Ten (more) Tiny True Stories + one camwhore that I'm going to regret (802 hits)
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Submitted by GeorgeWashington (View user info) at 2008-01-07 03:49:24 EST
1. When I was 2 the Barney that was supposed to come to my birthday party was late because his girlfriend had just broken up with him. When he got to the party, he was crying.
2. When I was a child, my dad and I were going to see a puppet show, when we got into a car accident. I got whiplash that still lasts, and I've never seen puppets since then.
3. The day that George Harrison died, I didn't really care. The next year, when my mom made me listen to The Beatles, I hated myself for not knowing who he was.
4. On 9-11 no one went to school except for me. I thought it was fun, because I didn't have to do anything all day.
5. In 2nd grade Alberto from Mexico (he said Me-He-Ko) told me that he was a vampire and that he was going to kill my whole family. We had to go to the counsellor during class, and I missed the teacher reading the end of Robin Hood.
6. In 6th grade I blacked out this one time, not actually passing out but I was in one part of the room and then I was in another and I didn't know why. Some students came up and told me that I had just sworn very loudly in class, repeatedly. I still don't know what happened.
7. This New Year was the worse one I have ever had because I had a panic attack and I couldn't breathe correctly for a very long time, so I took some sleeping pills, which did not do anything.
8. When I was little I did an add for Timberland (the shoe company). All I can remember of it is a man yelling at me to run with the dog on the beach and toss the ball to the other kids, who were all older than I was.
9. I desperately liked this one girl, and over the course of three years she told me she liked me and then changed her mind an hour or so later at least four times.
10. We're going out now, and I love the world.
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:16:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:32:27 EST (#)
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You're not going to be going out with her forever, so try to still love the world when she's not in yours.
ps nice boots.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:31:57 EST (#)
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Is that a...is it....it can't be....is that....is that a bowl cut? http://www.geojedi.org/
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:32:54 EST (#)
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Nice shoes you have hanging up there.
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AsshOly, that's good advice and relatively pessimistic.
But thanks, I guess.
The shoes are made out of my dead grandpa's old clothes and I'm not sure why they're there nor was aware of the fact until you pointed it out. They're kind of creepy.
As for the hair, it was wet in that picture and I have cut it since then anyways.
Oh, and the glasses I found on the street in Washington D.C.
Bolle Spectra Acrylix!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:55:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:55:56 EST (#)
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#1: Proof that Barney's gay with Tinky Winky.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:04:14 EST (#)
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you have scarlett johannssen lips.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:59:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:32:54 EST (#)
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Nice shoes you have hanging up there
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:19:51 EST (#)
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The only thing you have to regret is looking like that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:08:26 EST (#)
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Good fucking grief.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:46:14 EST (#)
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1985 called, it wants its sunglasses back.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:23:50 EST (#)
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The others were so-so. Solid +1 overall.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:09:46 EST (#)
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I only read the first one and that was probably the best story I've read in this series. I'll read the others now.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:51:22 EST (#)
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2. When I was a child
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You still are, kid.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:21:00 EST (#)
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#91
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:43:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:40:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:31:57 EST (#)
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Is that a...is it....it can't be....is that....is that a bowl cut?
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Kinda looks like a Caesar. Same net effect though.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:14:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:32:27 EST (#)
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You're not going to be going out with her forever, so try to still love the world when she's not in yours.
ps nice boots.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not going to be going out with her forever, so try to still love the world when she's not in yours.
ps nice boots.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 07:31:57 EST (#)
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Is that a...is it....it can't be....is that....is that a bowl cut? http://www.geojedi.org/
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 06:32:54 EST (#)
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Nice shoes you have hanging up there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 05:32:46 EST (#)
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Y HALO THAR MARTY McFLY
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:55:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:41:52 EST (#)
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Fear not, I am preparing an opus
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hehehehe
good one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114117
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:41:52 EST (#)
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Fear not, I am preparing an opus!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:40:26 EST (#)
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Yeah we should leap on it. You first.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:37:28 EST (#)
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I like this bandwagon for some reason.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 04:11:07 EST (#)
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You poor, tragic, motherfucker.
Thank you for giving hundreds of underpaid workers a good laugh.