Ten Tiny True Stories (plus baby camwhore) (2669 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-01-07 10:21:03 EST
1. By now everyone knows about my breakup... well now I have officially signed up for match.com, even though it reeks of desperation and... well, desperation. Being alone is a hard thing to do, I forgot what it's like. I'm only doing the free trial, since I'm way too cheap to spend $35 to find a man. I don't even want to date, so I'm not sure what I'm doing.
2. My ex is now in the crying his eyes out "I miss you so much" stage, which is both horrifying and heartbreaking at the same time.
3. When I was in Egypt I crapped in a toilet that was full of flies. There were so many flies in the toilet that I couldn't see the bowl. I could just see a black swirling mass.
4. I finally found out that my IQ is in the 85% range. They never gave me an actual IQ number, but 85% sounds good to me. I was excited to find out that I was that smart, but then I looked up a chart that correlates the percentage and the actual numbers, and I found out my IQ was only 115, and then I got sad.
5. I won an essay contest for the state of Michigan when I was 16, and I got to spend a summer at college, learning about psychology.
6. My dad died in a car accident 3 years ago, and I hadn't visited his grave after the first year. I just went back the other day, with my son, and cried my eyes out. Then I realized that going to a cemetery is pretty fucking sadistic. I couldn't help but let the morbid thoughts of death enter my mind. I'd rather not go to the cemetery and just think about dad when I was at home.
7. I've never been a morning person, but now when I wake up I'm happy, because the first thing I see is my sons smiling face. And life can't be all that bad when a baby smiles just because he loves you.
8. I hated one of my college professors, so I made a fake email account and emailed him a long, horribly mean message, detailing exactly what I thought of him, including the fact that I thought he was a pervert for flirting with all of the freshmen girls. His reply started with, "Well Corinne, thank you for your honesty". I didn't realize that I had signed up for the fake account with my REAL NAME, and my REAL NAME went out with the email. I still got an A in the class, surprisingly.
9. I went to Tijuanna a few years ago and ended up getting drunk by noon. There was a tent set up in the middle of the street, and inside the tent were a bunch of Tequila makers, giving out free samples. This is when I realized that Cabo Wabo isn't all that great compared with some of Mexicos other great tequilas, like Herencia. I got so drunk that I had my top off on the ride home. I don't remember that part, though.
10. I worry so much about death and the idea of eternity, that I end up making myself cry. Ever since I was a kid I've been terrified by the thought that eternity existed. I wish I could believe in god, but I don't know how.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-02-15 18:06:38 EST (#)
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Actually read this (as I've noticed as of late your posts are good), and now the flux of murder posts make a lot more sense. Also:
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10. I worry so much about death and the idea of eternity, that I end up making myself cry. Ever since I was a kid I've been terrified by the thought that eternity existed. I wish I could believe in god, but I don't know how.
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Made me laugh, because last night I was thinking about how when I hated both my Mother and Father (with very good reason), I couldn't kill myself because I was afraid of hell (I was a youngin'), and then when my Father decided to be Super Dad, I had the same thoughts as you.
The reason why I laughed is the huge difference in thought processes that the same person (Father) either helped, or entirely inspired.
This is what happens when I avoid Accounting homework.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:40:32 EST (#)
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Somewhere...someone loves you :) Cheer up, pookie.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:34:15 EST (#)
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cute kid
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:28:18 EST (#)
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'tard below
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:57:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:56:07 PST (#)
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don't tar everyone with the same brush though
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That reminded me of guys who say to females, "Don't worry, not all guys are like that"
Those guys are ALWAYS trying to get into your pants, oh vagina'd ones, trust me.
Guys who aren't "like that" don't talk about how they're not "like that" because, well, they're just not "like that"
The sad part is, I can't use drugs as an excuse this time. Something I shall remedy shortly.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:52:17 EST (#)
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I have no idea what you mean, Apollo.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:56:07 EST (#)
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don't tar everyone with the same brush though
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:21:45 EST (#)
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Lisa, I agree with you. I took down my profile on the dating website and ceased communication with the few people I had "met" through there. It's like I was so lonely and bored being newly single that I was willing to meet ANYONE, just to meet someone.
But that's just complicated and stupid.
I need to chill out and just be okay being alone. I've always sucked at it.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:01:05 EST (#)
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Don't date people you meet on the Internet. I think the initial chemistry that draws you to someone in person is important.
I met a guy online when I was 18. He said he was a half-Mexican who took care of his sick mother and went to the gym all the time to slim down after surgery from a football injury. I was picturing a philanthropic, bronzed athlete and what I got was a pale, overweight guy who still lived with his mother. I didn't want to discard him based on superficial disappointments; after all, he was a nice person. A couple months later I found myself dating this guy who was working out all the time and mysteriously not losing weight, who lived in his mother's smoky apartment, who had a daughter that he rarely saw, who wasn't exceptionally intelligent or funny and whose only redeeming quality was that he was "a nice person." He found out that his dad adopted him, so in the end he wasn't even Mexican. I realized that I was dating him out of guilty charity and rebelliousness (it pissed off my family that I was talking to a 24-year-old father that I met on the Internet). Now he is knocking up girls left and right because he is apparently confounded by condoms, those tricky things.
I have obviously had better experiences with Internet dating since then, but I still think it's unnatural and I don't think I would try it again. Just look at the ratio of freaks to relatively normal people on Ubersite--it's strikingly high. The Internet draws strange, messed up people who don't function well in society.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:35:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:13:41 EST (#)
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I got stoned and -2ed everything on most heated, it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to rock.
Duh.
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That?
Is awesome.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:13:41 EST (#)
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I got stoned and -2ed everything on most heated, it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to rock.
Duh.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:28:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:51:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:13:12 EST (#)
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What's going on here? What comes next?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:51:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:13:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-09 23:46:07 EST (#)
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do you hate your kid or something?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:37:32 EST (#)
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haha I'm a retard. I thought this was my camwhore post. Disregard.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:37:04 EST (#)
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Thanks. I'm 29.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:10:32 EST (#)
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You look younger than I thought you were.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:20:52 EST (#)
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I've def had better breakdowns than this one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:16:41 EST (#)
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hows the breakdown working out for you?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:01:05 EST (#)
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wow man, you're so hardcore!!!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:01:15 EST (#)
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i just hope 15yrs from now he's not found in a pool of his own blood clutching an AK-47 surrounded by 15 innocent, and dead, bystanders which were, in turn, surrounded by 5 dozen tactical police officers as he screams something about wondering which one of the 47 "daddys" you fought, fucked, drank and argued with, as he grew up, was his real father
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:31:30 EST (#)
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cute kid btw
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2008-01-08 04:08:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:35:35 EST (#)
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forthewin, no, but I just read Exit Ghost. Well, I read half of it.
Apollo, I know it. I just canceled the membership. I get crazy ideas sometimes.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:44:29 EST (#)
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That's a cute kid.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:42:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:36:32 EST (#)
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dude, the last thing you need is to meet more internet weirdos.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:48:01 EST (#)
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8: Have you read The Dying Animal by Philip Roth?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:16:11 EST (#)
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Caul has gone with a unique take on the Muslim heaven; virgins, yet not so much virgins. Perhaps that is French heaven.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:40:17 EST (#)
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eternity as a human must be awesome.
i am sadden by the fact i will not see what the future of humanity will look like.
unlike most people, i don't think we'll disappear through some kind of apocalyptic natural catastrophe or that we'll destroy the human race within a day...
i want to be alive when they create the perfect porn simulator.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:24:18 EST (#)
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I'm inspired already. I'm going to go out and be happy, henceforth.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:14:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:15:15 EST (#)
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But being forced to exist through eternity as NOTHING is being nothing. What if I'm conscious of being nothing? Is that possible?
Anyway, like I said, I wish I believed in god so that I could be like, "yay, heaven!".
See, this alone should make me take my life a little less seriously. Maybe then I'd be less depressed. I take everything too seriously.
Icarus, if I become a happy person, it's your fault.
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Depends on your version of heaven, I guess. Would you really want to sit about on some cloud strumming a harp all day? Kind of dull if you ask me. Depending on who you believe, your possibilities range from complete extinction to oneness with the universe, to a hundred virgins all to yourself. Personally, I'd rather just keep my Wii.
And I doubt your not being emo would be my fault. If you look at any of my posts, or particularly my responses, I'm not exactly the Rob Berg type.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:14:10 EST (#)
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TJ IS evil! We were so drunk that we were going to just get a hotel until the next day, that way we wouldn't have to bus and then drive home.
But every hotel we found only rented rooms by the hour.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:03:50 EST (#)
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nerd
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:12:24 PST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:34:42 EST (#)
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Soren? Awesome name.
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Sauron would be better.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:02:27 EST (#)
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TJ is evil. Everyone should go there once.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:54:52 EST (#)
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raped and murdered?
SIGN ME UP
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:49:51 EST (#)
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Toe, it is disturbing, but oh well.
Like I've been told, I only live once, so.. etc etc etc... What's the worst that could happen, besides getting raped or murdered?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:48:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:53 EST (#)
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i think about the gentleness of this pic when I think of caul
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/edfc4a94f2943efd55f3dd44851d69c9ad850b41_m.jpg
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what is all that shit?
did you suscribe to a picture database like gettyimages or what?
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http://www.ffffound.com
its free to look at images, i find it interesting.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:48:24 EST (#)
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That baby bears a disturbing semblance to a very young Charlie Brown.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:47:31 EST (#)
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the thought of using the internet to meet guys disturbs me. I prefer the old fashioned way, picking up drunk guys at bars.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:46:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:41:48 EST (#)
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10. I worry so much about death and the idea of eternity, that I end up making myself cry. Ever since I was a kid I've been terrified by the thought that eternity existed. I wish I could believe in god, but I don't know how.
If there is an eternity other people will be there too.
Besides, you're not there yet, so make the most of this life.
DO IT!!!
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I am making the most out of this life... don't you see I'm on uber 8 hours a day? It doesn't get much better. :-|
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:44:27 EST (#)
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8. I hated one of my college professors, so I made a fake email account and emailed him a long, horribly mean message, detailing exactly what I thought of him, including the fact that I thought he was a pervert for flirting with all of the freshmen girls. His reply started with, "Well Corinne, thank you for your honesty". I didn't realize that I had signed up for the fake account with my REAL NAME, and my REAL NAME went out with the email. I still got an A in the class, surprisingly.
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That is fantastic... and not surprising at all.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:41:48 EST (#)
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10. I worry so much about death and the idea of eternity, that I end up making myself cry. Ever since I was a kid I've been terrified by the thought that eternity existed. I wish I could believe in god, but I don't know how.
If there is an eternity other people will be there too.
Besides, you're not there yet, so make the most of this life.
DO IT!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:40:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:53 EST (#)
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i think about the gentleness of this pic when I think of caul
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/edfc4a94f2943efd55f3dd44851d69c9ad850b41_m.jpg
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what is all that shit?
did you suscribe to a picture database like gettyimages or what?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:53 EST (#)
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i think about the gentleness of this pic when I think of caul
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/edfc4a94f2943efd55f3dd44851d69c9ad850b41_m.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:35:36 EST (#)
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i say that all the time
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:34:46 EST (#)
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I'm already less depressed, just thinking about having anal sex with an old man.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:30:49 EST (#)
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http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/f0b68e9f86312fa7e34cfb383200590f0ff163f7_m.jpg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:29:39 EST (#)
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of course it is.
and if you ever feel down when you realize you're just lying to yourself, just go out and shake your newly firm ass to feel wanted and loved by random strangers.
if it doesn't work, just go on the internet and find yourself some old lonely man that will be in heaven to fuck you with his limp dick. hell, that's what i do. sure, at first it's a little disgusting, but if you close your eyes and abandon yourself to the lusty caresses and heavy breathing of an elderly man salivating at the sight of your anus which he wants to rim, you'll realize how great it is for the mood to be someone special's person for one night.
did i just write that?!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:27:44 EST (#)
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church is where they teach you depression
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:24:21 EST (#)
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lol That sounds a lot more fun than church.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:23:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:19:12 EST (#)
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Or maybe it'll just depress me more.
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look, i used to be depress a bit too so here's how to shake it out.
- devote most of your free time on your looks (shopping, exircising, dieting, plucking, tanning, etc...)
- become shallow and convince yourself you're better than everyone
- feel good :-D
it's easy!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:22:34 EST (#)
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That's the best picture I've ever seen. I set it as my desktop.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:21:13 EST (#)
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http://ljplus.ru/img4/u/n/unomoralez/RADUGA.jpg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:20:48 EST (#)
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http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/5/131/5131064_SaveThePlanetKillYourself.jpg
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:19:12 EST (#)
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Muddy, now THATS deep.
hah
Jesus I'm bored.
Maybe i'll be happy if I start going to church. Or maybe it'll just depress me more.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:19:09 EST (#)
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http://www.brandspankingnew.net/img/headers/inigo_montoya.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:15:59 EST (#)
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http://www.robinhowie.co.uk/IMAGES/public%20space/RobinHowie_Dialoguewithpublicspace_PrimroseHill.jpg
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:15:15 EST (#)
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But being forced to exist through eternity as NOTHING is being nothing. What if I'm conscious of being nothing? Is that possible?
Anyway, like I said, I wish I believed in god so that I could be like, "yay, heaven!".
See, this alone should make me take my life a little less seriously. Maybe then I'd be less depressed. I take everything too seriously.
Icarus, if I become a happy person, it's your fault.
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Thanks Cindy. Congrats on the pregnancy, btw.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:09:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:05:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:43:58 EST (#)
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That's the problem! Eternity IS nothingness.
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i don't understand. maybe i haven't smoked enough.
i meant that if you are forced to exist for eternity it's much better than not existing at all.
problem is that i think the latter is much more likely :-(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:49:55 EST (#)
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That's a lovely photo.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:48:04 EST (#)
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Nothingness is something at least.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:46:57 EST (#)
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Calvin Klein is nothingness umm or is that eternity
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:45:04 EST (#)
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True. But even if you didn't believe in the transmigration of the soul, the conservation of matter states that your corpse, or at least the mollecular building blocks of your corpse, is going to stick around in one form or another, and there's nothing much you can do about it. More disturbing, if you happen to buy into the Big Crunch, there's the eventuality of all matter in this universe melding together, is that as the universe collapses in on itself, the mollecules of your corpse will be packed in with the mollecules of such corpses as Jeff Foxworthy and Tom Arnold.
Of course I don't believe that.
I believe that the End of Times will be brought about by a lawsuit so odious that the logic human sentience is founded upon will fold in on itself. I suppose transmigration to other dimensions/whatnot would at least allow your anima/animus to escape that sort of thing.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:43:58 EST (#)
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That's the problem! Eternity IS nothingness.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:42:01 EST (#)
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i'd take eternity over nothingness.
WOAH! WE'RE SO DEEP!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:26:40 EST (#)
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Because with eternity, things never end. Even after I die, I will be forced to exist through eternity.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:20:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:21:14 EST (#)
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I'm depressed all of the time because I <3 emos.
I'm trying to think of a serious answer to this question. I think it's just my personality or it's my nature to be negative. Like I said, I've always been afraid of eternity, so a lot of time when I was little I was depressed over things like that.
Then as I got older I got a little better grip on life.
But then my dad died, and frankly, it's all been downhill since.
I guess it was just my ultimate fear being realized.
I'm getting better, though. Like caul always says, if you're depressed, try changing your life, and that's what I'm workign on right now.
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What is it about eternity that's got you down? I've always thought that the fact that, on a cosmic scale, the human race is so microscopic as to be nonexistant, was terribly comforting. Helps you put things in perspective really.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:12:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:34:42 EST (#)
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Soren? Awesome name.
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Sauron would be better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:58:20 EST (#)
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The sky is blue and the Earth is round
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:49:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:37:16 EST (#)
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Look at what you said.
"especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists."
That statement alone implies that europeans just invented the two different groups. Those two groups were there before europeans, and they fought before europeans came.
I am not arguing that the way belgium ran that country wasn't directly responsible for the genocide, I am arguing that they didn;t create the two different groups.
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yeah, but you said they had "problems" before the belgians created such distinct class hiearchies.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:39:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:34:42 EST (#)
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Soren? Awesome name.
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Thanks. Usually when people hear his name they go, "What? Is that spelled s-o-r-e-n? That's... interesting".
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:37:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:17:44 EST (#)
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The way the europeans split them up and almost exclusively gave good jobs education etc to the tutsi's (I think it was them, not the hutu) made it worse, but they were always having problems with each other.
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it's widely accepted that colionalism is mostly responsible for the tensions between those two tribes.
stop being such a revisionist.
hey, let's talk about how the Holocaust never happened!
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Look at what you said.
"especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists."
That statement alone implies that europeans just invented the two different groups. Those two groups were there before europeans, and they fought before europeans came.
I am not arguing that the way belgium ran that country wasn't directly responsible for the genocide, I am arguing that they didn;t create the two different groups.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:34:42 EST (#)
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Soren? Awesome name.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:30:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:21:14 EST (#)
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I'm depressed all of the time because I <3 emos.
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Well then.
You and I should get along juuuuust fine.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:29:03 EST (#)
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I actually had some lady tell my ex that he'd better watch our son, because she was going after him once he got older.
I was like, "Lady, by the time he's 20, you'll be 60".
I think she was just trying to hit on my ex.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:26:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:17:44 EST (#)
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The way the europeans split them up and almost exclusively gave good jobs education etc to the tutsi's (I think it was them, not the hutu) made it worse, but they were always having problems with each other.
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it's widely accepted that colionalism is mostly responsible for the tensions between those two tribes.
stop being such a revisionist.
hey, let's talk about how the Holocaust never happened!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:23:27 EST (#)
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Cute kid...when are you going to let him date?
Did that sound gay?
Just kidding...I'm no Pedorass (Big Lebowski)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:21:14 EST (#)
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I'm depressed all of the time because I <3 emos.
I'm trying to think of a serious answer to this question. I think it's just my personality or it's my nature to be negative. Like I said, I've always been afraid of eternity, so a lot of time when I was little I was depressed over things like that.
Then as I got older I got a little better grip on life.
But then my dad died, and frankly, it's all been downhill since.
I guess it was just my ultimate fear being realized.
I'm getting better, though. Like caul always says, if you're depressed, try changing your life, and that's what I'm workign on right now.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:17:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
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especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists.
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Actually the Hutu and Tutsi predated european arrival.
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the tribes, yes. but the unfair way they were split up was european made, you denier.
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The way the europeans split them up and almost exclusively gave good jobs education etc to the tutsi's (I think it was them, not the hutu) made it worse, but they were always having problems with each other.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:14:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
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especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists.
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Actually the Hutu and Tutsi predated european arrival.
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the tribes, yes. but the unfair way they were split up was european made, you denier.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:08:01 EST (#)
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Why are you so depressed all the time? Everything is good. You're living in the most progressive country in the world, our leadership is top notch, we're in the best economic shape any country (real or fictional) has ever been in and things only look to be getting rosier, our population is stable, our educational systems are models of efficiency that manage to encourage creativity while keeping a cap on discipline, capitalism works, our health care is free, race has ceased to be an issue, and the endangered species of the world are in such an out of control state of rebound that they're opening Starbucks everywhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:07:01 EST (#)
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You think Shlongy is delusional?
Or is that French for "rich and handsome"???
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:06:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:50:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
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especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists.
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Actually the Hutu and Tutsi predated european arrival.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:59:17 EST (#)
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I almost wonder if I should find a new job, since I get my work done within the first half hour, and then sit around for the other 7 1/2 hours, doing nothing.
But then I realize that I'm paid pretty well, get lots of vacation time, get benifits, etc... AND I get to play online all day.
(It's still boring, no matter how badly I try to rationalize it)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:58:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:56:23 EST (#)
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Yeah, I did.
How'd you know?
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i simply put myself in the shoes of a delusional mythomaniac.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:56:37 EST (#)
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i was drunk last night after coming back from a bar.
i was playing Counter-Strike while my gf was painting.
my score was so awesome that i got up and started celebrating like a nigger doing a touchdown and screamed : "Internet is my life!", which expectedly grossed her out.
p.s. i'm bored to death
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:56:23 EST (#)
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Yeah, I did.
How'd you know?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:53:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:39:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:36:25 EST (#)
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i declare this post today's chatroom.
what shall we talk about?
Let's talk about me.
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Sure...
So what did you do during the Holidays?
Did you play poker with G8 leaders then played miniputt on the MIR station after having made an awesome rock'n'roll performance in front of a consortium of high-rolling investors to finally end up in a large scale orgy involving you and several unbelievably attractive women?
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And don't forget bob, during a break from wikipediating a basic cure for every disease you can mention, and 4 that haven't been discovered yet.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:50:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
Though I'm surprised Egypt has such strong racist elements...I always pictured the middle east as being more class and gender-prejudiced than race-prejudiced.
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Depends.
They aren't that racist against whites or other arabs (although they judge people by what country they are from), indians and chinese get some grief, but they really aren't fond of blacks.
On top of that you have regular class hatred.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:50:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
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especially since the "type" of black people in that country was created by idiotic european racialists.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:39:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:36:25 EST (#)
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i declare this post today's chatroom.
what shall we talk about?
Let's talk about me.
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Sure...
So what did you do during the Holidays?
Did you play poker with G8 leaders then played miniputt on the MIR station after having made an awesome rock'n'roll performance in front of a consortium of high-rolling investors to finally end up in a large scale orgy involving you and several unbelievably attractive women?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:47:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:40:20 EST (#)
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Okay Shlongy, surprise us with a random fact about you.
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shlongy has a fingernail at the end of his penis...
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I KNEW there was something I liked about the man!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:46:13 EST (#)
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I dont know where the classism ends and the racism begins in Egypt. Indio would probably be more able to differentiate.
My iq is only 115, so it's just beyond me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:40:20 EST (#)
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Okay Shlongy, surprise us with a random fact about you.
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shlongy has a fingernail at the end of his penis...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:13 EST (#)
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Awwwwwww.
Pretty baby.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:43:01 EST (#)
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Caul's got a good point...look at the Rwanda massacre. Black people killing black people because they're not the exact same type of black people. Fucked up.
Though I'm surprised Egypt has such strong racist elements...I always pictured the middle east as being more class and gender-prejudiced than race-prejudiced.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:40:20 EST (#)
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Okay Shlongy, surprise us with a random fact about you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:39:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:36:25 EST (#)
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i declare this post today's chatroom.
what shall we talk about?
Let's talk about me.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:36:50 EST (#)
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I guess you're right, caul. Northeasterners tend to think people from the south are stupid, etc... so I guess the world is full of people who are racist/classist/stereotypical. I suppose it's how we're wired.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:36:25 EST (#)
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i declare this post today's chatroom.
what shall we talk about?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:33:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:30:38 EST (#)
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The thing that surprised me was the racism that the arabs have"""
what's suprising about that?
there is racism among western caucasian people as well.
intolerance is everywhere.
i'm always amazed how most americans condiser the arab world or talk about africa as big cohesive entities.
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They are all brown to me...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:30:38 EST (#)
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The thing that surprised me was the racism that the arabs have"""
what's suprising about that?
there is racism among western caucasian people as well.
intolerance is everywhere.
i'm always amazed how most americans condiser the arab world or talk about africa as big cohesive entities.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:27:30 EST (#)
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we should take a spelling test :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:25:14 EST (#)
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I always saw that as more of a classism factor when I was in egypt. But then again I stayed mainly in Cairo and mainly with upper class syrians and egyptians.
The thing that surprised me was the racism that the arabs have, within their own culture. The Syrians looked down on the Egyptians, even their egyptian friends were considered a little bit 'lower class' than they were, no matter what the financial or familial circumstances were.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:22:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:11:56 EST (#)
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In Egypt they don't hate or fear the Sudanese imigrants, and they are very black. So the racism is against american blacks, which most Egyptians probably have never met. I think it's entirely based on our media.
However, yes, racism is much more acceptable there than it is here in the US.
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I saw a lot of racism over there against non-american blacks.
A black girl I knew refused to take a cab by herself because her friend was raped by a cab drivver and when she went to the police they laughed at her. I know that has something to do with mysogony and muslim views towards women, but if it had been a white or egyptian women more would have been made of it. I also saw how the egyptians treated the Nubians they worked with, it wasn't prety.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:18:59 EST (#)
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the lyrics of a local song call Vieux Neg
"
The first time I went to Central Station in Montreal, it wasn't of the trains I was scare, it was of niggers...
Old nigger
Old nigger
Old nigger who farts with his feet in mud
Nigger architect or bacon'n'neg (neg=nègre=nigger)
...but still a nigger
Nigger woman
Nigger woman
Nigger woman on a rocking chair, whip on her ass
Nigger who lives with a fucking nigger
...but still a nigger woman
"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:16:26 EST (#)
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Thanks Caesar...
Hilarity... didn't hurt too bad. The contractions hurt, but the birth itself went by pretty quickly and easily.
I'd rather give birth 10585 times than go through the actual pregnancy again.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:14:01 EST (#)
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I don't care what you say, that kid must have hurt like a bitch coming out.
*cringes, crosses legs*
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:12:32 EST (#)
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Holy crap your kid is cute.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:11:56 EST (#)
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In Egypt they don't hate or fear the Sudanese imigrants, and they are very black. So the racism is against american blacks, which most Egyptians probably have never met. I think it's entirely based on our media.
However, yes, racism is much more acceptable there than it is here in the US.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:07:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:00:03 EST (#)
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All because that's what they saw in the movies.
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you think?
here we hate niggers not because of hollywood but because racist talk is tolerated.
i would think it's the same thing in egypt.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:07:03 EST (#)
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The sad part about the stereotyping in american media is that 85% of americans don't even see it.
I guess it's similar to the sentiment that came across in the reviews of my post about my breakup... we see love and romance in movies, and we actually believe that's how it is. And we waste our lives searching for THAT.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:04:44 EST (#)
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on a related note, i watched The Kingdom with my gf and brother this weekend, and godamn, would it be possible that arabs shoot straight in hollywood movies? plus, the way they tried to depict americans agencies as sensitive do-gooders was pretty ghey.
then we put on Rush Hour 3, and could barely finish it because the french stereotypes were so retarded we couldn't believe someone above 3 would laugh at that.
send me to maple syrup working camps, i hate hollywood.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:00:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:58:42 EST (#)
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yeah. sounds like what i see in american movies, so it must be true.
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I like your attitude Caul.
When we take over canada I will make sure you aren't sent to work in the maple syrup mines.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 11:00:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:31 EST (#)
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i expected a more exciting story.
anyway...must be a pretty cool job.
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One of the riggs I was working on was taken over by the muslim brotherhood while I was in Egypt, I rigged a zip gun onto one of the helicopters and fought off the hi-jackers. The govt was so impressed with my work that the CIA made the story disappear and they hired me on as a weapons consultant.
And I have a 12 inch boner with which I hump hot chicks all the time.
Better?
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yeah. sounds like what i see in american movies, so it must be true.
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When I was in Egypt, I showed pictures of my friends to my boyfriends family. My best friend is dating a black guy... anyway, they saw his picture and said, "You're friends with a nigger????" and I was like "Woah, what?" and then they went on to ask if he was a criminal, dangerous, etc...
All because that's what they saw in the movies.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:58:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:57:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:31 EST (#)
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i expected a more exciting story.
anyway...must be a pretty cool job.
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One of the riggs I was working on was taken over by the muslim brotherhood while I was in Egypt, I rigged a zip gun onto one of the helicopters and fought off the hi-jackers. The govt was so impressed with my work that the CIA made the story disappear and they hired me on as a weapons consultant.
And I have a 12 inch boner with which I hump hot chicks all the time.
Better?
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yeah. sounds like what i see in american movies, so it must be true.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:57:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:31 EST (#)
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i expected a more exciting story.
anyway...must be a pretty cool job.
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One of the riggs I was working on was taken over by the muslim brotherhood while I was in Egypt, I rigged a zip gun onto one of the helicopters and fought off the hi-jackers. The govt was so impressed with my work that the CIA made the story disappear and they hired me on as a weapons consultant.
And I have a 12 inch boner with which I hump hot chicks all the time.
Better?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:57:02 EST (#)
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As a side note, I know several certified "geniuses." More than a few of them are the most dunderheaded people I know. Two of them think they're better than most everyone else simply because they have genius level IQs.
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Too true FG, book sense and common sense are too different things, it's the age old rivalry between intelligence and wisdom.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:55:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:41 EST (#)
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Sorry. IQ scores = one of my psych soapboxes.
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one of the most successful guy i know, as a student, in his career, socially...etc...barely had an IQ of 90 after a test in psychology class.
IQ test are about as reliable as a scale (without context) to determine your healthiness.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:53:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:24 EST (#)
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don't be so mysterious, james bond, and answer the fucking question?
how did you get such a job?
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It isn't that cool.
99% paper work and about every other month we get to strap a gun/missile/torpedo on an aircraft and watch it go boom.
I have gotten to travel to a few cool places, hawaii, belgium, Bahamas (didn't go anywhere nice there just on the range).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:46:38 EST (#)
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lol, and how exactly to you get such a position?
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Degree in mechanical engineering and did undergrad work at my university for the Applied Research Lab that does a lot of work for the Navy.
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i expected a more exciting story.
anyway...must be a pretty cool job.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:51:21 EST (#)
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I love how well I spell.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:41 EST (#)
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I like babies....from afar.
IQ scores are suspect, in my opinion. Most people (average) score around 90-110. I always snickered at the assumption that if someone pops up with 112 IQ, they're automatically smarter than the person who scored 110.
Also, several factors contribute to the final IQ score. One is how the person who is taking an IQ test felt during the testing. For example, I took a series of IQ tests over a year's time. I wanted to see how much my score varied from test to test (if it would at all). Once when I had the flu and felt like shit, I took an IQ test and received a lower score than I did when I felt great and was in a really good mood. When I was on an even keel, I averaged anywhere between 120 and 125. But I don't think I'm anymore or less "smart" than someone who scores 100.
As a side note, I know several certified "geniuses." More than a few of them are the most dunderheaded people I know. Two of them think they're better than most everyone else simply because they have genius level IQs.
Sorry. IQ scores = one of my psych soapboxes.
IQ tests however ARE useful to screen for mental retardation. That is the only way I'd use them.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:46:38 EST (#)
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lol, and how exactly to you get such a position?
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Degree in mechanical engineering and did undergrad work at my university for the Applied Research Lab that does a lot of work for the Navy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:24 EST (#)
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don't be so mysterious, james bond, and answer the fucking question?
how did you get such a job?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:50:08 EST (#)
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don't listen...indo is not real, he is simply a Gov't bot sent to dispel righteous conspiracy theories.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:46:45 EST (#)
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You're interesting to me because I always avoid conflict, it makes me sick to argue (unless I'm drunk)... and you're always out looking for it, and I wondered if that charecter trait affected or was influenced by the career you chose.
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I don;t think of arguing on the internet as a real "conflict", more of a diversion.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:46:45 EST (#)
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You're interesting to me because I always avoid conflict, it makes me sick to argue (unless I'm drunk)... and you're always out looking for it, and I wondered if that charecter trait affected or was influenced by the career you chose.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:46:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:43:51 EST (#)
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Indio, can I ask you what you do for work? I'm just curious.
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Used to work on oil riggs, but I got sick of third world countries so I got a job testing helicopter weapons.
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lol, and how exactly to you get such a position?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:45:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:43:51 EST (#)
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Indio, can I ask you what you do for work? I'm just curious.
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Used to work on oil riggs, but I got sick of third world countries so I got a job testing helicopter weapons.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:45:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this one. I dont know why, but I am always surprised at people who fear their mortality.
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you don't fear death?
let me shove a 12 gauge into your mouth and see how you feel.
have a high speed car accident and tell me you stayed zen all though it.
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There is a difference between walking around always being paranoid about death and getting freaked out after/during a near death experience.
You can be freaked out when the business end of a gun is in your face, and not stay awake at night afraid because some day you will die.
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i understand the difference.
i just didn't read the post. :-|
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:43:51 EST (#)
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Indio, can I ask you what you do for work? I'm just curious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:43:41 EST (#)
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1. By now everyone knows about my breakup... well now I have officially signed up for match.com, even though it reeks of desperation and... well, desperation. Being alone is a hard thing to do, I forgot what it's like. I'm only doing the free trial, since I'm way too cheap to spend $35 to find a man. I don't even want to date, so I'm not sure what I'm doing.
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just don't do like that woman i saw yesterday.
my gf and i were in a tiny local pub last night, playing scrabbles (they lend games) and behind us, this near 30 year old woman with a mane full of white hairs sat with a black dude that looked 20.
obviously, it was an internet date as they were talking about each other's profile. after 5 minutes, the woman started yapping about her son (and his dad) none fucking stop. it was so pathetic to see the guy almost vomitting in her face.
nothing wrong with having a child but any woman who understands males knows we care about sex first things first and that this is a big turn off. that reminding us you have a child constantly make us think that you are high maintenance, that you were fucked by someone else and that something huge came out of your vagina and therefore, aren't fresh.
the guy clearly wanted to be somewhere else and the more it showed, the more she became nervous and talked endlessly about her fucking son.
it was one of the most embarassing scene i ever saw.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:43:36 EST (#)
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Match.com is blocked from my work, so somebody else is going to have to post her profile.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:41:59 EST (#)
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#62
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:41:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:34:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this one. I dont know why, but I am always surprised at people who fear their mortality.
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you don't fear death?
let me shove a 12 gauge into your mouth and see how you feel.
have a high speed car accident and tell me you stayed zen all though it.
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There is a difference between walking around always being paranoid about death and getting freaked out after/during a near death experience.
You can be freaked out when the business end of a gun is in your face, and not stay awake at night afraid because some day you will die.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:39:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:34:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this one. I dont know why, but I am always surprised at people who fear their mortality.
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you don't fear death?
let me shove a 12 gauge into your mouth and see how you feel.
have a high speed car accident and tell me you stayed zen all though it.
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There's a difference between dramatic experiences and the knowledge (and acceptance) that you will one day die.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:38:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:33:01 EST (#)
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Met my wife on match.com.
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Meet me at hotornot.com was awesome for a while.
I put up a picture of me with the tag line, "I am looking for a girl with low self esteem and no gag-reflex, big juggs a plus, and non-smokers only" and still managed to find chicks that owuld put out on the first meeting.
Good times.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:34:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this one. I dont know why, but I am always surprised at people who fear their mortality.
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you don't fear death?
let me shove a 12 gauge into your mouth and see how you feel.
have a high speed car accident and tell me you stayed zen all though it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:33:01 EST (#)
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Met my wife on match.com.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:52 EST (#)
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A high IQ won't make me better, but it'd make me smarter. 115 is above average though. I will just hold on to that.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed this one. I dont know why, but I am always surprised at people who fear their mortality.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:32:13 EST (#)
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lol indio, I know it. I love having you around.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:31:30 EST (#)
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Do you really think your IQ will make you a better/worse person? This 10 stories wasn't the best.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:31:14 EST (#)
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lol muddy... my kid is a little chub, that's for sure. This is just a cute picture, though.
DeadToast, no kidding. I think it's disgusting how we try to preserve our dead like we do. I have no idea why we do it, but we've done it since ancient times... I guess it's just THAT hard for us to let go of life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:30:13 EST (#)
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lmao
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:29:27 EST (#)
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By now everyone knows about my breakup... well now I have officially signed up for match.com, even though it reeks of desperation and... well, desperation. Being alone is a hard thing to do, I forgot what it's like. I'm only doing the free trial, since I'm way too cheap to spend $35 to find a man. I don't even want to date, so I'm not sure what I'm doing.
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You are at the perfect stable point in your life where on-line dating makes sense.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:26:16 EST (#)
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ur baby has the eyes of darth sidious
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:23:58 EST (#)
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its ok if your kid has an extra chin...take a normal picture
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:23:56 EST (#)
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6. My dad died in a car accident 3 years ago, and I hadn't visited his grave after the first year. I just went back the other day, with my son, and cried my eyes out. Then I realized that going to a cemetery is pretty fucking sadistic.
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I fail to understand the human endeavor of saving our dead. We even vacuum seal them for freshness now. Seriously, it's time this archaic act be stopped. Just burn them up and free some land for soemthing useful.
Me? I don't give a rat's ass what happens to my life-meat. Throw it in the woods, give it to science, let necros have a whack at me. I couldn't care less. I'll be dead.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:23:45 EST (#)
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Some of these stories sound like they could be elaborated upon, and they'd be great.
Nice job. Cute baby.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:23:26 EST (#)
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That seems like the wrong way to go about the rebound sex thing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-07 10:23:17 EST (#)
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I like babies...
... peeled and rolled in salt. I can never seem to eat a whole one though.