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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-01-06 11:54:15 EST


Oooooooh! I like cheesy beans, I like cheesy beans, I LIIIIIIIKE cheeeeesy BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAANS!!!

I'll let you know how I get on.




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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It feels like I have been pregnant forever too Berty. This will be my second and last, however, Mr c1ndy is going for the snip as soon as this one is born. It's quite embarrassing getting knocked up by mistake when you are 31.
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Spunk.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It feels like I have been pregnant forever too Berty. This will be my second and last, however, Mr c1ndy is going for the snip as soon as this one is born. It's quite embarrassing getting knocked up by mistake when you are 31.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Id like to dress Berty up as my kid :)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, c1mdy might not be the only one. I am entitled to be grumpy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i hate spelling

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I quite like kids myself, more so than cheese and beans at any rate. I'm just saying that for pretty much the entire time I've been a part of Ubersite C1ndy has been pregnant. In fact, I'd say it will be a big shock 20 years from now to realise that C1ndy will no longer be pregnant ever again and will have to be content with the 30 or so children she has already born.

No joke of a lie: C1ndy's house is like that catholic home in Monty Python's the Meaning of Life.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty the new emeperor.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:26:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm pregnant. Everything greasy/ flavoured/ nice makes me sick.
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That's your second right?

Gosh.

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Yes Berty, that is just a crime. Let's stone her to death!

Good Lord.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm pregnant. Everything greasy/ flavoured/ nice makes me sick.
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That's your second right?

Gosh.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best cheese and bean discussion forum ever.

I for one, prefer to put tomato sauce DIRECTLY onto one side of the bread prior to grilling. Once it has reached a toasty consistency, I then lay slices (not grated) of cheese onto said sauce.

Then, and this is the most important bit, so listen careful - I forget about them for half an hour whilst watching re-runs of the Brittas Empire on UK Gold, and let the smoke alarm tell me it's time to order a takeaway instead.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-07 00:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

HA HA YOU'RE EATING NIGGER FOOD CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NOW ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING AMERICAN

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-07 00:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

transformation into vile morbidly obese American 34.777778% complete...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

canned beans?

really?


that's horrid.


you should teach your jew to cook real food for you.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 21:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heinz baked beans with grated cheddar mixed up in a pan.

to clarify


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i must try that

so the cheese melts?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmmmm

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 21:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heinz baked beans with grated cheddar mixed up in a pan.

to clarify

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.stopcyberbullying.org/

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so...are these like some sort of spicy tex-mex kind of beans, maybe reds or pintos loaded with chilis and cumin and garlic, with cheddar? what kind of beans and what kind of cheese?

i can't possibly apply my all important rating without that knowledge.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

just done it again

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oops

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

omg i just rated myself

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha, bubba exposed below.




Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Funny. Real funny. Really, really fucking funny.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holt shit, Cindy's preg AGAIN? What a randy little whore!


I mean.... congratulations!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't know what cheesy beans are

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's one easy way to get chicks.

Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I had a turkey, bacon, and avocado omelet this morning. Now I'm on LSD. It's sweet.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, no shortage of homosexuals in DC that's for sure.

IM'ing with congressmen much?

_________________

The real reason I'm here is that all the guys are gay, which results in far fewer straight guys to contend with. And I have a hard time with girls, they say I'm too short and smell of fish and chips. :[

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol.

email me if you like. experima.at.gmail.com.

xxx

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha Spam. Fuck off also. My evening is very agreeable. :)

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I'm honest, I neither know nor paticularly care who she is, I am merely feeling disagreeable this evening.

so fuck off.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Could someone please provide a link which shows experimas alledged, but infrequent, cuntish behaviour.

I swear, I have never witnessed it for myself.

When I think of Experima, I truly think of the scene in Snow White, where cute little animals help with the housework.

Show me different. I did see one comment that was a lttle 'snippy' once, but experima you apologised a few comments later!:)

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

orphelia, i go both ways....

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. DON'T THINK I WILL FALL UNDER YOUR SPELL YOU BACKWARDS AGEING DEVIL WOMAN.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:36:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

EXPERIMA IS A CUNT.

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I have never seen experima act like one.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

spam makes me laugh.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

EXPERIMA IS A CUNT.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

experima. You really are just too sweet and lovely for words.

I am going to have a cheese and pickle sandwich now. Bugger the diet for one night. I am gonna live dangerously :)

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THINK CHEESE!!!!

THINK BEANS!!!

...


THINK CHEESEY BEANS!!!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Awww... what made the hydrocephalic little oil tycoon so crabby?


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor c1ndy. It is all worth it, though! :)

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SICO!!!!!!!!!

<3


go 2 my post!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 15:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am stewing up some pretty good gas right now. I'll let you know how that turns out.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:39:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

yuck

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c1ndy how could you?? That is like treason!

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I'm pregnant. Everything greasy/ flavoured/ nice makes me sick.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:02:01 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

On a more serious note, I am partial to cheesy beans. Cheesy chips with salad make my day.
I would put cheese on mosr things. Cheese maketh the meal.
I love cheese. I am particulary keen on wensleydale with cranberries at the moment.

Cheese rules.

Oh, do the have decent baked beans over there. Heinz? Branston now make kick ass beans, lovely with a splash of Worcester sauce.

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i think i'm in love with orphelia now.

heinz beanz kick ass. branston needs to stick with pickle.

worcester crisps are the best, besides tomato ketchup and pickled onion.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

let me have the privilege of rating this higher than you rated mine, simply to boost your ego, and because i also like cheesy beans, which i'm assuming you mean beans on toast with a bit of cheese sprinkled on, which are also lovely with grilled tomatoes and/or mushrooms, and sausages.

good day, sir.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:39:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

yuck

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c1ndy how could you?? That is like treason!



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

yuck

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well, no shortage of homosexuals in DC that's for sure.

IM'ing with congressmen much?

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That general plan was in my future, but New York isn't really a place I could live for a very long period of time, so I might just follow through with it here in DC instead.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

toasted soldiers, naturally.




Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and eggs? Dippy egg and soldiers rule.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

cheese IS splendid.

Hey FTW, when are you going to move to NYC to seek your autistic dream and fall under the spell of an old cranky mentor/rapist who will get you addicted to smack and suck your vitality out of you like one would suck a milkshake through a straw?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you're really feeling ambitious you could find an ostrich farm.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That is an excellent plan, I think I'm going for a duck. Geese are scary.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

By George, you've got it! Now to find a chicken.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Or a duck. Ducks are sexier birds.

You could try a goose, but I doubt they're meek enough to tolerate rape. Ducks aren't as quick as chickens, either.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am not pregnant :( I just reached my goal of a Uk 8/10 and now your saying I am fat!!

I just love cheese. I have had to cut back due to the extreme dieting but I still love cheese.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

'not', you bastard, I told you to stay out of my comments

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could start by fucking a chicken.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Damnit you're right! But not that I've made my claim, I feel I must find a way to make eggs...

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And how are the beans getting on?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I figured as much, but I didn't expect a draw out of it.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

one doesn't make eggs, one cooks them.




Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to make eggs!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no.

i did and i want my $15 back.

are you pregnant orphelia?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Should I've gotten the Liverpool v. Luton game on PPV?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

On a more serious note, I am partial to cheesy beans. Cheesy chips with salad make my day.
I would put cheese on mosr things. Cheese maketh the meal.
I love cheese. I am particulary keen on wensleydale with cranberries at the moment.

Cheese rules.

Oh, do the have decent baked beans over there. Heinz? Branston now make kick ass beans, lovely with a splash of Worcester sauce.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 14:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what question?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:36:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

You never answered my question.

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I will answer it for you.

Yes, you ARE gay!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You never answered my question.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Skip the middle man and all that pesky digestion and insert them directly into your rectum.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you make yours? I generally masturbate heavily.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to finish my Jaeger from last night. Then I'm going back to bed.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SWELL! Yeah, please call me with an update.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

make me a pizza while you're at it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-06 12:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HP sauce and it's a win


Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-06 11:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Method's Mom once ate some cheesy beans and then had anal. The poor guy who did her couldn't get the smell out for a week.


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