Am I The Only One That Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck? (1054 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-01-08 08:36:50 EST
I tend to avoid conflict like the plague, which I don't see as being weak or skittish. I'm very easily able to handle my own in a heated situated, verbal or physical, but I don't feel the need to express my prowess nature in such a manner that is hurtful to others. I find myself blocking off the world because of this and becoming a narrow minded hermit of sorts. I tend to write people off for little things and regret it later. I don't allow people to have a second chance.
Please, someone, anyone, anyone at all tell me why I should give a shit about the latest gossip in Hollywood, or why I should give a shit what Brittney and Dr. Phil are doing to garner the attention of press. I'm in no way concerned about how much the Lohan chick, whom I wouldn't mind shoving my golf ball on a carrot stick in, drinks or smokes. It's none of my fucking business.
I can't fathom why people obsess over the life of celebrities, but this goes further for me, in that I don't give a shit about so and so at work. E!, TMZ, and all the other corporate sponsored feces on the tube has got to be the most annoying thing for me. Why is it that when I turn on the news I have to hear the latest about some outlandish bimbo, who is undoubtedly a talentless wash-up, instead of finding out what the murder tally is up to in this young year?
Let me take this to the degree in which this peeves me. In my circle of peers that I hang out with I tend to distance myself from any gossip as to avoid the "drama." I don't care who's fucking who, how what's his name went on a 4-day cola binge after 1 day out of rehab, or how Ephraim likes to stuff Saul's ass with down feathers on 1000 count Egyptian cotton sheets. For this reason I don't associate with the town criers, at all, in any facet, or at the very least as little as humanly possible. Sure, it's unavoidable at times, but why?
What the fuck is a "flying fuck" anyway? Mile high club, I suppose?
Maybe I'm old fashioned, or maybe I'm just naive and simple in thinking, but what happened to common courtesy and minding your own fucking business? I do not feel the persistent need to stick my nose in any body's business nor do I feel the need to hear through the grapevine that X thinks I'm a douche bag. If someone comes up to me and confides in me, or asks for my opinion on a subject I'll happily oblige, however, I'll keep my fucking mouth shut.
I think that I'm living a 60 year old's life in a 25 year old world. I'm just a crotchety old shit!
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-11-04 13:01:19 EST (#)
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Haha, faggot.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-11-04 12:42:53 EST (#)
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Let me know if I can be of any more help.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:05:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:21:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:58:55 EST (#)
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Anything worth saying or doing has already been said and done.
^^^^^^^^
yep!
long time
no read
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:26:25 EST (#)
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not good enough, skidmark
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-09 06:34:02 EST (#)
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skrap: why would i bother unless i found entertainment in it? on a separate note, you'd do well to not base your own arguments on statements you later claim to not care about
LazySusan: i'd like to watch you bleed
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:28:31 EST (#)
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Cute gif you fucking dope.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:34:53 EST (#)
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Istaros' anger made me laugh, a lot.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:26:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:21:51 EST (#)
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fucking people geting upset over fucking words, now that funny.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:08:52 EST (#)
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Istaros.
Nah. I'm just playing with you. If you don't like the way things are here, feel free to go away again. No one's keeping you. You started this namecalling spree, not me. You can hardly be upset if I dust you at it. I don't care if you watch TV or not. I don't care if you have a job or not. I don't care if you think you accomplish things or not. From my perspective, you exist for me just as I do for you: theoretically. I have had a bit of fun trouncing you in the computer, but you've become too easy. You may consider yourself a toy with which I am now bored.
See ya.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:28:51 EST (#)
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Istaros...
i thought this website had already pulled every strand of human detritus imaginable from each and every dark, dank cavern on the face of the planet. that the constant displays of juvenile machismo and self-imposed degradation had been tugged out into the public domain like strands of blood-tinged mucous in a tuberculosis patient. that was why i stopped coming here regularly; not because it was too much, it was entertaining, but once you've seen a certain amount of filth and depravity it ceases to have any effect of entertainment. but now i come back and, unbelievably, it's still persisted in worsening. it would be impressive, were it not so disheartening to know that you are, in fact, a real person, and that you do, in fact, promote stupidity in yourself by defending the most moronic statements and ideas imaginable. it would be a victimless crime, but for the added fact that you promote to others as a method of bettering their own lives
i work 10 hours a day, not counting the hour commute and the unpaid lunch hour. i also box, write, draw, read, and go out a minimum of once a week. believe me, when i propose that your attitude and suggestions are suitable for nothing more biologically advanced than a maggot squirming under the shoe of a five year old who destroys its life out of nothing more than curiosity, it is not a lack of activity in my own life that causes me to do so. it is out of pity, out of a painful realization that someone -you, apparently- would find something as unproductive and self-congratulatory as talking about your own shitty pictures of fence posts with people philanthropic enough to let you call them your friends, as being fulfilling. and not only fulfilling at all, because that's not good enough for a puttering amoeba such as yourself. you have to take this complete and utter bullshit a step further by claiming that it not only enriches your life, but does so to a degree greater than something else could. yes, even watching Bravo, E! and Logo would be more rewarding than sharing a single moment of this gay exercise with you. i never watch any of those channels, and i don't even know what Logo is, but i know enough about you to know that no matter what it is - it's better than you. anything would be. even the purportedly well-deserved aneurysm you would so love to see occur. since, at least then, you'd feel that you'd accomplished *something* of effect over another human being's life
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:25:59 EST (#)
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yeah, what shits me is that I can't remember my parents birthdays but by just watching tv I know all about that slut spears, paris slut hilton etc. my brain has more info about those sluts than i like
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:50:31 EST (#)
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Istaros...
"queerio"? What're you, seven? You need to calm down, you're going to have a well-deserved aneurism. Just because you don't want to get off the couch and do anything but be mindlessly entertained doesn't mean that the rest of have to follow your lazy pathetic fat stupid braindead sheeplike lead. Some of us like to go out and do things. Some of us actually take our right hand off the remote and our left hands out of the chip bag and accomplish something occasionally. Hey, if you don't want to try, that's fine; your welfare check will get you some more corn chips and fresh batteries for the remote and you'll be fine. Some of the things you might see, when flipping between E! and Bravo and Logo are shows about people who do things. Maybe if you stopped holding your breath waiting to see what J-Lo is wearing this minute and at least watched someone doing something outside, you'd get the idea that, after dropping 100 pounds or so, maybe you could try it. Start slow - I know it'll be difficult. Print this in case you forget. Up the stairs and out of the basement. One at a time. Step, rest. Step, rest. Good. Keeeeeep going. Open the door. See that bright thing? That's the sun. It won't hurt you. Those? Those are otehr people who aren't on TV. No, really. You can talk to them and they know you're there.
Try it some time, simp.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:49:55 EST (#)
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I didn't read this, but M.C. Escher kicks all ass.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:03:42 EST (#)
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No.
Flying fucks are very rare. I'd hold on to them - they are very collectible in some parts.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:35:54 EST (#)
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"Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:21:46 EST (#)
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Istaros, you are absolutely right. Using one's brain and seeing new things, being able to describe those things in words and relate to other living people in a useful way, that kind of thing REALLY IS far more gay than sitting on your fat ass 12 hours a day eating corn chips and watching TV people talk about other TV people so you will buy the products they tell you that you need so you can be just like them! I stand corrected.
Simp."
look queerio you're obviously having difficulty understanding some very basic facts so pay attention and try not to short circuit your keyboard with drool. it won't take long. unless it involves a football, a paintball gun, tits, or lots and lots of liquor, ANY premeditated and self-aggrandizing activity is by definition the gayest thing ever. it is ridiculously gay. it is pathetically gay. you could ask richard simmons to join in and he'd say it's too embarassingly gay, but you guys go ahead and have fun sucking each other's proverbial cocks while you talk about the cloud you photographed and how it vaguely looks like a fairy you saw in a storybook when you were twelve only without its left wing. dipshit. of course it's rewarding, you're patting yourself on the back and getting your retard friends to do the same. it's not like you're voluntarily shutting yourself off from the rest of the world and deluding yourself into believing that what you're doing is somehow mind-intensive only because you say it is. after all it's better than all those terrible shows like Arrested Development or The Colbert Report. have fun with that. hate to break it you pal but if THAT's the kind of shit you consider good times you are a fucking LOSER. check it out guys, this is the stain in my garage from my first period since i'm obviously a gigantic bleeding pussy. fucking cocksuckers
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:52:12 EST (#)
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true, but completely unoriginal.
My mum is obssessed though - she's exactly like 'kim' off 'Kath and Kim'. (only aussies would probably understand that)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:51:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:56:08 EST (#)
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Caul, reading English may be tough for you, but if you would have chosen to finish it, you would see that it's much more than just celebrities. I don't expect you to understand anyway, you're a flamer.
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take an internet break.
that way maybe you wont answer every single review and post every 10 hours or so.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:21:46 EST (#)
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Istaros, you are absolutely right. Using one's brain and seeing new things, being able to describe those things in words and relate to other living people in a useful way, that kind of thing REALLY IS far more gay than sitting on your fat ass 12 hours a day eating corn chips and watching TV people talk about other TV people so you will buy the products they tell you that you need so you can be just like them! I stand corrected.
Simp.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:11:51 EST (#)
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Isty, I was talking about in real life, not in this computey box where you live!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:10:54 EST (#)
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"Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:19:40 EST (#)
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To find out how unimportant TV is, do this experiment: during a commercial break in your favorite show, grab your camera and run outside and look around. Take a picture of something in your yard/patio/driveway/crypt that you hadn't noticed before. It will be a good experiment if you're alone, but it is most fun with two or more people and cameras. Convene and show the pics, describibg the contents if there are other people there. Do that every commercial break for the duration of the show. In short order you'll find that the things in your immediate area are more interesting by far than the TV show you thought you had to watch."
what the fuck? this is about the gayest 'activity' i've ever heard of. this sounds gayer than parasailing. QUICK GUYS GRAB YOUR CAMERAS. what's so interesting about a squashed piece of gum in your driveway? wow, imagine all the stories behind this fucking piece of gum, the life it must've had, now think about how gum used to be made from trees, oh wow, that's amazing, now let's all drink drano and photograph the effects
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:59:01 EST (#)
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"I tend to avoid conflict like the plague..."
this is where i had to stop reading as it was obvious you were lying out your ass
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:56:08 EST (#)
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Caul, reading English may be tough for you, but if you would have chosen to finish it, you would see that it's much more than just celebrities. I don't expect you to understand anyway, you're a flamer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:43:02 EST (#)
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so you don't give a shit about celebrities?
congratulations, yoU're normal.
stfu
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:33:56 EST (#)
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No. I've never cared.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:13:55 EST (#)
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Amen
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-08 12:08:25 EST (#)
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If you ignore them, they'll go away.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:36:18 EST (#)
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Bravo.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:33:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:19:40 EST (#)
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To find out how unimportant TV is, do this experiment: during a commercial break in your favorite show, grab your camera and run outside and look around. Take a picture of something in your yard/patio/driveway/crypt that you hadn't noticed before. It will be a good experiment if you're alone, but it is most fun with two or more people and cameras. Convene and show the pics, describibg the contents if there are other people there. Do that every commercial break for the duration of the show. In short order you'll find that the things in your immediate area are more interesting by far than the TV show you thought you had to watch.
Almost everyone can do this experiment because everyone who might benefit from it has a TV and probably has a camera. Eventually, however, that TV will break. When it does, do this other experiment: just wait one week before you replace it. Go without TV for 7 days. Then, when you find out how little you actually miss it, use the money you were going to blow on a new TV to go someplace you've never been to before and take pictures. Trade watching for doing.
There is nothing on TV.
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Over the past year and a half I have learned to have so much to do that if I were to have a TV I would never find time for anything. And if I do have the time to kill I would much much rather read a book.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-08 11:25:29 EST (#)
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I can relate to be honest. Sometimes I think about taking the hippy route and just dropping out but Birmingham is just too damned cold to not live without central heating.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:47:30 EST (#)
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bwahahahaa @ HTBD!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:46:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:32:04 EST (#)
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The Rugby, football (I'm assuming he means soccer), and cricket can blow me but American sports and occasionally soccer are a must have on the telly box.
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I like how soccer appears on the don't need list and then on the might watch it list.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:11:51 EST (#)
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I hate to admit it, but I agree with Apollo, in as much that sports are a requirement. The Rugby, football (I'm assuming he means soccer), and cricket can blow me but American sports and occasionally soccer are a must have on the telly box.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:09:57 EST (#)
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your barely coherent babble has inspired me to do the whatever and such and such blah blah blah.
i need a new camera.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 10:07:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:19:40 CST (#)
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To find out how unimportant TV is, do this experiment: during a commercial break in your favorite show, grab your camera and run outside and look around. Take a picture of something in your yard/patio/driveway/crypt that you hadn't noticed before. It will be a good experiment if you're alone, but it is most fun with two or more people and cameras. Convene and show the pics, describibg the contents if there are other people there. Do that every commercial break for the duration of the show. In short order you'll find that the things in your immediate area are more interesting by far than the TV show you thought you had to watch.
Almost everyone can do this experiment because everyone who might benefit from it has a TV and probably has a camera. Eventually, however, that TV will break. When it does, do this other experiment: just wait one week before you replace it. Go without TV for 7 days. Then, when you find out how little you actually miss it, use the money you were going to blow on a new TV to go someplace you've never been to before and take pictures. Trade watching for doing.
There is nothing on TV.
except when the football, cricket, rugby, american football is on of course.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:59:07 EST (#)
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agreed
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:58:55 EST (#)
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Anything worth saying or doing has already been said and done.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91441
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:53:13 EST (#)
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Oh, and this also pertains to the radio.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:34:55 EST (#)
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The only thing I use the TV for on even a semi-regular basis anymore is to lull me to sleep.
Actually, I take that back. "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" is good for a laugh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:27:52 EST (#)
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and that's why I watch Charlie Chaplin films
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:25:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:23:54 EST (#)
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What if im watching a film with no breaks? What the hell do I do then!
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everytime someone says the word 'The' in the film, run head first into the nearest concrete wall until your own movie develops.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:23:54 EST (#)
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What if im watching a film with no breaks? What the hell do I do then!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:22:05 EST (#)
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Skrappy, I whole heartedly agree with you, and I watch very little TV. I'm talking about sticking noses where they don't belong in general.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:19:40 EST (#)
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To find out how unimportant TV is, do this experiment: during a commercial break in your favorite show, grab your camera and run outside and look around. Take a picture of something in your yard/patio/driveway/crypt that you hadn't noticed before. It will be a good experiment if you're alone, but it is most fun with two or more people and cameras. Convene and show the pics, describibg the contents if there are other people there. Do that every commercial break for the duration of the show. In short order you'll find that the things in your immediate area are more interesting by far than the TV show you thought you had to watch.
Almost everyone can do this experiment because everyone who might benefit from it has a TV and probably has a camera. Eventually, however, that TV will break. When it does, do this other experiment: just wait one week before you replace it. Go without TV for 7 days. Then, when you find out how little you actually miss it, use the money you were going to blow on a new TV to go someplace you've never been to before and take pictures. Trade watching for doing.
There is nothing on TV.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-08 09:04:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:49:06 EST (#)
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Shlongy, are you trying out your "bubba" schtick?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:48:57 EST (#)
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Hey Noreen!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:47:08 EST (#)
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George is getting upset.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:46:07 EST (#)
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EI, perhaps for the first time, made me laugh on this site.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:44:42 EST (#)
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George likes his chicken spicy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:44:31 EST (#)
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I already do :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:43:16 EST (#)
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the one worse thing than giving a fuck about BritneyLindsayWhore-A-Rama is giving a fuck about the people that give a fuck about BritneyLindsayWhore-A-Rama.
seriously, be happy and fuck everything else.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:40:38 EST (#)
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"my prowess nature"
um what the fuck, do you feel the need to speak english?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-08 08:37:35 EST (#)
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I concur.