Symonds LOOKS like a fucking monkey (612 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-01-08 06:21:16 EST
Has harbijan had any problems in the west indies or south africa with racist allegations? if the man was a racist, presumably he would have some track record in those countries.
to me, the obvious thing everyone neglects is that symonds actually LOOKS like a monkey - especially when he plasters that white stuff all over his lips.
i would call him a monkey for that reason. not because he is 'black'. i wouldn't call brian lara, or ntini, or marlon samuels, or michael holding a monkey, because they don't resemble the animal.
but symonds does!
calling him a monkey to me is the same as calling ranatunga a baby elephant, mcgrath a giraffe, sreenath a chittering mongoose, or ponting a sewer rat.
My ex-wife has a certain air of the monkey about her. In fact, 'monkey' used to be by nick-name for her, before she revealed she was actualy satan.
But I never called her 'monkey' because she was chinese. I have plenty of other chinese friends who didn't seem very monkey-like at all.
In fact, just the other day I was saying to a chinese whore how much she reminded me of a pussy cat, and confessed to her that I saw myself as a large pink pig.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:13:50 EST (#)
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i know a girl who looks EXACTLY like a non green ogre version of fiona from shrek...
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-09 05:59:50 EST (#)
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it's a shame you keep on with this rock spider nonsense, stok, i actually found you quite amusing
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-09 05:53:52 EST (#)
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rock spider
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:46:08 EST (#)
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idqd, you are right to the extent that we are partly to blame for creating these creatures
re racism, i always like the story of the local canberra abo who was working on a building site
some called him over by saying 'come here you cunt'
to which he replied 'don't call me a cunt, call be a BLACK cunt'
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:41:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:16:36 EST (#)
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I was afraid to click on this. You just never know when Shandy might be using the literal definition of "fuck".
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that reminds me of another theory - symonds actually IS a monkey. that would be my case were i a lawyer defending harbijan
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:35:14 EST (#)
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he got warned about it when we were over there. in using the word hes flaunting the rules. but, because all the moneys in india, the icc have bent over like one of your chinese whores and taken it squarely in the back of a volkswagon.
lets not forget the bullshit thats happened to australian teams over on the continent over the years, not to mention the recent behaviour that went on. the cricket team is arrogant, but you know what, its professional sport, and all they are told all day is how awesome they are. of fucking course theyre arrogant, but its a product of our behaviour towards them. in adopting what seems to be the american (yank-bashing is so passe, but...) 'thing' of total adulation towards sports stars by the public, we have created monsters - not just in cricket.
india are equally poor sports, and have shown themselves to be many, many times. (not jsut in their 'gamesmanship' of timewasting, and terribly slow over rate - less cricket means more chance of winning vs a far more skilled and fit team - but in the behaviour of previous captains of their own: ganguly for example.) as far as im concerned, the more harsh the aussies can be towards them and stay within the rules, the better.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:16:53 EST (#)
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Didn't read this, picture made me giggle.\\\
Stoned.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:16:36 EST (#)
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I was afraid to click on this. You just never know when Shandy might be using the literal definition of "fuck".
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:25:49 EST (#)
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I don't see why playing the game 'hard but fair' should preclude being gracious, honest and showing respect and emphathy towards your opponents after the game. Or are simple good manners also a fairy tale fantasy that have no place in hard but fair Australia?
Imagine if Ponting had said something along the lines of "We're happy to win the game, but I sympathise with the Indian team. They put in some magnificent performances, and had a lot of bad luck go against them. They probably didn't deserve to lose this one. Anil batted courageously and almost saved the test, it must have been heartbreaking for him. I hope we can sort out the problems that have arisen with on-field relations and with umpiring, and that the rest of the serious will continue to deliver such a high standard of cricket".
But expecting Ponting the leader to say something like that is a bit like imagining that our former leader John Howard made a gracious speech congratulating the English rugby team after their thrilling World Cup victory in Sydney.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:46:31 EST (#)
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GO BLACK CAPS!!! YAY!!
cheeky darkie
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:02:34 EST (#)
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oh and can i just say the Aussie cricket team are a disgrace, what with winning all the time.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:44:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:35:19 EST (#)
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You write like a mildly retarded third grader. Do you hear me complaining?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:41:32 EST (#)
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scourge: sunblock.
the aussies are paranoid about the sun on account of them stealing it from the rest of the world.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:28:00 EST (#)
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Those poor Indian people are very upset and they do like cricket so very, very much.
Still rules are rules. If thingy called wossname a racial slur then thingy should be punished.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:29:59 EST (#)
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and what is the point of the white lip paint? war-paint of some sort?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:10:00 EST (#)
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the joo has a monkey-esque face, so, in the spirit of outatanding wit I possess, I call her, wait for it....monkey face.
on occassion.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:06:05 EST (#)
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You make me want to tear my eyes out.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:39:18 EST (#)
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This was both intellignet and witty all at the same time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:22:42 EST (#)
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This guy was born in Birmingham, we should abuse him for that!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:21:37 EST (#)
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How you found the shift key 9 times is what gave you a point here.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:13:26 EST (#)
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i suppose i'd rather be called a monkey than 'evicted' or 'sentenced' or 'condemned'
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:13:00 EST (#)
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cricket - sooooo relevant here
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:10:25 EST (#)
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and yet you were considered a monkey - that proves my point
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:05:45 EST (#)
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I began life as pale blue. It took me years of UV exposure to be allowed to class myself as Caucasian.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 07:04:47 EST (#)
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are you black?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:53:30 EST (#)
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I myself have been described as a monkey. It's probably the least offensive of all the names I've heard being used about me.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:51:48 EST (#)
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well, i don't think it's his blackness (not that he is very black at all) that makes him look like a monkey.
to me, calling all black people monkeys is probably racist.
but calling a particular person a monkey because they actually look like one is not. i've known several caucasions i would describe as monkeys.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:48:16 EST (#)
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Surely because there's no way you could call a black guy a monkey and get away with it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:47:06 EST (#)
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what amazes me is that in all the press coverage over this fiasco, not one commentator has mentioned this fact
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:24:32 EST (#)
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True.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 06:22:08 EST (#)
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i mean if someone called you a dog, would YOU complain!