Ten Tiny True Stories (828 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-01-07 09:39:24 EST
#1: When I was 4, my dad put his cock into my mouth.
#2: *sob* I can't go on...
:~(
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ya know - this was funnier the second time I read it. I guess Caul is an "acquired taste" - kind of like cocks in your mouth. Thankfully, I have never acquired that taste.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is creepy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought the towel had a pic of a Powerpuff Girl for a minute.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've always been curious as to where the hell you find all this random internet shit.
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well...like most people i use images.google.com
in this case i typed "pedo" and since i'm always redirected to google.ca en francais, this french association ad came up.
for the rest, i use moid.org, /b/ or random links sent to me by a variety of internet fellow tards.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've always been curious as to where the hell you find all this random internet shit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This would've stood on its own without the picture.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:~0
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It wasn't your dad!!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That explains the shirt...
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Troof.at last.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best one in a great bandwagon
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That'd be the best present ever. I wonder if you can buy those?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That explains it.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture made me laugh infinitely more than it should have.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this unfinished?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
you make me laugh more consistently than anyone else here.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That towel scares me. I want one just to say I have one...yeah. That's the only reason. I promise!
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed like an idiot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111394#2617189
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i'll admit it, i do search my name every now and then to pick up old arguments.
but if you noticed, the guy mispelled my name so in this case, i stumbled on his post randomly.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:07:30 EST (#)
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WOW.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:05:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a sad day when even Uber doesn't find this hilarious.
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don't expect anything else from a guy named eugene luther (are you a pastor?) who puts nsfw tags for text.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:05:30 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111394#2617189
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best one yet
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:04:13 EST (#)
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The blue label says "Assosication against child prostitution"
And the one below says "Abuse of a child under the sun and you'll spend 10 years in prison"
I don't know what it means. Perhaps the last part, 10 years in prison, is shadowed to convey the message that raping children on a thai beach might be fun but prison is very dark and sad.
Fuck knows...it's a dumb ad. but i like the picture.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a sad day when even Uber doesn't find this hilarious.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not funny.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:57:47 EST (#)
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That is a disturbing picture. What is it? A pedophile (paedophile) on a beachtowel with a news caption about child prostitution?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:55:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not very funny or insightful.
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story of your life
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not very funny or insightful. Reeks of 3rd grade humor.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahha
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mouth fucked by daddy below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:43:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 09:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best of the lot.