The BOSH Man! POSTS 10 TINY TRUE STORIES!! BUT DOES NOT CAMWHORE!! (911 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2008-01-07 12:40:55 EST
I don't remember how old I was, but I'll guess around 8. My mom took me to visit her mother a couple towns over. I loved my grandmother very much, but for some reason while she and my mother were in a conversation, I took a pair of wire cutters that were on the counter and cut the telephone cord. They didn't see me do it and I was never confronted about it. I felt terribly guilty.
A couple years later we went to visit my grandmother again, but at this point she had only a short while to live. I felt terribly uncomfortable with that and I was pretty much silent during what would be our last visit to see her. On our way out, my mother told me to say good-bye to my grandmother. I said 'See ya later'. She just laughed.
I own 2 snowmobiles. A couple years ago I fell through the ice and my sled sank 10ft to the bottom of the shallow cove where we were riding. They had to lift it out with a crane. I trailered the sled back to my house and got to work. Within 3 hours I was back out riding on the same sled that had been submereged in water for over 45 minutes.
I am terrified of the ocean, and all things that live in it. I do not eat any kind of seafood, including shrimp.
I went on a school trip to Belize my senior year in high school. We landed in Belize City and then had to board this 'puddle-jumper' of an airplane to get to our final destination. There were not enough seats in this tiny plane for our group, so I volunteered to sit 'shotgun' next to the pilot. It rocked.
I got very, very drunk at a St. Patrick's Day party in South Boston one year. I was staying at a friend of a friend's house. There was about 10 people sleeping in this chick's room. As the story goes (I do not recall this happening, but was told of my doings the next morning), I 'woke up' sometime in the middle of the night. My stirring awoke one of my buddies. I dropped my pants to my ankles and peed on our gracious hosts' couch, then promptly passed back out. After denying any such events occured, I finally got out of my sleeping bag and stood up, my pants were unbuttoned and my fly was down.
Repeat the same story as above, but substitute 'couch' with 'refridgerator'.
I was in Maine travelling under the 30 MPH speed limit. Some distance ahead of me, I observed a frog hopping across the road. I slowed down even more to make sure he hopped all the way across. Once I saw that he was going to make it safely across, I accelerated a little bit. At that moment, an owl Swooped down (presumably going for the frog) and I clipped it with my driver side headlight. I hit an owl with my car. Feeling guilty about it, I returned to the scene of the crime 15 minutes later, and the owl was gone.
I have never been in an accident with another motor vehicle, but a tree has fallen on my motionless car more than once, and I have hit an owl, racoon, possum, cat, turkey, and almost a moose (twice)
I do not hold any alters on this website, and I do not share my account with anyone. Honestly though, with the exception of the picture of me doing a flip off a cliff in Canada, none of the camwhores I have posted are actually me. They are of a friend who knows of the website and knows of my posting pictures of him, and also is the co-founder of the word 'BOSH' (at least in the context I use it). On a similar yet unrelated topic, all the true stories I have posted are 100% true.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:41:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:08:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:49:14 EST (#)
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i've concluded that its an irrational fear, because I can't explain why i fear it.. knowing its irrational doesn't make it any better, though.
like apollo said, people just don't get it.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:44:53 EST (#)
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How ya gonna be scared of the whole ocean?
It's like being scared of oxygen.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:42:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:42:45 EST (#)
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Dude, that was BOSH
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:24 EST (#)
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I think i've mentioned it somewhere on this site before, I once was peeing in someone's driveway when their car pulled in and caught me in thier headlights.
I was also once on a road trip drinking beer when I had to pee, so ran into some bushes only for a group of about 8 hikers to come tramping through right next to me a few minutes later. Not my most graceful of moments
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:35:28 EST (#)
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TEN TINY BITS OF BOSH.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:32:07 EST (#)
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I am terrified of the ocean, and all things that live in it. I do not eat any kind of seafood, including shrimp.
me too and people just don't get it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:16:45 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114144
#6 is just for you
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:13:31 EST (#)
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This is the best one yet.
I'm not sure why.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:07:36 EST (#)
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Snowmobiles rule.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:17:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:00:56 EST (#)
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(Twice)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:00:44 EST (#)
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the latter. it was dark out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:00:03 EST (#)
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By 'almost a moose' do you mean "I almost managed to hit a moose with my car" or "I hit an animal that was not quite, but almost, a moose with my car?"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:55:31 EST (#)
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You were never 8, you are the bosh man.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:53:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:38:14 EST (#)
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that's bosh
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:27:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:26:09 EST (#)
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I love this bandwagon.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:25:35 EST (#)
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yea thats a smart fuckin frog.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:24:54 EST (#)
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The frog was probably using you to defend itself.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:07:49 EST (#)
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Fuckin A, Cotton.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:04:40 EST (#)
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More BOSH! with camwhore...Sad panda here, what do i do?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:04:36 EST (#)
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We should totally smoke a carton of cigarettes together while punching Scruggs in the scrot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:02:40 EST (#)
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I miss New England...but not in December thru Feb.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:59:49 EST (#)
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Fuckin A.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:57:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:41:51 EST (#)
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You were supposed to camwhore.
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one of these days, maybe.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:56:22 EST (#)
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The invitation would be most appreciated, just don't feel bad when I respectfully decline.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:50:26 EST (#)
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I guess inviting you out for some calamari is out of the question.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:48:51 EST (#)
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Yes, I can indeed confirm that this is 100% BOSH.
I am now transmitting the launch codes.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:48:22 EST (#)
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That's actually even better.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:47:44 EST (#)
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actually i peed in the refrigerator... ruined a totally edible loaf of bread.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:46:26 EST (#)
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You pee'd on a refrigerator?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:46:12 EST (#)
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Totally BOSH.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:46:09 EST (#)
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Scruggs made you piss on the couch.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:43:58 EST (#)
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I liked this one.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:43:41 EST (#)
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Man, some of you people are absolute bastards to family!
However, +2 because I laughed.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 12:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You were supposed to camwhore.
now I'll read the post and see if -2 is an appropriate rating.