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i have a GSOH (539 hits)

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Rating: -0.41 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-01-06 16:40:33 EST


seriously, i really fucking do have a GSOH

i actually do

lot's of people say they do, but my GSOH is probably better than theirs

AND, most women are apparently looking for a man with a GSOH

a GSOH is actually one of the most important things they want, apparently.

so, i actually am a great catch!

(because of my GSOH)

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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 02:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Giant Stash of Heroin.


Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GOOD HOUSE OWN SALARY???

fucking hell, if that's the case i'm in trouble. i had always naiively assumed it was a good sense of humour.



OCOH - ovulating cunt on heat?

ANEWPMLSOD - a new penis mouled like superman's oversized dong?

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+2 for that review.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Giant-sized oblong head?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

gut size of house?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-06 21:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

a what?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.stopcyberbullying.org/

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 20:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I CARE

Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

By my calculations, that could either stand for "great sense of humor" or "giant stretched out hole". Votes, anyone?

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I also vote that you have a giant stretched out hole. Cockass.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what's wrong with ovulating cunt on heat????

what in the world could be nicer than an ovulating cunt on heat???

Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, and also YLLTKOGTWFAPITAANEGHTCCOA reach-around. So there.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


OCOH - ovulating cunt on heat?
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suddenly, I don't like you anymore :(



Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-06 18:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GOOD HOUSE OWN SALARY???

fucking hell, if that's the case i'm in trouble. i had always naiively assumed it was a good sense of humour.



OCOH - ovulating cunt on heat?

ANEWPMLSOD - a new penis mouled like superman's oversized dong?


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, will travel.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia, GSOH, OCOH.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the internet tells me that means you have a Good Salary Own House, a Good Sense of Humour, or a Good Standard of Hygiene but actually maybe you just made that up

I have an ANEWPMLSOD so suck it

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

made me smile

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too long..I couldn't get through it all.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-06 17:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

By my calculations, that could either stand for "great sense of humor" or "giant stretched out hole". Votes, anyone?


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bryanhoop (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Men: Would you rather have sex with a professional women's basketball player or a professional women's pool player?

Women: Would you rather have sex with a professional men's basketball player or a professional men's pool player?


Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-06 16:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*gulp*
...
You're sweet.
You must eat right.


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