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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-01-07 07:56:09 EST


I've written about half of an incredible post that will blow your minds, but I can't be fucked finishing it yet.

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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-02-29 08:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still find this funny

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Christian Bale is a brutally hot piece of ass. I get all these beastly feelings when I think about him. Like I want to live in the jungle and swing from vines, kind of feelings.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:32:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Pheely, it's the other way around. You and me in the ring, and Toe, well, nowhere in sight.

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I wouldn't say I was a bitch of Uber, more like the dumb whore.

No, you and Toe, wrestling in mud, wearing bikinis... Hang on.

*checks contents of panties*

*remembers, not wearing panties*

Lord, a lesbian I be.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:17:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


This post looks strangely familiar, Robin.


Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, Pheely, it's the other way around. You and me in the ring, and Toe, well, nowhere in sight.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:09:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive.


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you sicken me.
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This is one fight I would PAY to see. The clash of the bitches. :)

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I've seen that one, but his face was horrid in that flick. Better when covered with facial hair, but seriously, it looks more like pubes and he still looks scrawny.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive. Sorry, homos below.
Norovirus? Sorry, baby. That's probably what I had this weekend. One of our local hospitals was quarantined for that too. Gnarly stuff. Get better.

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You ever see American Psycho? Those abs are made of STEEL.

I'm giving you a +0 because I'm a good sport.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive.


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you sicken me.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sympathy 0. No promises for the future.

Also today on the uberboard :penis

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not because this was already posted, but because Christian Bale has never been attractive. Sorry, homos below.
Norovirus? Sorry, baby. That's probably what I had this weekend. One of our local hospitals was quarantined for that too. Gnarly stuff. Get better.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I never saw the original post, so I'm +2ing yours.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't see the original posting. This pretty funny, though.



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:28:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm mean...i'd gay with Christian Bale

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Wouldn't we all?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm mean...i'd gay with Christian Bale

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:21:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

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No, I'm just holding his precious fucking drum kit hostage.

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No worries, I stole his bonkeye

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:21:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

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No, I'm just holding his precious fucking drum kit hostage.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

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Did you two gays make up then?

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fague!

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:49:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

ratings mean everything Whorphelia, remember that, i want to see your ten short stories now.

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Nah. I am too busy trying not to cough out a lung.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ratings mean everything Whorphelia, remember that, i want to see your ten short stories now.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:48:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:40:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

HERE YOU GO!

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What is this? You scratch my back, I caress yours?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HERE YOU GO!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:27:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG CANT BELEVE U DURNT NO ALL DA POSTS!!!

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I know right!

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG CANT BELEVE U DURNT NO ALL DA POSTS!!!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111129#2618789

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:06:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

1st rule of uber. Completely search each and every post before you post so that you know that same exact post doesn't exist or someone else has posted it in a post before you post and have to repost another post.
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Advice. Idiot.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who'd I give advice to Whorephelia?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:09:21 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a foolish poof

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Coming from someone who sharpens his head everyday, that's a pretty laughable statement.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Knock it off with a 'leaving' post. It seems to be the current trend.

Besides, you know it is time to quit when sico gives you advice.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Along came a spider, sat down beside her and said: "Hey! What's in the bowl, BITCH!"

OOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWHhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a foolish poof

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH NOES MAH RATINGS!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:05:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you always have an answer or everything.

Let's blame James.

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I don't have an answer and I don't have anything apart from a norovirus.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You big doofus

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1st rule of uber. Completely search each and every post before you post so that you know that same exact post doesn't exist or someone else has posted it in a post before you post and have to repost another post.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*for.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you always have an answer or everything.

Let's blame James.

You nerd.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah but then some witty motherfucker will come up with 'One per day n00b' and where will the madness end?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just post something else. Even FranktheBear wouldn't make this mistake!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck my ass.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 08:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113988


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