10 stories...sort of (2036 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.47 on 130 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2008-01-07 15:14:26 EST
1.) As kids we had a small dirt bike that we used to ride around the neighborhood, deliver newspapers, and generally annoy the shit out of everyone with. It was a little 70cc Honda that we bought for 5 bucks from some ghetto black kid. He sold it so cheap because he couldn't figure out how to get it running. It needed a sparkplug. Seriously. Just a dangling wire and an empty hole. That level of stupidity deserves to lose such a sweet machine.
You may glory in its beauty through the power of Google. It looked like this: http://brownz.com/honda_trail70_1972.jpg . Awesome, right?
2.) My brothers always hogged the shit out of that thing. Once someone jumped on the fucker, your turn basically came if they crashed and you had that divine combination of serious enough injury on their part to slow them considerably and close enough proximity on your part to get on top of it and away before they could drag you from it.
3.) My older brother would always claim it was his turn to ride the thing right after the tank was filled with gas. Luckily my turn always came just as it was time to fill the fucking thing up. What a bitch.
4.) Shooting at breakables and small animals with my bb gun one day, I decided enough was enough. I aimed at my little brother's as he sped past on another circuit of the field we were riding in. I swore I had only pumped it once, but the (hilarious) manner in which he threw both arms into the air as he fell from the bike gave testimony to the contrary.
The shittiest part was that at 30 yards I wasn't able to beat my other, closer to the scene of the crime, brother to the bike and I still didn't get a turn.
5.) Later, one of our friends, the neighbourhood fat kid, took it off a jump and tore the back tire off the rim.
At this point we had graduated from enjoying weed more than enjoying dirtbikes and never bothered to fix it.
6.) I fucked a bear.
No, NOT one of these: http://www.bearworldtravel.com/images/Bear_on_Shoulder_2.JPG
One of these: http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg
I'm sure this sexual transgression is because of my 'deprived of time on the dirt bike' childhood.
7.) Speaking of fucking bears...
There was a creepy little fucker named Cody who was one of the little gutter punk kids who hung out at the edges of the groups I used to hang around in before I became a boring adult with few reasons left to live and so started posting here on Ubersite with the rest of you soulless losers.
Anyway, it was rumoured, by his girlfriend no less, that he fucked his dog. Routinely. I didn't concern myself much with this rumour, because, Hey, his parents got great weed and lots of it, and he was always willing to steal it from them and sell it to us cheap and if someone wants to fuck a dog or a cow or whatever what the fuck do I care as long as they don't fuck me or my dog or my cow and they sell me quality marijuana at budget prices, right?.
Once, upon going to his house to procure some of this fine green stuff, we let ourselves in, which was customary, and the rumours became more than rumours. I decided I didn't want to buy weed from a dog fucker after all.
Fucking morals and ethics and sanity getting in the way of cheap drugs.
If I remembered his last name I'd post it here so you guys could find him and harass him for being a pooch porker
8.) I've recently decided that bowling is a lot of fun.
9.) My stories are are really far, far too good to be presented so succinctly. Fuck whoever started this shit.
10.) I seriously need to change my email address to keep you creepy fuckers away from me:
User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-30 14:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114095
nobody who did this bandwagon linked back to mine
hi, scourge!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-30 18:51:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh for the fucking love of god...
that's the whole point, lady. it's not HATE, it's simply a giant group of retards, myself certainly included, spewing crap at each other. same as ever.
either *everything* is personal or nothing is, you can't cherrypick.
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then going by my own standards, what you said was a joke and you didn't mean any of it.
So this discussion has been pointless.
I would, however, defend myself if I was attacked personally on here. whatever you say, it sometimes gets really personal, I have seen it, and that i do not tolerate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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learn to take what you so willingly give, eh?
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oh but i do. I do. you don't see half the shit written about me that i have to ignore. I'd rank myself in the top ten most hated.
Normally i'd make some 'oh, let's just forget this and make out' remark here but I, for once, don't feel like it. I am self depreciating, and actually agree with most insults thrown my way.But I never attack some one personally never.
by the way, they are using more than one word again on the word accosiation post. Go tell 'em off again! (We insulted each other on there, i thought it was funny when you called me a whore, but only 'cos Iknew you didn't mean it)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just saying, I think you are mean, which is a shame as I thought you were nice.
Phallic was moaning about Brits camwhoring. I have done it once. I can name many yanks who do it all the time (apart from sico).
I have spread stupid on the site? Mmmm, how exactly? Circle jerking on a post now and then (like a group of yanks I know) or producing some nice and ok, readable posts??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, Icamwhore once, ONCE. I can name several freakin' Yanks who do it every two flamin' minutes.
You pick me out as I am an easy target.
Pathetic. I actually thought you were a nice guy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
especially orphelia.
fucking daft, fat bitch spreading stupid everywhere.
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Yeah, thanks. I never had you down as nasty.
I don't know what your point was scourge, but you know, I have made some nicely written posts for Ubers entertainment. And I have camwhored ONCE. I used a pic of myself on DreamWeaver post as it was a parody of a post with a camwhore on it (F.J.Bell's).
Daft, yes. Fat, not when I am not pregnant. Stupid, sometimes. Bitch, NO.
I haven't done anything detrimental to Uber, if I have, get Bart to ban my accounts.
I don't circle jerk as half as much as the Yanks.
Oh, piss off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-19 12:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forgot this, too:
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-05-15 02:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
my spot in this opinion is ridiculous. ive been here for a year, ive posted over 200 posts, i am no "young up and comer" 6 months ago maybe, but not anymore. and theres nothing surprisingly good about my writing, its just good thats all. ive posted a shitload of quality articles, and i have 2 BAW posts (i should have at least one more). i am one of the quality writers on this site, not lately, granted, but the fact remains.
have you been paying attention?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-02-16 22:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome for all the hits.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 21:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HE STRUCK OUT LOOKING
HOW DO YOU STRIKE OUT LOOKING AT THAT MOMENT
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-16 00:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Little Sally says she is sorry for ever thinking yo weren't a good poster. LS thinks you are a great poster, and just uses her alter, BLT, to have fun and flame.
I hope this clears up any problems,
you fag.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeps
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-14 18:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-14 15:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you earned this one, buddy
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU SAW SOMEONE FUCK A DOG???
i've never even seen a human fuck a human (in the flesh i mean)
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You didn't vote.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That e-mail is pointless.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 13:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:23:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus fuck this site is full of morons. Who gives a shit, really, about any of this?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was much better than CATS
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
apollo is an expert on unfunny.
Which is, like totally, a word.
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Ain't is a word as well, but it ain't proper. How about irregardless?
SCOURGE!!!!!!--- You're welcome for the heat, douchebag.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus fuck this site is full of morons. Who gives a shit, really, about any of this?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One day scourge was walking through the woods and saw a bear so he decided to fuck it.
The end.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 01:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://brownz.com/honda_trail70_1972.jpg
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Glorious, yes.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 23:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't get so upset over a little -2.
Relax and have another cheeseburger, tubby.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 23:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha...gotta fall back on that do we?
if you want to get under my skin with a fat joke, you're going to be disappointed skippy. if it HAD merit, it would have had to have been one of the first few thousand times it was said here on Ubersite.
get a new shtick. or at least fess up to being a defensive little fucking crybaby. making you twist and turn and whine is so easy it's fucking sad, oathmeal v2.0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah yeah pussy.
I enjoy jerking your chain when you post because it's funny.
BFD
Wasn't that you who cried and blubbered when your fucking POEM lost in that POETRY contest?
That UBER poetry contest?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, doucheoftheseas.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aaaaahahahaaha Bubba you fucking mouth-breather, please continue with your incredibly sad attempt at making the rest of the uber world believe you are your niece, it's fucking amusing as all hell.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 22:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hhahahahah
bubba's having a melt down. it's even more funny watching the old cunts lose it. somehow.
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You're right, Cuntface. Absolutely right. May you and scourge
suck each other's dicks, you fucking fools.
Rave on about old, you punk boy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hhahahahah
bubba's having a melt down. it's even more funny watching the old cunts lose it. somehow.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uniters buttons are easier to push than these i'm using now.
you understood damn well what i meant, but chose to make what you would of it instead. it's okay...when others show us something about ourselves we're ashamed of, we often resort to anger in an attempt to 'save face' or prove ourselves. don't worry, everyone here (yourself included) knows how fucking pathetic you are, so there's no need to feel shame. just accept what you are and then you can learn to grow and change, relieving you from having to lash out like a child.
sadie, tell uncle bubba i don't hate him, i just find his dissociative disorder amusing.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know goddamn well Bubba's e-mail to you was not spam. That's fucking stupid.
It was a personal e-mail you chose to post in order to hold him up to ridicule.
Stop making crybaby bitch excuses, you little pussy.
Bubba's an idiot, but if I want to criticize I can do better than posting a private e-mail.
Very sicosemen of you.
And stop whining about ratings. I'll rate you however I want.
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At the very least the Uniter has a small modicum of class. As opposed to Scourge, who changes his shit from day to day.
Uniter: Thanks for being human.
Scourge/Method/Sico: Fuck all of you.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH!! I like caps, caps in the morning, caps when I eat my sammich, caps when I look at porn, it's the idiotic way you use them that disturbs me.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can anyone actually read the review below and not think Bubba?
stop with the FUCKING caps ALREADY!!!!
the bike one was funny, bearfucker or not.
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YOU DON'T LIKE FUCKING CAPS, YOU FUCKING RETARD??? tough shit.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know goddamn well Bubba's e-mail to you was not spam. That's fucking stupid.
It was a personal e-mail you chose to post in order to hold him up to ridicule.
Stop making crybaby bitch excuses, you little pussy.
Bubba's an idiot, but if I want to criticize I can do better than posting a private e-mail.
Very sicosemen of you.
And stop whining about ratings. I'll rate you however I want.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can anyone actually read the review below and not think Bubba?
stop with the FUCKING caps ALREADY!!!!
the bike one was funny, bearfucker or not.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah...'sadie from detroit'?
you go tell uncle bubba i'm sorry i hurt his intertubes feelings. if i had realized he had a giant, bloody, gaping vagina i would have handled him with kid gloves so as not to set him into some Sybil Dorsett (or however the fuck you spell that crazy bitchs name) kind of thing.
god knows i don't need another humans psychological meltdown on my conscience.
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Don't accept ANYTHING on your conscience, butttboy. Your gaping vagina sends out the worst vibes on the net, shithead.
He says you hurt NOTHING. He just wants you to go back to liking him as you used to. If not----
FUCK OFF AND DIE, DIPSHIT!!!!
PS: The word in innertubes. Fupid stucker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah...'sadie from detroit'?
you go tell uncle bubba i'm sorry i hurt his intertubes feelings. if i had realized he had a giant, bloody, gaping vagina i would have handled him with kid gloves so as not to set him into some Sybil Dorsett (or however the fuck you spell that crazy bitchs name) kind of thing.
god knows i don't need another humans psychological meltdown on my conscience.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no...you're wrong, TheUniter.
this is unsolicited spam. posting it is no worse than posting something from a Nigerian prince looking to share his fortune, or an offer to make my cock GiRtHiEr with a MiRaClE pill for only a dollar a day.
maybe this is bubba extending an olive branch, who knows? more importantly, who cares?
either way, good job trying to offer some reason behind your auto -2 rating of me, no matter how badly you failed at it. you know there is no shame in just -2ing someone because you fucking want to? i do it with a great sense of satisfaction actually.
anywho...i no longer remember what i did to hurt your internet feelings to the point where you just had to show me how cool you were by giving me poor ratings, but i wish i could recall it. because i'd do it to a lot more people around here just for the awesome entertainment value it holds.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT!!!
HEAT!!!
HEAT!!!
HEAT!!!
HEAT!!!
HEAT!!!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no, someone from the computey box doesn't like me. Sounds just like something someone from the trailer would say. Come join us for vodka/booze talk on quack's latest post.
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Shit!!!! You got me!!! I really DO live in a trailer. You perceptive fuckstick!!!!
PS: You are still a fucking fucktard.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no, someone from the computey box doesn't like me. Sounds just like something someone from the trailer would say. Come join us for vodka/booze talk on quack's latest post.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also meant to tell you I had a Rupp motorbike when I was a kid but could never get it to work. Probably had the spark plug wire off or something.
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I heard you couldn't get ANYTHING to work, including your dick.
ESPECIALLY your dick, you brainless fool.
:)
But I STILLdon't like you, asswipe.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 20:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I also meant to tell you I had a Rupp motorbike when I was a kid but could never get it to work. Probably had the spark plug wire off or something.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had one of those bikes. Good times. Sorry you didn't get to ride yours much.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, how long are you going to keep up this whole "my uncle" routine? TheUniter may have a point and this just shows to what lengths you will go to garner acceptance. If it truly is not you, your niece is ruining whatever "cred" you had here, which was none.
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I don't think he wants "cred," especially from a dipshit like you.
You show your lack of brains by stating that you aren't sure whether I am Sadie or Bubba.
Picture this: Sico, Method, Apollo, and the Uniter sitting at a table, smirking at the passersby. The Uniter wonders at the looks on his comrades faces, thinking that just perhaps they are being foolish. They "know" that everyone else is dumber than they are, and they are never wrong.
Deep inside, the Uniter suspects that he has taken up with a group of fools, Sico being not the least of these. Should he chastize them for not knowing the truth but expounding it anyway? No, he cannot. He does know, however, that the worst thing he can do is agree with Sico, the unsure fool.
What is it about you, Sico? Can't you stick with your beliefs? Do you REALLY think I am bubba, or am I Sadie73? Stop changing your stance, you fucking wishywashy fool.
PS: I am Sadie, not bubba.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, how long are you going to keep up this whole "my uncle" routine? TheUniter may have a point and this just shows to what lengths you will go to garner acceptance. If it truly is not you, your niece is ruining whatever "cred" you had here, which was none.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sadie's reviews always entertain.
Ubersite is a bit less boring when she's around.
That said, if the e-mail is genuine and Sadie didn't know beforehand I think it's wrong to post it here.
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My uncle hates the uniter, but I don't. He seems to be sharper than the average dipshit.
Which means damn near everyone on this travesty of a site.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean posting an e-mail for the purpose of ridiculing the sender without the sender's knowledge is wrong. If Bubba and you were having some fun, that would be different.
But I believe he sent you an e-mail believing it to be a communication between he and you.
Perhaps he was trying to send an olive branch your way, in his own retarded way.
This is not as bad as sicosemen posting his ex girlfriend's picture, but the principle is the same.
It's an invasion of privacy, and a douchebag thing to do.
It's fairly easy to make sport of the son of a bitch without posting a message he sent only to you and not the whole of a community from which he so desperately craves acceptance.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus fucking christ bubba you sink further and further into loserdom every review.
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You may be the only fool here dumber than Method and Sico. . .
Speaking of losers, post more about cricket or soccer, you moron.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you distracted her with your lightning quick response anyways.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus fucking christ bubba you sink further and further into loserdom every review.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1.) fuck right off you overbearing, boring sack of shit
2.) didn't know WHAT beforehand? make sense, please.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sadie's reviews always entertain.
Ubersite is a bit less boring when she's around.
That said, if the e-mail is genuine and Sadie didn't know beforehand I think it's wrong to post it here.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uncle bubba? bwahahahahahahahaha, what a fucking joke!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart wouldn't ban someone for that.
if caul posted a pic of a guy shoving his dick in a dog and didnt get banned, that shit post never got anyone banned.
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Then WHY is uncle bubba banned? You got any pull with bart?
The other thing he suspects is that he gave method a ration of shit, and that may be why. Can bart please answer the question, or give uncle bubba back the account?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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icangetyouatoe.at.hotmail.com
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Does this mean I can send emails of lesbian fantasies? :) Bitch.
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fuck me blind! of course you can!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart wouldn't ban someone for that.
if caul posted a pic of a guy shoving his dick in a dog and didnt get banned, that shit post never got anyone banned.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge,
I'm not sure what he meant by no input, maybe he lied (sorry, unc).
He clued me in to what was going on, but the reviews are mine.
He got banned for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113363
Did Willie get banned for this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96366
No? Why not?
Bart, what is the answer?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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icangetyouatoe.at.hotmail.com
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Does this mean I can send emails of lesbian fantasies? :) Bitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you realize ChaosJester is going to start sending you emails now?
oh, and me too.
now where's that pic of my bare ass got to?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PSSST Toe:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620004
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just drop an email address, toe, and you'll be swimming with emails from people like sadie from detroit.
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icangetyouatoe.at.hotmail.com
yessss *pumps fist in air*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just drop an email address, toe, and you'll be swimming with emails from people like sadie from detroit.
you said in your email that you don't have input to the reviews, and here you say that you do...which is it Bubba?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey guys, and scourge if he sent this message to uncle Bubba:
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:49:29 -0500
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Subject: our UM match..
i had to forfeit, bubs.
just the way life goes.
i did it with panache, though.
also, i'm going to vote for mine even though yours was an actual effort. jut the way it goes.
congratulations.
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It looks like scrounge made "first contact."
I write MY OWN reviews, although I get input from my uncle.
Method, you are as big a fool as I was told.
Orgasmatron, uncle Bubba likes you because he says you are intelligent and educated, as opposed to the majority of the fools on ubersite.
Scourge, I've been told you used to be nice, but turned into an idiot simply to garner accolades from the rabble. It seems true.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:22:52 EST (#)
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I want random emails telling me off for comments i have made.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:22:26 EST (#)
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if you're interested in a hot date, O, she looks like this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90373
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:19:51 EST (#)
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haha two below.
to below: it means he wants to set you up with his niece, sadie from detroit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:18:07 EST (#)
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Bubba's always been kind to me. Guess I'm immune or something.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:14:38 EST (#)
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hahahahahahaha, bubba is the most transparent loser on the planet. He reminds me of those guys on 'To Catch a Predator' who insist that "I'm just here to hang out with her" and "I wasn't going to do anything" and "I always carry anal lubricant and a case of Mikes Hard Lemonade with me"
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:12:47 EST (#)
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AH AH AH AH AH AH HH AHH A HA @ the bubba email...
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
UNFUNNY IS NOT A WORD
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:09:04 EST (#)
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your 'uncle bubba', huh?
does uncle bubba have you touch his penis every night, sadie from detroit?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:05:59 EST (#)
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You still received an e-mail from Bubba.
You are tainted.
I guess you could soak in a tub of bleach for a month or so.
But I don't think it will help.
I'm feeling a little nauseous just reviewing your post.
Excuse me.
I am unwell.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MOST HEATED, HERE WE COME!!
My uncle Bubba told me what this would do, and he was right.
PS: Shlongy, you are a fucking retard. Is Method your mother?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:59:01 EST (#)
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gah...you fucking disgusted me there, william.
he searched me out. i'd never willingly engage in a discussion with the man. not until i needed something to help spur me to suicide anyway.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:56:18 EST (#)
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Anyone who exchanges e-mails with Bubba isn't someone I'd want to associate with, to be honest.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:47:36 EST (#)
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legit as they come, baby. no way to really prove that, i suppose, but there it is nevertheless.
so, do i get a special smoking jacket or something now i'm in some sort of club with you? do we get some kind of tattoo or a secret handshake?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:45:37 EST (#)
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I don't believe that e-mail is legit but it was fucking funny anyway.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:41:05 EST (#)
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BORING!?
How dare you!
I shot someone, fucked a bear, saw a kid fuck his dog, and got email stalked by the least funny human on the planet. This is a tale of wonder and delight! A smorgasboard of scintillating sensation! A pile of piquant soemthing that starts with 'p' and means 'story!' A buffet of brief boring bullshit! A rollercoaster of emotions, ranging from boredom to ennui and everything in between.
Just call me a bearfucker and be on your way. Just go.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:39:00 EST (#)
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I quite like Bubba. And Sadie. I don't dislike anyone on Uber, really.
I get emails like that frequently, btw. Some folk can't take a joke.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:38:05 EST (#)
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There was a kid on my street when I was growing up that built a gokart with his dad, and let me tell you, he was the baddest ass of all badasses right up until we all started getting driver's licenses.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:32:02 EST (#)
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this was kinda boring. but in an interesting way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:13:02 EST (#)
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LOL Bubba is such a fucking tool.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:12:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:11:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:06:47 GMT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:27 EST (#)
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Barefucker.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 21:06:47 GMT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:27 EST (#)
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Bearfucker.
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Ursiphilia
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:06:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:27 EST (#)
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Bearfucker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:06:18 EST (#)
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because my posts are the best place to accuse me of fucking bears?
i dunno.
but feel free to call me a bearfucker.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:04:44 EST (#)
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how come all the cool kids hang out on your posts and never mine
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:04:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:27 EST (#)
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Bearfucker.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:01:42 EST (#)
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buy it.
those things are getting harder to find. in a moment of foolish nostalgia, i went searching for one and only found a handful. i decided fulfilling some nostalgic whim wasn't worth the $1200+ thet they get.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-07 16:00:10 EST (#)
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heh
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:59:27 EST (#)
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Bearfucker.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:55:46 EST (#)
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Scourge
I saw one in a neighbors garage recently. It was covered up mostly but I saw it...
MYYYYYY PRESSSSSIOUSSSSSSS
I will have it. It will look great next to my FLTR....BWAAAHAHAHAH
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:53:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:50:05 EST (#)
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i don't make a practice of it fg, but i have worn one or two in my life on a lark. a horrible, drunken lark that ended unhappily.
that trail 70 was indestructible, t_m. they don't make things that filled with awesome anymore. and i got it for $5!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:45:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:54 EST (#)
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rob: a close second to bubba
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see?
He's very smart.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:45:15 EST (#)
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trail 70 yes
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:43:58 EST (#)
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Do you wear dresses, Scourge?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:54 EST (#)
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rob: a close second to bubba
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:27 EST (#)
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even on ubersite, the home of the 'tard - bubba stands out as a dullard. he lacks all cunning.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:18 EST (#)
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PS. My hair is not receding.
My forehead is expanding.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:41:08 EST (#)
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Can I just borrow a sleeve then?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:39:25 EST (#)
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well, as you can see shlongy, sadie is a relative of his. this explains their similar writing style.
it's very clear now.
i feel like a fool. well, a bigger fool than usual anyway.
crystle, it's probs too big for you. i'm a balding, obese, republican coffee boy. we wear sizes with lots of Xs at the front end.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:38:10 EST (#)
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Rob, I don't know if "expert" is the right word.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:34:49 EST (#)
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if you hung with the cool kids you would have known that.
btw - I'm searching for the perfect little black dress. Could I borrow yours to try?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:34:07 EST (#)
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apollo is an expert on unfunny.
Which is, like totally, a word.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:33:08 EST (#)
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I was ready to -2 this piece of shit when I read the email from Bubba.
BUAHAUAHAUAHUAHAAUAHAhahahahahahaha...
Actually, that deserved its' OWN post.
Bubba is really trying hard to "sell" the sadie story but good fucking Christ, it won't work.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:30:07 EST (#)
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As you can see on uber lately, I haven't got many brains to be eaten. So i'm not worried. I'm always so self effacing. I'm stopping that, too.
God I'm awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:28:17 EST (#)
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it was an awesome sight to behold. the bike traveled for another ten yards or so (as he lay writhing on the ground) before crashing .
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
HUSH HUSH
you DO NOT want that, corn. they start to crowd around like zombies, except instead of eating your brain, they...well they DO eat your brains in a way, i guess.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:28:05 EST (#)
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BEARFUCKER IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:24:35 EST (#)
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Well....managed to pork that one up a bit, eh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:24:15 EST (#)
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How dare he say that I am unfunnier than him??!?!?!?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:22:41 EST (#)
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APOLLO SHUT YOUR HOLE. I'm busy having a breakdown over here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:22:25 EST (#)
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IE is last year?
that's what I get for being down here with HotWillie, Zebra, and Uniter...i don't stay up to date on which browsers go best with this little black dress.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:22:13 EST (#)
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nugget is stupid.
I think you'll find *I* started the bubba is unfunny thing. Because he is very, very unfunny.
This post was amusing especially the image of your brother coming off his bike A Team style.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:21:42 EST (#)
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Either way, Sadie73 is fucking annoying.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:21:39 EST (#)
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I wish uber people would email me. I only get emails from real people these days.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:19:56 EST (#)
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internet explorer?!?!
That is SOoooooooooooooo last year!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:19:45 EST (#)
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No, Cornelia, Bubba (the unfunny geriatric piece of shit) is Bob.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:19:45 EST (#)
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method gets credit for everything. im pretty sure i reached the conclusion that i hate bubba all on my own.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:19:29 EST (#)
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My IQ is only 115, so give me a break.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:19:06 EST (#)
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I don't know where I stand on this one so I'll give you a completely arbitrary rating but can we all agree that Bubba's email is a completely transparent piece of shit?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:18:41 EST (#)
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no, dear, sweet, scatter brained nugget.
bubba's name is bob.
my name, as evidenced by the email, is 'me'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:18:34 EST (#)
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YEAH EVEN *I* LIKED YOU. YOU REALLY SHOULD APPRECIATE THIS MORE, AND SEND ME SOME COOKIES.
BEARFUCKER.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:18:16 EST (#)
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OH nevermind, HIS name is bob
I'm an idiot, no need to tell me that.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:17:37 EST (#)
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Your name is bob?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:16:19 EST (#)
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The fact that some dumb piece of trim would actually write you that email makes me laugh.