Ten Tiny True Stories and a random picture (752 hits)
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Submitted by The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy (View user info) at 2008-01-06 22:48:31 EST
1) When I was a sophomore, I dated the Mexican exchange student at my school. Way before we started dating, he gave me an Easter card that was extremely religious in nature. I don't know why I thought it was a joke, possibly because it's something my heathen bastard friends would give me just for a laugh... but it turned out he was actually hardcore Catholic. So much so that he went into the seminary within a year of going home. My bad.
2) One time when I was about 4 or 5, I went shopping with my mom at Beacon House (hey, she was a newly single mom and we needed clothes). The cashier was a dark haired woman in her 30's with a haircut somewhere between a fe-mullet and a mushroom cut. I asked her, much to the mortification of the cashier and my mom, if she was a man or a woman. My mom was pissed. I thought it was a genuine question.
3) I would consider streaking somewhere, possibly even my own campus if there was a reasonable chance of me getting away with it, without being found out.
4) I enjoy watching bad kung fu movies. I don't mean Curse of the Golden Flower bad, I mean Shaolin vs. Wu-tang bad.
5) I "accidentally" step on peoples' ankles if they walk too slowly in front of me in crowded places and ignore subtle hints to move. ie. the cleared throat or the loud step
6) I like Yanni's music.
7) Sometimes I write cheat notes on my wrist underneath my watch strap. It looks like I'm checking the time, which is nothing out of the ordinary at an exam. They've come in very handy and I've never been caught.
8) When I was 15, I worked as a hostess at a Chinese restaurant. One night a particularly obnoxious couple came in and ordered a number of expensive, specialty dishes for takeout. After the order was completely finished and I took it up for them to pay, they changed their mind on half the stuff they wanted and swapped it out for other items then bitched about the wait time. Before I got to the kitchen and while they were still withing earshot, I told a couple of the waitresses about what a pair of assholes these two were. They heard me and had a fit. My boss backed me up, saying I would never talk that way to or about a customer then blacklisted them.
9) I'm really lousy at finishing what I start.
User Reviews
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"6) I like Yanni's music."
i thought you people were a myth! FUCK
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
littledan: Sackville. (aka: Bagtown, Suckville, Sackvegas and Eww, you live there?)
skrapmetal: I've notified every Walmart in your area to keep an eye out for you around the movie bargain bins with instructions to taze on sight to break you of your habit. You're welcome.
Berty: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#4. Me, too. I have a whole collection.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not you.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely the point of streaking is to be found out
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Seconded. Drop the undies and don the trainers!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SCHRUTE
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
#20
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I almost gave a shit, but these were just bland.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely the point of streaking is to be found out
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough WJ, I'm lying anyway. She isn't enormous at all, just nice and squishy.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:34:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:28:45 EST (#)
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You're a chick?!
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Calm down WJ. She's enormous and engaged.
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Hey bucko a warm hole's a warm hole no matter the jewelry!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a chick?!
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Calm down WJ. She's enormous and engaged.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a chick?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You should get naked at a student protest. That would be cool.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beacon House eh... You from NS?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 02:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your boss sounds like a cool guy
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-07 01:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont forget me nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was worth reading.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-06 23:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-06 22:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Yanni's music too. My Dad is the only person I have ever met that shares that sentiment.