ten tiny stupidities (748 hits)
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Submitted by Lib (View user info) at 2008-01-07 13:41:59 EST
1. When I was in the second grade I gave the little boy I liked a black eye.
2. In the third grade I thought I was a detective. I followed these huge cat prints for days. I finally found a dead bobcat.
3. High school, good times, I hitched a ride with the Zodiac Killer. He was weird.
4. One time I was hitching around with my sister, this guy asked if we balled (in those days that meant intercourse). I thought he said did we bowl.
5. Some old men in San Francisco told my friend and me that they were going to rape us, they never did.
6. I saw a guy go up the cables of the Golden Gate bridge, do a couple exercises at the top then jump off, I do not think he ever hit the water.
7. A friend of mine went into the wilds of Canada got lost, killed and ate a porcupine. UGH who the hell does that kind of thing.....Oh unless there were some wild onions to cook it with?
8. One of my sons begged and begged for a BB gun. I gave in and bought him one for his birthday. He immediately went out and shot a bird. The bird was still alive; I hope he learned a lesson about guns.
9. At 18 my best friend shot herself in the eye. I know she was watching for the bullet. I wonder if she saw it coming.
10. I have a headache now thank you.
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-20 02:08:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:35:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:57:43 EST (#)
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o my god my whole life I have tried like hell to scare someone !!!!!
thank you
thank you
thank you
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:45 EST (#)
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you scare me.
please don't post again
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:21:56 EST (#)
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Lovely.
8. One of my sons begged and begged for a BB gun. I gave in and bought him one for his birthday. He immediately went out and shot a bird. The bird was still alive; I hope he learned a lesson about guns.
I believe the bird did learn a valuable lesson that day. He was taught the importance of avoiding gun totting children.
Nice read :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:45 EST (#)
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you scare me.
please don't post again.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:40:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:36:02 EST (#)
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Ummmm, do I know you?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:14:09 EST (#)
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#8: One shot, one kill is how it's supposed to go.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:13:58 EST (#)
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How did you know you were riding with the Zodiac Killer? Isn't his identity still unknown?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:50:10 EST (#)
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I wonder if in certain versions of Creole or Pidgin English if Me went walking is in fact correct, making that rule arbitrary? Don't they do a little bit of that in Hawaii?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:07:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-07 14:05:26 EST (#)
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You sound like you've had a very interesting life.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:59:51 EST (#)
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i bet scourge wants to post one of these, but it would probably be like
1. I fucked a bear
2. I fucked a bear
3. I fucked a bear
4. I fucked a bear
5. I fucked a bear
6. I fucked a bear
7. I fucked a bear
8. I fucked a bear
9. I fucked a bear
10. I fucked a bear, and then he called me the next morning.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:59:19 EST (#)
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http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/3a3b014babf678ba3944379748c2b0fec4586aae_m.jpg
nsfw cartoon
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:57:40 EST (#)
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small bucket, big gun, lazy fish
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:57:25 EST (#)
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I looked it up because I like learning and you guys are absolutely correct:
Many people mix up the personal pronouns I and me. To avoid trouble, delete the other person from the equation and see what you're left with. If you've written Sandra and me find that offensive, take away Sandra. You're left with Me find that offensive. That sounds strange, so you know that I, not me, is correct.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:56:56 EST (#)
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Like shooting fish in a bucket.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:55:35 EST (#)
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Ooohkay, my bad. I wonder if Hadley gets cum crusties on his undies every time he uses my name. It's so cute to see someone so infatuated with me.
Scourge, eat my fuck.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:54:02 EST (#)
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Girls should never punch boys, its so degrading.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:52:53 EST (#)
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Countdown to Simon coming to whine about how we misunderstood his unsolicited literary criticism in 3...2...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:51:10 EST (#)
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hahaha
oh rapists, yes they rape I
sold i to the crackhead pimps
he's a rastafarian i guess.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:49:01 EST (#)
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But scourge, they were going to rape I!!!!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:48:45 EST (#)
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You must elaborate on #3.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:46:40 EST (#)
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no simon, 'my friend and me' is correct here. don't EVER try to correct other people's use of the language, eh? it's just not your thing.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:46:31 EST (#)
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Wrong look it up. Correctly is me.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:45:53 EST (#)
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No, "me" is fine in #5. It is still correct grammar if you leave out "my friend and". Then it is just "said they were going to rape me."
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:44:36 EST (#)
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Porcupine:
Once ya get it cleaned, there ain't much to it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 13:44:21 EST (#)
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5. and I