know the 'rules,' and nobody's ever heard of you, you're a noob (or an alter).
but i'm glad you enjoyed this post nonetheless; thanks for your one (1) hit. As you can see above, this post really needed more hits.
MWG: GO BEUYS WOO!
geddy: thank you very much. you're too kind.
scourge: that'll do, scourge. that'll do.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:03:33 EDT (#)
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HOW WAS THAT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:03:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-25 15:50:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for content, but what the hell is up with the zeros and the cryptic "give me credit for this motif" shit thrown at everyone who forgets to advertise on your behalf?
How about "+2 champ! Great read! Here's where it all began: [insert linkage]."
After reading your post and forming a partial personality image of you I am disappointed. Take the sacred +2 and the [hitcount+1] for the well written post for what it is worth.
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silly noob!
ubersite is all about shameless self promotion. (well, that and hating jack. and bubba.)
i'm sorry but you're just not ubercool enough, like me, to judge anyone around here yet.
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:19:58 EDT (#)
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Damn, you're gorgeous girl.
Anyways, this had a slow and steady pace to it and I enjoyed it. It reversed my pissed off mood I obtained from reading the list from that Paralyzed by Hope slore.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-09-25 16:38:17 EDT (#)
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Joseph Beuys, was also shot down over Siberian Russia during WW2 as a fighter pilot. He was rescued by Tunguskan shamans, who fed him Amanita Muscaria mushrooms, and wrapped him in a leather blanket soaked in reindeer fat to warm him up gradually and not put him in shock.
He had the visions of being chopped up into many pieces and put into a pot, and was then eaten by the spirits, before returning to this world, a strangely common experience among those who practice shamanism during their initiation rights.
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------------------------/ < To the left is supposed to be the shooting star on the commercial.
The more you know!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2008-09-25 15:50:58 EDT (#)
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+2 for content, but what the hell is up with the zeros and the cryptic "give me credit for this motif" shit thrown at everyone who forgets to advertise on your behalf?
How about "+2 champ! Great read! Here's where it all began: [insert linkage]."
After reading your post and forming a partial personality image of you I am disappointed. Take the sacred +2 and the [hitcount+1] for the well written post for what it is worth.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:46:47 EDT (#)
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link back to original
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114095
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-25 13:36:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 13:28:44 EDT (#)
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fuck off scourge. i didn't invent the bandwagon itself just this one.
link backs used to be standard and i never heard you bitch about anyone linking to you.
ps i love you
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HAHAHA
i was just trying to get a rise out of you.
how have you been, you old poop?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-24 23:14:50 EDT (#)
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who are you and what are you on about?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-09-24 22:46:00 EDT (#)
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seems you were a nice and lively girl back in the days.
what happened?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-19 13:26:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2008-07-16 16:41:32 EDT (#)
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*waits*
Great!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 01:14:21 EDT (#)
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yes. my comment was of dismay at the utter pointlessness of arguing with him.
what picture? the picture above, or the pictures i tried to explain to a dead hare?
bubbalian...a brilliant new word in the uberlexicon.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-28 01:05:51 EDT (#)
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That makes YOU Beuysian.
I was focused on Bubba.
Which makes me pretty stupid judging from your picture.
Feuerbach was a hypocritical dumbass.
Or Bubbalian, as they say in school.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 00:58:30 EDT (#)
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oh, excuse me, its correct title is "How to Explain Pictures to a Dead Hare."
it's been a few years since my master's thesis.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 00:55:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 00:54:53 EDT (#)
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The artist Joseph Beuys staged a performance in which he painted himself with gold leaf and honey and cradled a dead hare in his arms. It was entitled "Explaining Pictures to a Dead Hare," and signified, among other things, the absolute pointless pursuit of trying to share intelligent words about art and creative pursuit with an brain-dead animal.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-28 00:48:40 EDT (#)
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checking what, darling?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-06-28 00:37:44 EDT (#)
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Just checking before I respond.
Darling.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:18:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-23 18:47:22 EDT (#)
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wow...thanks, apollo.
that was unexpected.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-23 18:21:14 EDT (#)
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you are beautiful
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:56:43 EDT (#)
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okay. it's funny because i just said something similar on your post before i read what you wrote on mine.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-11 00:51:20 EDT (#)
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Let's be friends.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:33:44 EDT (#)
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I dunno, seems to me a bandwagon is different from a competition.
I participated in both.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99384
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:33:15 EDT (#)
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shit...meant to do that with my experima account
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:32:56 EDT (#)
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<3 Willie!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:22:31 EDT (#)
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cool. i'll read when i've finished cooking.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:16:40 EDT (#)
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special thanks go out to scourge and experima for their amazing contributions to ubersite
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:16:08 EDT (#)
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anti-competition
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:15:41 EDT (#)
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its not good to talk ta oneself
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-13 21:13:14 EDT (#)
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yours was a competition?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:50:16 EDT (#)
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I didn't get all the 10 things either. People named them oddly but at the time I counted 70.
I will read your add thing later...when my attention span is longer LOL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-13 20:30:35 EDT (#)
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i just read through a lot of your '10' label.
my a.d.d. bandwagon ( http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/a.d.d. MAN I LOVE A GOOD LINKPIMP OPPORTUNITY!) had you beat by a good 50 posts and i didn't get them all because of...you know, the whole a.d.d thing
your 10 thing was the only one that out-reviewed mine. yours for the obvious 'not a hideous fatso' thing you have going. mine for the 'man what the fuck is that guy's problem? he sure is a fucking asshole' gig i've laid claim to.
we all have our own little spot on uber, i guess.
:(
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:28:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:29:45 EDT (#)
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well thank you very much. it started one of the longest bandwagons ever, with about 70 or so posts made after it.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-02 01:08:45 EDT (#)
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This was a good post.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-26 19:53:07 EDT (#)
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thanks, mr. flash harry.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-26 13:06:32 EDT (#)
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oh baby...
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:16:55 EDT (#)
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oh you and your eyes
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:08:47 EDT (#)
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M! Where've you been, buddy?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:03:36 EDT (#)
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I love me some experima
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:27:53 EST (#)
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thanks! <3
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-26 02:27:26 EST (#)
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Hot
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-20 15:54:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-17 17:11:43 EST (#)
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I know you dislike violence, as well you should. But is it violence when it's consensual?
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Gawdammit woman. You're really going to have to stop this. I mean, it's hard enough resisting my Stalker urges without you throwing gasoline on the bloody fire...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-20 06:13:27 EST (#)
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thanks experima :) xx
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-20 05:58:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114108#2628488
you can definitely be my friend.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-19 23:48:53 EST (#)
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This is how that bandwagon started?
I must admit this is the only one I've actually read.
I've decided I can never move back to CA, no matter what. Even seventeen days was too much.
I think I'll try Portland, OR next.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-19 03:11:38 EST (#)
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cool.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:40:59 EST (#)
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and special to EI: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:40:16 EST (#)
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a big thanks to rorrim and rob and mwg and blt and yozz and ALL YALL.
for the birthday wishes too. xxx
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:38:21 EST (#)
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Hey ! http://www.ubersite.com/m/114235#2622807
hb, M!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:31:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:07:01 EST (#)
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thanks, you guys.
i can't believe the bandwagon this started is still going.......
Neither can I...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:35:16 EST (#)
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Happy happy birthday!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 03:28:25 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114121
READ AND BE MERRY!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:07:01 EST (#)
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thanks, you guys.
i can't believe the bandwagon this started is still going.......
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:42:57 EST (#)
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Guiseppe!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:37:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:02:06 EST (#)
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Great Bandwagon Ex. And you are Smokin' Hawt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:44:25 EST (#)
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7. I know most of you are too young to remember, but a long time ago there was a fad called pet rocks. It was a rock that came in a cute package with instructions for its care, and I received one as a Christmas gift after the untimely death of my gerbil. I was a little upset because I was expecting a truss, but I accepted the gift and decided to make the best of it. That night the rock blew its head off.
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I laughed.
Right out loud.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:34:58 EST (#)
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+2 for post
+20 for Uniters review.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:36:04 EST (#)
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Charles? Nelson? ORLY?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:31:39 EST (#)
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Rock solid bandwagon.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:01:42 EST (#)
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MMMMMMM!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:54:20 EST (#)
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Best Bandwagon Ever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:47:57 EST (#)
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Thanks for the good bandwagon, it's nice to see uber writing.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:08:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:42:34 EST (#)
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Okay, okay, this is my favorite, due to it being the original and the inspiration for all following posts of this type.
Now turn that frown upside down.
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dont give in!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:56:10 EST (#)
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See what you've started, young lady?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:42:34 EST (#)
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Okay, okay, this is my favorite, due to it being the original and the inspiration for all following posts of this type.
Now turn that frown upside down.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:46:35 EST (#)
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Uniter wins.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:42:32 EST (#)
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OMFG UR H07 5HI7!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:25:10 EST (#)
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#74
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:47:17 EST (#)
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It's a shame more shiny happy people do not make the time to post on Uber.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-07 00:49:32 EST (#)
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toe: power hair. you rock.
the uniter: you also rock.
*fills wineglass*
expect to see this on mrr for ages. xxx
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:20:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341:
1. The summer when I was 10, my next door neighbor broke his leg. His wife took over the little store they owned in town and he would sit on his porch all morning reading the newspaper. I was bored and had nothing else to do, so I went over every day and told him jokes to cheer him up. After about a week, he wasn't on the porch, so I went inside and found him hanging from a ceiling beam.
2. When I was in high school, a new girl transferred from another school, and some of the kids used to tease her. I felt sorry for her, so I called her on the phone and asked her to go to the Valentine's dance. The next day, they found her hanging from a ceiling beam.
3. After college, I was having trouble finding a job, so at my mother's urging I went to the next town. No one knew me there, but surprisingly, I got the job. The first day, I noticed a small group of employees laughing and telling jokes in the break room. I got my courage up on Tuesday and joined them. I had a great time telling them all my jokes. On Wednesday, I drove up to work and saw paramedics outside. Those same employees were found hanging from a ceiling beam.
4. I got a new dog yesterday and took her out for a long walk in the woods near my house. This morning I called Sadie and she didn't come, so I went looking for her. I found her hanging from a ceiling beam.
5. My wife went deaf when she was a little girl. We saved money for years to buy cochlear implants. After we had them done, I was so excited that I talked practically the whole way home. I was so happy she could finally hear the sound of my voice after all those years. The next morning I found her hanging from a ceiling beam.
6. In college I briefly answered phones for a suicide prevention hotline.
7. I know most of you are too young to remember, but a long time ago there was a fad called pet rocks. It was a rock that came in a cute package with instructions for its care, and I received one as a Christmas gift after the untimely death of my gerbil. I was a little upset because I was expecting a truss, but I accepted the gift and decided to make the best of it. That night the rock blew its head off.
8. On my honeymoon years ago I went down to South America. I met this nice preacher who invited us to visit his church in the jungle. He introduced me to the congregation and I told them all about myself. The next day those poor people all drank some poison kool-aid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown
9. During WWII I was stationed on the USS Fanshaw Bay. I was working in communications when word came in that two Japanese fighters were coming our way. I got on the radio and was talking to a freighter southeast of our position. The guy sounded really nervous so I told him a few jokes. The Japanese intercepted the communication, and heard every word I said. Shortly thereafter, those two Japanese pilots aimed their planes right at us. Our gunners shot them down, but the Japanese began training a whole kamikaze corps. I heard they played the intercepted tape of my jokes just before the pilots took off on missions.
10. My great grandfather lived next door to Vincent Van Gogh.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:08:42 EST (#)
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Is this going be another of your posts that will be reviewed over and over for months?
If so, nice picture, you have what I call 'power hair'
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:06:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:32:31 EST (#)
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hi, U! no I don't live in San Francisco anymore...too many guys who dress like girls up there.
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well I WAS going to move there tomorrow but damn...if there's queer folk, I'm not going.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:59:37 EST (#)
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lovely pic
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:21:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:05:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:07:42 EST (#)
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notice i didn't post it on here.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:50:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:28:50 EST (#)
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i like the idea of being "wrecked."
are you guys on facebook? loads of photos on there.
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I am (zomg high schooler on facebook no wai), although I do have some reserves about getting THAT personal with teh uber.
BTW, I withdraw my comment about you resembling my English teacher.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:07:27 EST (#)
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Why is my email box not stuffed already?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:46:42 EST (#)
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CJ: myspace sucks. i reserved my name but i will not use it.
facebook is fun.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:44:04 EST (#)
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you are so fucking funny, sico. i actually snorted.
don't tell anyone, k?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:35:14 EST (#)
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So, I'll take that as it's true. There's no hope for uber when a 30+ hipster nerd is chasing skirt from his website around. I've met 2 people from the internet, EVER! Call me old fashioned but when I have to rely on the web to get laid instead of cracking the door, venturing out into (OH FUCKING NO) public and meeting people then my days are shot.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:33:35 EST (#)
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No Facebook for me. I'm uncomfortable enough having an account with MySpace and Ubersite as it is. Still, my sister bugs me incessantly to get one.
(sigh)
Perhaps someday.
And I like the implications of the word 'wreck' too. Remember, there is no spatula.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:29:59 EST (#)
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LOL about facebook.
just LOL.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:28:50 EST (#)
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i like the idea of being "wrecked."
are you guys on facebook? loads of photos on there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:28:49 EST (#)
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I also heard that Bart has the same creepy obsession with you as Chaos as evidenced by his chasing you around facebook. I don't have a facebook, so this is all hearsay to me but it would be quite funny if true.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:28:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:43:45 EST (#)
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Yup, cute as a button!
Hey, you're doing the Dorian Gray beauty regimen? That's really fucking cool. I might have to switch. I do the Elizabeth Bathory beauty regimen. Seems to be working pretty well except it can be a real pain in the ass to find actual virgins in this day and age. Seriously, I have to bathe in virgin's blood twice a month.
I'm running out of virgins around here.
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How the fuck can you run out of virgins on Uber?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:27:28 EST (#)
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Don't get me wrong. Short hair or long, I'd still wreck you.
I just think longer is better with women in general and you in particular.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:23:53 EST (#)
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Send "other" pictures to sicosemen.at.gmail.com for further approval of your fuckability. Should I do one of these posts?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:21:31 EST (#)
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:)
haven't scissored in ages.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:20:33 EST (#)
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do you? i've had it cropped well short, but i think i like it long.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:20:10 EST (#)
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Creepy, kid touching buffoon below.
Ex, I'll take that as a "you don't mind if we scissor."
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:18:38 EST (#)
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By the by, LOVE the longer hair.
Mmmmmmmm.
That is all.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:17:03 EST (#)
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hearts to both below.
sico, for some reason, you and i get on like a house on fire.
corn nugget, i think we should chat IRL. i bet we'd make great friends.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:14:13 EST (#)
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You're very pretty. I didn't read the post, though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:13:37 EST (#)
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Sorry, meant a +2. Excuse my blatant rudeness, but you are quite attractive.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:12:46 EST (#)
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I'd fuck you without a condom.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:08:05 EST (#)
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oh, and LOL to the person who thinks I look younger now than my first camwhore. THANKS!!!!! that other one was quite a while ago. HAIR GETS LONGER WHEN IT GROWS: TAKE NOTE.
LOLOLOL
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:04:53 EST (#)
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just do it shlongy....you know it will feel sooooo good.
2 experima, shlongy. do it! you can't wait to do it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:43:26 EST (#)
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ugh, i also forgot skrapmetal. i am glad you liked #3. the whole "book" of stories I wrote is called "the bee in the bag."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:41:38 EST (#)
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Shlongy will NEVER "pay" for action.
I was considering +2-ing this just for the new spank material but then I remembered how much it upsets you when you don't get Uber love and +2's.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:38:55 EST (#)
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fuck I forgot orphelia and joey.
thanks, orphelia.
and "pointy ears" was for YOU joey. post your own tiny true stories, love. i bet you've got some gems. and if you are still restricted, post them under your other name.xxx
or just email them to me.
I forgot to credit my own inspiration for doing this: a book called "Misadventures" by a wonderful woman whose name I've forgotten at the moment. Little vignettes, that's all it was, but it made me want to sit down and write out 33 of my own so far...I'll post more later.
and for the rest of you, enjoy your fap.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:32:31 EST (#)
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hi, U! no I don't live in San Francisco anymore...too many guys who dress like girls up there.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:27:04 EST (#)
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hi everybody!
forensicgirl cracks me up.
hidden....you also crack me up.
shlongy: give me 2s or else, no dice.
see you in vegas, guys xxx
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:09:03 EST (#)
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UR AZ CUTE AZ A PUPPPPPPY!!!!!!!!!11111!1@
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:56:53 EST (#)
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You are very cute - inside and out!
Lovely lady :)
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:33:27 EST (#)
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hi, experima!
do you still live in san fran?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:51:53 EST (#)
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I would like to see your hooters.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:43:45 EST (#)
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Yup, cute as a button!
Hey, you're doing the Dorian Gray beauty regimen? That's really fucking cool. I might have to switch. I do the Elizabeth Bathory beauty regimen. Seems to be working pretty well except it can be a real pain in the ass to find actual virgins in this day and age. Seriously, I have to bathe in virgin's blood twice a month.
I'm running out of virgins around here.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:27:42 EST (#)
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man, i love being so handsome and charming. i can get laid whenever i like.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:18:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:49:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 09:12:48 EST (#)
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omg, you appear to be good looking.
now i'll have to be mean to you to over compensate for my lack of confidence with women in real life.
:(
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i'm just going to be really nice to her no matter how dumb anything she posts gets in hopes that she will eventually fuck me.
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I see nothing wrong with this approach.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:55:05 EST (#)
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This morning I ws reding post on ubersite nd it ws relly funny. t the end of the post, however, ws plesnt surprise. The poster hd dded picture of herself nd on scle of one to hot, she ws hot. So I strted to msturbte. Unfortuntely, I ws quite excited becuse she ws so pretty nd I blew my lod much erlier thn expected. So I shot my lod on my keybord nd it lnded on the "" key, which now no longer works. Luckily, there is no "" in "Method's Mom". Just cocks. Lots of cocks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:49:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 09:12:48 EST (#)
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omg, you appear to be good looking.
now i'll have to be mean to you to over compensate for my lack of confidence with women in real life.
:(
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i'm just going to be really nice to her no matter how dumb anything she posts gets in hopes that she will eventually fuck me.
wait, that planned is flawed. that's what all the other guys here are doing and they don't get laid, ever.
*sigh*
i guess i'll keep paying for sex...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-06 10:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you look like my friend's girlfriend, katie.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 09:12:48 EST (#)
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omg, you appear to be good looking.
now i'll have to be mean to you to over compensate for my lack of confidence with women in real life.
:(
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-06 08:52:04 EST (#)
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ha ha... no comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 08:33:31 EST (#)
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Who the fuck takes the time - and why anyone EVER spens a dollar on the Uberboard - is beyond my comprehension.
When are we going to have sex? I mean, together.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-06 08:23:20 EST (#)
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#3.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-06 06:50:13 EST (#)
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You're very cute and mildly interesting. Don't let this go to your head though cause I can be surprisingly impressive. For istance: Canadians mistake me for being another Canadian when in fact I'm from Arkansas(sorry for Huckabee). I once landed half a flip, which was me smashing into a rolled up fence and some how keeping my feet on the pedals even when the seat of my bike was resting on my upper back. When I was in gr.5 my scalp was split open by a piece of ice the size of a man's torso that fell off a church. I'm not religious. It used to be a game for me and friends to chase elk, and when the odd one would charge us we would run away and get big sticks then come back very indignant and righteous and our young 100lb selves would chase and terrorize an animal as big as a race horse. One of my new favourite things if when my ears start to sting from the cold, I miss my mountains. You'd be surprised how good you can get at walking on snow and ice. I'd fuck me...I'd fuck me hard!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-06 06:16:04 EST (#)
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Small internet trivialities :
1 My written english sucks.
2 I always thought it was ok, untill Uber kicked my butt.
3 I'm seriously hungover from last night's pool-session.
4 My dive serves horrible beer.
5 I've watched all known sf to mankind. My life is useless now.
6 I just read that my penis shrinks,now that i'm 40. It will be a bad year.
7 When will i be famous?
8 When will i have a threesome?
9 when will i grow up?
x Don't ever change, Uber...
I'm going back to bed .
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-06 05:38:57 EST (#)
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i'm surprised more men don't dress up as women to gain access to female change rooms.
i would do so but for the beard
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-06 05:26:25 EST (#)
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"He had pointy ears"
Great stories, but that one had me good and proper!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-06 05:16:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-06 02:14:22 EST (#)
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As always, very enjoyable.
ps - yer purdy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:32:16 EST (#)
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ps: aging backwards? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:25:11 EST (#)
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i love scourge and lungfish and sacrilicious.
i do not acknowledge teh gayness
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:17:59 EST (#)
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Saccy, don't validate the stalker. Get back in your box before I kick your ass. - Circe.
I will not make mommy do bad things.
I will not make mommy do bad things.
I will not make mommy do bad things.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:17:27 EST (#)
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You look like a chronically happy person.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-06 01:01:55 EST (#)
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you guys need to quit this shit.
because if you keep it up you'll surpass my uberboarding records - i swear bret and simon spent literally hundreds of dollars on me up there.
liked the stories
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:50:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:43:23 EST (#)
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i love you, lungfish.
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Hot damn. And let Ebola know that he is missed.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:46:58 EST (#)
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ps: I wouldn't work in west LA if you paid me....and they're trying to actually.
LOL
fuck off, you silly drunk.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:38:07 EST (#)
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I just saw the "I work in west LA" thing on uber board.......hahahahaha. soooooooooooooo stupid. this is the last thing i'll say to acknowledge it, since i'm definitely not going to change my life to accommodate her.
fyi, that picture is two months old. my stalker is a jealous anfry....well, you know. it's sad, actually.
i knew when i posted this the coward would come out. TigerLilly knows this game.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:32:15 EST (#)
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i hadn't noticed, saccy.
i do have a stalker. it comes as no surprise.
i'm not sure what the uberboard has said, but yes that is me, yes that was taken a couple months ago, and yes yes yes.
i'm just not going to allow a stalker to prevent me from posting.
full stop.
xxx
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:26:46 EST (#)
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I was referring to the uberboard comments, darlin'. Looks like you may have a stalker...anyone who defends themselves by remaining anonymous while claiming to recognize you in a large city has mental problems, I suspect.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:21:38 EST (#)
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This is very good, would you mind if I borrowed that bit about the best friend though? I need it for a short story. Thanks.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 00:21:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-05 19:05:42 PST (#)
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You are just cute as a BUTTON!
*squee*
Great post.
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i think i'm in love with leonore.
and confused by sacrilicious.....who's paying for what, black and white huh?
but i love you too. even if i am too sleepy to understand you and lungfish.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:04:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:45:49 EST (#)
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Whoever spent money to anonymously make a comment that with any balls they would have posted on this post should learn the difference between a sophisticated event vs casual photo, and color vs black and white.
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Agreed. I think she looks older in the current photo anyway.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:04:31 EST (#)
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Oh, and 6th grade. I won it on anonymous. I then went to the district spelling bee and lost on avid. I spelled it with two v's because I thought one v was just too impossibly easy.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-05 23:02:56 EST (#)
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Loved this.
You are cute.
I can never remember interesting little anecdotes on the spot when somebody tells me to tell a story from my life, but when I'm having a conversation with somebody I frequently stop paying attention because something they said reminded me of something funny or interesting that happened to me when I was 8.
Oh, spelling bees. I won the school spelling bee in 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th grade. In 2nd grade I won on the word brown. In that 4th grade spelling bee, when there were maybe 20 people left, they asked us to spell chauffeur, and we all got it wrong so they just brought all 20 of us back on stage. In 8th grade I took 4th place because I didn't get the 'i' in mostaccioli. I can read some Italian and write it a little bit now, but I'm really not sure if I've spelled it right this time.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:48:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:45:49 EST (#)
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Whoever spent money to anonymously make a comment that with any balls they would have posted on this post should learn the difference between a sophisticated event vs casual photo, and color vs black and white.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:26:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:19:53 EST (#)
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i've always had a fascination with my penis and have always played with it a lot. one day i was doing it and it started to feel good and my penis got larger and hard. this was very strange for me but it felt good so i kept doing it. the pleasure finally made me climax and this white liquid came shooting out. i had no idea what was going on, but i knew i liked it and wanted to do it again.
the next day was my 27th birthday, so i took the day off of my job at the grocery store and rubbed my penis all day long.
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Classic Hidden101 here.
also I was entertained by this.
Check your gmail Experima.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:25:08 EST (#)
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I think this is a good idea for a bandwagon. I always enjoy personal little tidbits about real life. Maybe I'll contribute, but only after the Jaeger and the Newcastle start making me feel lovely.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:23:43 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:20:24 EST (#)
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More? Go for it. I'd do one, but all the interesting things in my life are too personal, and considering what comes up when you google search my name, I don't like writing things that are actually personal online anymore.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:19:53 EST (#)
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i've always had a fascination with my penis and have always played with it a lot. one day i was doing it and it started to feel good and my penis got larger and hard. this was very strange for me but it felt good so i kept doing it. the pleasure finally made me climax and this white liquid came shooting out. i had no idea what was going on, but i knew i liked it and wanted to do it again.
the next day was my 27th birthday, so i took the day off of my job at the grocery store and rubbed my penis all day long.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:08:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:23:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:21:52 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:52:46 PST (#)
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I like posts like this.
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i have 23 more. wanna hear?
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YES!
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will do later. can't post twice in one day.
thanks, pal.
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Awesome. I really was very entertained by these.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:07:10 EST (#)
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i have a friend named Guiseppe too, but we just call him "G" because he's black.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-05 22:05:42 EST (#)
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You are just cute as a BUTTON!
*squee*
Great post.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:39:03 EST (#)
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Good set of tales.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:35:58 EST (#)
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So far I've only read the first item on your list, and for some reason the fact that you have a friend named Guiseppe makes me overjoyed. I really have no explanation for this. Regardless, +2 for you, forever.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:35:50 EST (#)
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This is everything an uber post should be
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:32:26 EST (#)
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i'm going to play Guitar Hero now. i need constant stimulation and since i'm sick and can't go out i realized that i would freak out at home by myself tonight, since none of my friends will come around me because they don't want to get sick. (pussies)
anyway, i decided since i play guitar that Guitar Hero might be fun so i went out and bought it with two wireless controllers. it's kind of cool to play on my ginormous 106" screen, but i'm sure i'll get bored with it real quick and throw it out in a week. at least i had a double guitar stand laying around for the controllers.
i loved this post and i love you. i will be back.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:29:48 EST (#)
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Nice :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:28:57 EST (#)
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whoa, it's saturday? where does the time go when you are high on drugs?
on NYE i was at a party telling a story about how my best friend ran off to Mexico with my lawyer. he came back and i had invited everyone over for a BBQ at my house. he took his shirt off to get in the pool and displayed a large, black scorpion tattoo he accidentally got while hammered drunk.
everyone at the party was laughing.... except Joe.
we all turned to look as Joe rolled up his sleeve to reveal a fresh tattoo of a 1985 Cadillac Seville on his shoulder.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:23:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-05 18:21:52 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:52:46 PST (#)
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I like posts like this.
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i have 23 more. wanna hear?
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YES!
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will do later. can't post twice in one day.
thanks, pal.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:21:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:52:46 PST (#)
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I like posts like this.
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i have 23 more. wanna hear?
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YES!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:18:34 EST (#)
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OMG i'm in love with sacrilicious................
which i have been for ages.
wanna be my friend IRL?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:17:39 EST (#)
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Hidden- it's Saturday night. Sounds like the drugs are pretty good..I'd like some.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:16:59 EST (#)
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J.C. hidden.
email me if you want!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:16:48 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this post very much. I'd like to do one sometime.
And your picture is just gorgeous. Your last camwhore, while very cute, apparently didn't do you justice, babe.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:14:41 EST (#)
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safely back from what? i'm never safe from ANYTHING. it could be the drugs that make me paranoid, but i'm not quite sure.
here's another one-
one time my friend and i were driving around in my father's truck, opening phone boxes and making calls with our homemade lineman's handset. my friend was tapping the ratchet on the door with the window rolled down and all of a sudden we heard a loud crash.
he had broken the window inside the door...
i decided the best course of action was to drive to work and tell my father that it was like that when i got off work.
he didn't believe me and beat me mercilessly to a bloody pulp.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:10:17 EST (#)
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yes, that's what i want...excellent story hidden. just mundane life, but it's LIFE, you know what I mean?
are you safely back?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:07:56 EST (#)
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i loved, loved, loved this.
here's one from today.
i was standing in line at the grocery store after picking up some soup and orange juice for my cold (which is why i'm at home on ubersite on a friday night) and a cute girl walks up to me and starts hitting on me. then she says her sister is interested in me because i "totally look like her type". i ask her if her sister is as cute as her and she says yes. i then ask her where i can find this sister of hers and she says "she goes to school at Cornell. she's studying to be a dentist".
i live in Chicago. Cornell is in New York.
i paid for my groceries and left.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:03:57 EST (#)
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you rock redskies.
thanks for forgiving me for faking an accent xxx
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-05 21:02:16 EST (#)
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This was a nicely paced piece.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:59:46 EST (#)
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haha 8track.
watch the ratings, son...you're killing me on a saturday night!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:55:34 EST (#)
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only if they involve 23 bees and a similar number of bags
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:54:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:52:46 PST (#)
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I like posts like this.
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i have 23 more. wanna hear?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:53:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-05 17:52:23 PST (#)
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But I still feel bad for the bee.
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that's so cool you picked up on that story.
I wrote 33 stories and collectively called them "the bee in the bag."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:52:46 EST (#)
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I like posts like this.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-05 20:52:23 EST (#)
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But I still feel bad for the bee.