Why the rest of the world hates America (2374 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.55 on 122 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2008-01-08 14:56:10 EST
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-19 14:26:04 EDT (#)
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and i am not a swamp hag!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-11 01:01:00 EDT (#)
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i was all ready to put "didn't read it." thank god it was just a picture. i need your number again, i now have the technology to "make phone calls."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 13:07:56 EDT (#)
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gayer than method
Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:03:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:10:34 EST (#)
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I'll give you $20 for another "Uber is Cock-full of Rampant Retards" post. Don't include me, if you want your money.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:18:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:15:27 EST (#)
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I find you incredibly annoying most of the time. This is one of those times.
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This was uncalled for and hurt my feelings.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:12:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:39:43 EST (#)
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So what am I supposed to take from this? That Habibs are always right?
I've learnt nothing here today. Fuck you, Method.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:53:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:05:56 EST (#)
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corn married an a-rab.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:04:54 EST (#)
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jihadist below
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:02:12 EST (#)
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Zabra is weener in arabic.
Just an FYI to show off how multi lingual I am.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:59:27 EST (#)
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a zizi
zizi=weener
hahahahahah
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:53:41 EST (#)
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No, Flack, I'm not thinking of Azizi, I'm thinking of Habibi, which indeed means love/baby it's a term of endearment. I don't mean that it means a literal baby.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-01-09 08:52:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:22:15 EST (#)
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Habibi means "baby" in arabic, actually.
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No. You're thinking "azizi" which means "my sweet" or "my darling."
Habibi means "My one love."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:47:32 EST (#)
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this is probably because you're jewish
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:39:45 EST (#)
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My ignorance was already shot to shit further down in the reviews and the correct explanation for this was given. Something about labor unions and my penis being stuck in the muffler of a 1967 Gremlin, I dunno
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 05:51:45 EST (#)
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Truth below,,,,
Method, habib or I think its habiby means baby (as a term of endearment) I never knew it as an actual name for a male but as a nickname that arabic males give to their chicks....
Thats from Arabs in Jersey anyway. yep, we have em here.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:46:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:09:45 EST (#)
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Ok, for everyone who doesn't understand:
Large trucks many times have words above their turn signals to signify that you should pass on the left and not on the right, because they make wide right turns, and if you are on their right when they make one of those wide turns, they might hit you and perhaps kill you because of their blind spot. For example, if someone liked dogs, they would put "dogs" on the left side, and "cats" on the right side, because they don't give a shit if cats died.
In this instance, this racist piece of shit company put "Habibs" on the right side, trying to evoke a racial slur against the Arab people, most likely as a result of their anger towards the perpetrators of 9/11, but they're so fucking ignorant that they don't know that "Habib" is not a Middle Eastern slur, but one geared towards Indian People.
Dots, not feathers.
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What the fuck are you talking about? A Habib is a Lebanese male. And/or Turkish or other central northern "middle east" locality. This is characterised by the sheer number of people from that area with the name Habib, ... or Amir or Mohammed for that matter. Kind of like John or Matthew or even Daniel. Everyone knows at least 6.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:15:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:13:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:52:29 EST (#)
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Berty - that show was SHIT
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Oh it wasn't that bad. Granted the camp guy was lame and some of the jokes were cringeworthy but there were large chunks of good comedy in there.
Also Constable Habib was cute as a button.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:39:01 EST (#)
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The correct phrase, Quint, is that you had to park your dick on her ass for an hour waiting to get in.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:19:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:03:36 EST (#)
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YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE COULD TRAVEL ACROSS THE PRINCIPALITY OF LIECHTENSTEIN JUST BY ROLLING OVER.
OMFG! IM SO WITTY!
seriously, can someone explain what's with anglos and mom jokes? i don't get it.
sure, some like quint's are well built and colorful but the topic is just dumb.
like when someone implies he fucked my mom last night.
wow...congratulations, you're into near 60 years old women.
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its not meant to be funny. its meant to be stupid. thats the bit thats meant to be funny - the stupidity.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:52:04 EST (#)
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method nearly always swings and misses, he's a 1 in 5 kind of guy.
sexy though.
lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:38:10 EST (#)
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Wow, this post, and all the reviews, is pathetic.
It's a sad day for Ubersite when Method swings and misses like this.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:00:39 EST (#)
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i always thought it was shirtless greeks
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:58:54 EST (#)
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you were near my place. you should have popped in for a cup of tea.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:30:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:56:28 EST (#)
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what? Method is sadie?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:54:16 EST (#)
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omg
method=bubba
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Method ain't dat smart.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-08 20:14:33 EST (#)
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This makes me feel proud of our education system.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-08 19:06:49 EST (#)
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Well this was all slightly educational.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:52:29 EST (#)
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Berty - that show was SHIT
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-08 18:38:50 EST (#)
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What could the driver of that thing possibly have against that small police woman from The Thin Blue Line?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:30:04 EST (#)
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oh man, I haven't heard that song in years!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:18:08 EST (#)
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creed is on the radio. it's so intense.
wid armz wad opan! oonder the soonlite!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:09:21 EST (#)
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Sadie is Method's niece? So he DID sell his sister? Who's the baby daddy?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 17:03:36 EST (#)
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YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE COULD TRAVEL ACROSS THE PRINCIPALITY OF LIECHTENSTEIN JUST BY ROLLING OVER.
OMFG! IM SO WITTY!
seriously, can someone explain what's with anglos and mom jokes? i don't get it.
sure, some like quint's are well built and colorful but the topic is just dumb.
like when someone implies he fucked my mom last night.
wow...congratulations, you're into near 60 years old women.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:59:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:56:28 EST (#)
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what? Method is sadie?
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THAT'S HIS NIECE!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:56:28 EST (#)
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what? Method is sadie?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:54:16 EST (#)
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omg
method=bubba
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:51:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:49:13 EST (#)
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Actually, I just figured Lisa Lampanelli was your mom's vagina with a microphone.
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ok, THAT one made me larf
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:50:59 EST (#)
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*productivity*
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:49:13 EST (#)
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Actually, I just figured Lisa Lampanelli was your mom's vagina with a microphone.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:49:11 EST (#)
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method, SHAME on you!!!
How do you know that Quint ISN'T Lisa Lampinelli. and He/she slags on your mom because he/she is jelus of your mom's productivy. It's hard to keep up, even for Lisa!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:47:22 EST (#)
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better though, much better
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:47:14 EST (#)
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You get points deducted for sort of stealing material from Lisa Lampinelli.
I believe her original line was "I've fucked more black guys than FEMA"
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:45:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:21:03 EST (#)
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You're probably right - like I said, I'm an ignorant American who makes assumptions. The fact of the matter is that the majority of the American population is just as ignorant as I am, and only about .0001% of people know what you know, so does it really matter what it actually means? It just looks really fucked up.
Quint, try harder please, you're hardly offending me at all these days.
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Sorry about that, I'm a bit off my game lately. I guess it's because I'm so tired during the day after staying up all night banging your mom. And it's not because I last all night with her, rather that I have to wait in line for a couple hours. When I got to her place, I thought I was at the unemployment office because there was a big long line of black guys. One guy even said "Sheeit negro, I don't know why we waits so long for dis ho. Fuckin' her is like throwing a hotdog down the hallway!" Your mom has fucked more black guys than the New York City Family Court. These days, the only place the New York Knicks can score is in your mom's bed.
I hope that meets your expectations. Again, my apologies for the previous lack of effort. Please let me know if you need anything else.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:42:04 EST (#)
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and here I've been trying to get a clue for years!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:41:25 EST (#)
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oooh that gave me a clue. a raging, throbbing clue.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:41:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:24:32 EST (#)
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I was just trying to make the point that what Wildman stated is such an obscure fact that honestly, who would know that unless they're in the industry?
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You should have known it. You should know everything.
Everyone on the internet knows everything. EVERYTHING.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:40:22 EST (#)
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Rob can you hug my throbbing validation to completion please?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:38:42 EST (#)
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there you go.. Rob has hugged your throbbing validation.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:37:47 EST (#)
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> hugs <
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:37:38 EST (#)
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hmmmm - it may need a bit of something or other. Def. some TLC
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:37:23 EST (#)
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WHATEVER POOPIE PANTS YOU TOTALLY FAILED TODAY.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:37:03 EST (#)
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yes, it's throbbing
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:36:40 EST (#)
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can I feel your validation?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:34:42 EST (#)
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yes, validate my feelings please = (
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:33:35 EST (#)
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You have been taking quite a beating.
Need a hug?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:32:23 EST (#)
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IM JUST KIDDING ROB, DONT CALL ME A POOPIE PANTS, MY SELF ESTEEM IS ALREADY AT CRITICALLY LOW LEVELS FROM BEING SCOLDED ON MY OWN POST
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:30:02 EST (#)
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I feel like Rob Berg now = (
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:28:46 EST (#)
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I learnded sumpthins on da intertubies.
WEEEE!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:28:08 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:27:29 EST (#)
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haha, method is justifying himself on ubersite!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:27:26 EST (#)
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America.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:27:17 EST (#)
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Thank you for correcting me about this, by the way. I'm not even being sarcastic. It's rather educating.
I'm going to go sit in the corner and think about what I did now.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:26:41 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for the 475 telephone exchange.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:24:32 EST (#)
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I was just trying to make the point that what Wildman stated is such an obscure fact that honestly, who would know that unless they're in the industry?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:22:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:21:03 EST (#)
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You're probably right - like I said, I'm an ignorant American who makes assumptions. The fact of the matter is that the majority of the American population is just as ignorant as I am, and only about .0001% of people know what you know, so does it really matter what it actually means? It just looks really fucked up.
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YEAH! WHO CARES IF ONLY 0.0001% OF THE US KNOWS THE EARTH IS ROUND, NOT FLAT! IF WE ALL AGREE, IT'S TRUTH!
good thinking there, retardopoulos.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:21:29 EST (#)
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While I understand your ignorance/distain for many/all Americans, belive it or not, there are more than idiots in this great land. There are certainly a handful(roughly 50 million) Americans that are well educated and know better. The rest, however(consisting of children, few morons and old people who hate everybody) are the only ones that you may see on a regular basis. The educated ones are usually doing something important/sophisticated, whereas the morons are busy driving a huge truck for a living.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:21:03 EST (#)
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You're probably right - like I said, I'm an ignorant American who makes assumptions. The fact of the matter is that the majority of the American population is just as ignorant as I am, and only about .0001% of people know what you know, so does it really matter what it actually means? It just looks really fucked up.
Quint, try harder please, you're hardly offending me at all these days.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:16:03 EST (#)
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That truck almost takes as many loads as your mom.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:06:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:09:45 EST (#)
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Ok, for everyone who doesn't understand:
In this instance, this racist piece of shit company put "Habibs" on the right side, trying to evoke a racial slur against the Arab people, most likely as a result of their anger towards the perpetrators of 9/11, but they're so fucking ignorant that they don't know that "Habib" is not a Middle Eastern slur, but one geared towards Indian People.
Dots, not feathers.
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wrong again O ignorant 1...
they're specifically targeting the East Indians (Sieks) because of the inroads they've made in the trucking business (low pay, non-union and the usual immmigrant complaints)
The massive influx of Seik drivers, and owners, has effected everything from port-landed containers, the vegetables and fruits you eat and pretty much anything else that can be hauled in a truck or/and trailer
give them a call(the picture) if you think i'm wrong
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:06:20 EST (#)
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That's because you drive on the wrong side of the road, C1ndy
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:04:55 EST (#)
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I didn't get it either.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:04:40 EST (#)
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26 hits - 47 reviews.
its... its... MAGIC.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:01:54 EST (#)
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hahahaha, ok, it IS SFW, and quite funny, Caul.
(thanks scourge)
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-08 16:01:14 EST (#)
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You're right, no one likes people from Long Island.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:57:22 EST (#)
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it's safe crystle.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:55:38 EST (#)
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erm, how come I don't *quite* trust your SFW label?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:55:29 EST (#)
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ok, so it's not funny :-|
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:45:54 EST (#)
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girl porn! http://www.theinternetnowinhandybookform.com/PornForGirlsByGirls/
SFW (for once!)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:42:52 EST (#)
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Thanks you two!
all us "C's" need to stick together.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:41:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:31:56 CST (#)
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There's nothing inadequate about you, crystle
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Seconded
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:39:42 EST (#)
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Caul - the dateline ..err...line.... made me LOL
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:37:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:34:03 EST (#)
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Rudy Giuliani knows nothing about anything, except how to clean up the porn from Times Square
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i don't know...all i know is the ad is hilarious.
it sounds like the a movie trailer. i like how his head turns at the end.
"i'm rudy guiliani, prepare for battle!"
lol
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:35:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:35:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:14:10 EST (#)
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do you have a webcam?
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17/f/cali
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cool...i'll bring the six pack. you call dateline nbc.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:35:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:14:10 EST (#)
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do you have a webcam?
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17/f/cali
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:34:03 EST (#)
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Rudy Giuliani knows nothing about anything, except how to clean up the porn from Times Square
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:32:09 EST (#)
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americans are funny
http://www.youtube.com/v/y2iFhGtKO-Q
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:31:56 EST (#)
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There's nothing inadequate about you, crystle
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:31:08 EST (#)
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Hulk Hogan sucks balls on American Gladiators.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:27:51 EST (#)
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my explanation was inadequate?
*sob*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:26:52 EST (#)
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never, blasphemous witch
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:25:12 EST (#)
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Are you therefore implying that Hulk Hogan is "just" an american??
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:24:22 EST (#)
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Well, wtf do I know, I'm just a stupid American
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:23:51 EST (#)
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When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:22:15 EST (#)
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Habibi means "baby" in arabic, actually.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:19:49 EST (#)
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You're just angry that you're not a real American like me and Hulk Hogan
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:18:36 EST (#)
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oh i see.
hilarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:14:43 EST (#)
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lmao
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:14:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:13:16 EST (#)
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my mum just recently came back from the states, she bought back these chewy red lollies that were so fucking tasty, but you can't get them in new zealand. I can't remember what they were called but goddamn they were good
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this review makes u sound like 12.
do you have a webcam?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:13:18 EST (#)
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stfu, you're an habib yourself.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:13:16 EST (#)
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my mum just recently came back from the states, she bought back these chewy red lollies that were so fucking tasty, but you can't get them in new zealand. I can't remember what they were called but goddamn they were good.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:11:44 EST (#)
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well you have to spell things out for illiterate piece of shit immigrants like Apollo and Caulaincourt
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:11:13 EST (#)
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That's what I was implying, (V), only with fewer words.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:09:45 EST (#)
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Ok, for everyone who doesn't understand:
Large trucks many times have words above their turn signals to signify that you should pass on the left and not on the right, because they make wide right turns, and if you are on their right when they make one of those wide turns, they might hit you and perhaps kill you because of their blind spot. For example, if someone liked dogs, they would put "dogs" on the left side, and "cats" on the right side, because they don't give a shit if cats died.
In this instance, this racist piece of shit company put "Habibs" on the right side, trying to evoke a racial slur against the Arab people, most likely as a result of their anger towards the perpetrators of 9/11, but they're so fucking ignorant that they don't know that "Habib" is not a Middle Eastern slur, but one geared towards Indian People.
Dots, not feathers.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:09:33 EST (#)
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oh so habibs are arabs?
i guess i can laugh now.
*laughs*
(i hate getting a joke late)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:05:48 EST (#)
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'pullo
there is a HUGE blindspot on the right when a truck is making a right turn. Most rigs have signs on them cautioning drivers not to try to make a right on the inside corner of a turning truck, as they'll get crushed without being seen.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:04:15 EST (#)
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OMG! method drives a CAR!!
*MELTS*
marry me? I need a man who has a car....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:03:34 EST (#)
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Fuck off! Would you prefer it to be a Volvo?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:03:13 EST (#)
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still don't get it.
and george, the last thing on earth I want to be is a 'proper' american.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:03:06 EST (#)
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and wtf is a tuarus?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:02:52 EST (#)
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CT beat me.
that ISN'T a request.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:02:51 EST (#)
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wrong, Captain STD
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:02:24 EST (#)
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I guess we solved the "what's method drive" mystery. Tuarus....wagon.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:02:23 EST (#)
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what did you swallow .....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:01:40 EST (#)
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'Pollo - look above the tail light.
took me a minute to.
but then I larfed, and swallowed it feeling slightly guilty.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:00:57 EST (#)
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what's an HABIBS?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-08 15:00:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 13:59:07 CST (#)
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i don't get it
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Look underneath the turn signals.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:59:48 EST (#)
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That's because you're not a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
something something something something
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:59:07 EST (#)
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i don't get it
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-08 14:58:07 EST (#)
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true...but funny.