ten tiny true (enough) tales (797 hits)
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Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2008-01-07 13:32:26 EST
10. I lived next to Lt. Scanlon from "Barney Miller". I saw him up on his roof fixing something one day and I went over to help. I said " Hey, you're an actor huh"? and he said "Aren't we all"?
9. My DNA is on Mars.
8. I sat next to Ron Jeremy on a flight from Burbank to Vegas. We had a few drinks and talked about space science.
7. At 36000 feet above Wyoming the 727 I was on, bound for Ohare, lost the starboard engine to a flameout. We flew over the Badlands at about 3000 feet. We circled out over lake Michigan while they foamed the runway. There was a young nun sitting next to me. As we were landing she grabbed my leg so I held her hand. After we slid to a stop we got to exit down the slides.
6. I got shot through the leg by a "ricochet" AP bullet. I poured beer on it and wrapped it with a t-shirt.
5. On a drunk with my buddy "Red" I jumped off of the roof of the Gym while being pursued by the cops. When the cop found me he felt sorry for me and gave me a ride home.
4. When I was 12 I dove into the Sebago lake side of the Saco river dam and got sucked through the whirlpool and shot out into the river on the other side. One of my friends died there. We used to call it "the Bubbles".
3. I have flown on the "vomit comet" 3 times.
2. I have wrecked several cars and motorcycles and walked away. The most amazing dirt bike wreck I pulled off was at Green River, CA. I did a few warm up laps around the course and then rode up the ramp to the jump. I was going about 50 mph as I cleared the top. I looked down to judge my landing and was surprised to see a few truckloads of broken concrete and re-bar below. When the bike bounced up it hit my chin and shattered my helmet. I landed on my back with the bike on top of me.
The bike (RM 450) had both sprockets smashed and the frame was bent. I took 20 stitches in my chin.
1. My first true love left me for another woman. I visited her once while she was in the Army in Columbus Ind. She was training to be a heavy equipment operator.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Hmmm... what?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:16:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:07:09 EST (#)
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I think I'd like to be you for a day.
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Me Too
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:15:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:00:19 EST (#)
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You are so hot. I wish I was 15 years older, you wouldn't stand a chance ;)
Like you don't know this already.
Interesting post, by the way.
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:33:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:39:31 EST (#)
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I envy your life.
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Would you mind adopting me?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:55:21 EST (#)
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was meant to be a +2, sorry!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:51:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:36:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:00:19 EST (#)
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You are so hot. I wish I was 15 years older, you wouldn't stand a chance ;)
Like you don't know this already.
Interesting post, by the way.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:07:09 EST (#)
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I think I'd like to be you for a day.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:02:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:58:01 EST (#)
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you seem fascinating. tell me more.
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Nope. Your turn
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:58:01 EST (#)
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you seem fascinating. tell me more.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:50:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:47:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:07 EST (#)
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#5 is pure awesome.
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RED went on to be Chris Laytons drum tech and toured with Double Trouble.
He died of aids in a hospice in Cincinnati.
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You people have far too many fucking ties to my area....STAY AWAY!!!!!
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:38:04 EST (#)
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Pretty cool.
Hopefully, you use these tales to get some ass.
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I use Ass to get more tales...
Aren't we all??
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:39:31 EST (#)
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I envy your life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:38:04 EST (#)
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Pretty cool.
Hopefully, you use these tales to get some ass.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:13:26 EST (#)
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I met Ron Jeremy in Vegas. Legend.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:47:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:07 EST (#)
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#5 is pure awesome.
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RED went on to be Chris Laytons drum tech and toured with Double Trouble.
He died of aids in a hospice in Cincinnati. R.I.P. Bruce(Red)MacCormack, my brother.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:38:07 EST (#)
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#5 is pure awesome.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:08:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:07:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:04:55 EST (#)
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9. My DNA is on Mars.
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So you cut your hand while working on a rover?
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hair, actually
I'm not a cutter..:)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:04:55 EST (#)
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9. My DNA is on Mars.
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So you cut your hand while working on a rover?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:59:45 EST (#)
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I am truly in awe of you. Seriously.
I need to hear some stories from space. I can't even wrap my mind around what the universe really looks like. Actually seeing it with my own two eyes. Trippy.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:50:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:46:31 EST (#)
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I want you to be an astronaut so fucking bad. TELL ME IT IS TRUE.
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Nothin' to it. It's like falling off a log.
Except you just keep FAAAAALLLLLLLIIIINNNNNNGG
true tales, no lie it was hard to pick 10
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:46:31 EST (#)
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I want you to be an astronaut so fucking bad. TELL ME IT IS TRUE.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:44:21 EST (#)
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i wanted to laugh at that last one.
not at you, but at her filling that stereotype out so well.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:43:50 EST (#)
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#10 is the best.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:42:41 EST (#)
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I got nun!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:40:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:39:14 EST (#)
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Salt n' Peppa, Cee-LO
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:35:59 EST (#)
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the nun give you a 'happy ending'?