I took a shit in gods house (522 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.73 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lazy Susan <iamlazysusan.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-08 14:21:23 EST
one day when i was younger, i ran away for half a year, during this time i decided to break into a church, we stold a mixer, lighters, gum,ect.
we made it down stairs and found a painting, which i defaced by drawing pentagrams all over the white guys face
my friend was dope sick in the holy water and i took a shit in the confession both, when the cops found us we got drunk of of jesus juice, and had started eating all the food, they hand cuffed us, we gave fake names, one cop sayed i would be someones bitch in jail (Lazy susans a guy), i told him he looked like someones bitch in the bike shorts he had on, the case was funny, the painting was worth $3,000 and i had to do communtity service to pay it off, we made a plee agreement and the felony was droped to a misdamener, and i can forever say that i took a dump in god holy house!
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This might have been amusing if it was an anecdote in a larger post, and without all the stupid spelling mistakes.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mindless act of the rudest kind are VERY fucking funny
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just took a shit on Uber.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the act isn't amusing if it is just mindless vandalism you juvenile cunt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
remember to wipe next time, eh?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*cringe*
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:28:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the first -2 i've given all year!
congrats!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...one cop sayed i would be someones..."
Learn to talking good Englishes.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok
http://www.servantofjesuschrist.com/articles/proof_of_satan.html
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Well by Golly, that's proof enough for me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the act isn't amusing if it is just mindless vandalism you juvenile cunt.
defecating in the church is in itself a potentially amusing scenario if it's an old lady surreptitiously rolling a turd down her leg or a bad case of diarrhea out of control etc but some young white hoodlum from a middle class background with nothing better to do (who made this up in any case) playing 'gangsta' is just revolting.
Not funny.
Revolting.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man if takeing a hit in gods house aint funny i dont know what is
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If by that you meant "Man, if taking a shit in God's house ain't funny, I don't know what is!"; it isn't, really, and you really don't.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 misdamener
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok
http://www.servantofjesuschrist.com/articles/proof_of_satan.html
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone have proof, if you do let me know.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give me proof that hell exist do you have a picture?
maybe a postcard your friend sent you on his last vacation to the lake of fire?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have quite the future lined up in the "Custodial Services".
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes he does
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
satan my friend does not exist
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man if takeing a hit in gods house aint funny i dont know what is
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'll know yer fuckin' hard when you have a dose of the runs in Satans house, and you wipe your ass with his face cloth!!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No perfect score for you, shitty alter.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
solidarity
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
desist
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 sico-twin
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I probably would have +2'd this if it didn't look like I wrote it.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT NOT FUCKING FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YA!?!?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber is not God's house, it's Bart's house.