5 tiny stories, one massive truth (612 hits)
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Submitted by sick.little.weasel (View user info) at 2008-01-08 00:03:04 EST
1. This little piggy went to market
2. This little piggy went to the store
3. This little piggy stayed home
4. This little piggy had roast beef
5. This little piggy cried all the way home... tehehehetehehe.
I am more entertained by this than by some of this bandwagon. Granted some were ammusing, but please use your talents in more creative ways and lets stop the bandwagon before it gets out of control.
Apologies to all those who were ammusing in the bandwagon which was quite a few. This was not meant for you.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:36:41 EST (#)
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YOU ARE PART OF THE SOLUTION! LORD BE PRAISED FOR YOUR PRESENCE!!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:16:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:35:56 EST (#)
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isnt going to the market and the store the same?
i tohught it was
*****
nope, can't be, cause i've never been to an adult-toy market
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:50:55 EST (#)
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you may be right. I am not that current on my little piggys
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:35:56 EST (#)
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isnt going to the market and the store the same?
i tohught it was
to the market
stayed home
had roast beef
had none....
we we we we....
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:01:35 EST (#)
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toe I choose to leave you now because you are no fun. your retorts are neither witty, nor interesting. It was fun calling you a dyke.
yours truly
weasel
Icarus- I realize that everyman knows what I am talking about. I wasn't trying to be completely original, nor give a MAN'S prespective on the blowjob. I simply wanted to give my perspective and a chance for people to relate. Clearly you do not. Sorry we are too different to match up there. How would you like me to post? What would wet your fancy? (no sexual innuendo intended)
yours truly
weasel
P.S. Of course my wife is fat...she is pregnant retard.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:39:24 EST (#)
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Your eloquence and everyman wisdom never fail to leave me in awe. Please don't stop with these posts. You're like the open mic night version of Tim Allen or Jimmy Kimmel or any of the other fat slab-sided lugs who mastered the "OMG I'm making comments from a MAN'S PERSPECTIVE" shtick. Know you're almost as original as one of those silly, college age bitches who go around using "misogyny" and other such words they just learned in feminist studies class yesterday; the flipside to the sexual partisan politics dichotomy.
PS. Your wife is fat.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:03:32 EST (#)
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I'm sorry all I saw was....backpeddle, backpeddle, old internet cliche, old internet cliche, fake manliness, you're a wanker.......
ciao
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:50:51 EST (#)
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Thats amazing that you are a female when you put out such a masculine vibe. You probably have a pretty deep voice too don't you? Wear a lot of flannel and hiking boots? Maybe thought about a sex change once or twice? When you look in the mirror, does it really look all that female anymore? But no, my sexual activity is not in question here and I feel no need to defend it to you. What is in question is your testosterone count and lack of real life beyond your keyboard. I bet you are so pathetic that when you talk to those people you know (but who really don't like you), you refer to people on uber as your friends. For instance, my friend had this funny story with ten tiny stories in it. Get bent dyke.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:21:32 EST (#)
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I can pretty much guarantee that although I am FEMALE - I have been touched by more women than you little one.
you still suck.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:46:59 EST (#)
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do me a favor toe... i want you to examine your life. In this process I want you to figure out why you are such an asshole and the repercussions of your actions. I would say that your anger is due to the fact that you are a wife beating redneck hick. However, then I don't think you would be on Uber. So i am gonna guess that you have never been touched by a woman and you take your sexual frustrations out on other people that you will never meet. This is due to the fact that you are a gigantic pussy because you would never say anything close to this shit to someone's face. Grow a pair dickhead. Then shoot yourself in the face with a large gauge firearm so you can be skull fucked after you die.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:24:58 EST (#)
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For the love of god, fuck off.
eventually you ARE going to stop posting right? .....right?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:55:37 EST (#)
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I am experiencing some difficulty in locating the funny here.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-08 04:58:10 EST (#)
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w3rd. this bandwagon is on fire and rolling downhill with no brakes.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 01:40:48 EST (#)
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People like to talk about themselves. That is why this bandwagon is so popular. You can't stop it by saying it's stupid. Perhaps the problem here is that you're upset that you've not done ten slightly interesting things? Nah. Surely that's not the case. You must have some story to tell, right?
I'll help you start. "This one time, at band camp...". And go.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 01:33:01 EST (#)
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First part made me smile.
No one gives a shit what you think.
...and FOR THE LOVE OF THE POPE'S SPLEEN COULD YOU PLEASE FUCKING SPELL CHECK?
thanks.
Submitted by RiCe_KrIsPy_WhOrE (user info) at 2008-01-08 01:11:04 EST (#)
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Always projecting your need for the cock, Yet so afraid of it. Freud would have a field day.
Good Day Sir, I said Good day!
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 00:17:13 EST (#)
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eat a dick
Submitted by RiCe_KrIsPy_WhOrE (user info) at 2008-01-08 00:14:09 EST (#)
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In light of recent events, some of your other post have been sub par. How do you respond?
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 00:11:32 EST (#)
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thank you Mr. Shatner....
Doesn't seem funny to say SHATner especially when thinking of his acting.
Submitted by RiCe_KrIsPy_WhOrE (user info) at 2008-01-08 00:06:18 EST (#)
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NO....WORDS.... PURE...GENIUS....
As a white man pretending to be black once sad "Mad props!"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-08 00:03:54 EST (#)
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