ATTN: Womyn. (1989 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:21:13 EST
I have a suggestion...
So I could no doubt have found some recent news article to the effect that "Monster Bulldyke that can only be distinguished from a Woolly Mammoth through DNA Testing throws histrionic feminist fit over nothing at all" but i couldn't even be bothered searching for the fucking thing.
Fucking feminists. If i hear the phrase "Macho Bullshit" one more time I'm gonna do MY interpretation of "The Female Eunuch" with a pen knife and tabasco sauce.
Now, the basic premises of feminism are noble enough. Equality for the sisterhood and blah blah blah. However, extending the feminist mission into demeaning the incredible works of mankind by characterising them as a unfettered orgy of repressed sexuality, penis-size insecurity and fascist social domination just GRINDS MY FUCKING GEARS.
Take war, for example. If we spent all day "Thinking of the children" then man would never have come down from the trees. No, it was only when we realised the perverse pleasure of holding your enemy's head/spine high above your head while his harem of women cowered, bloodsoaked and shivering at your feet, that we made real progress.
Now I'm not arguing AGAINST feminism per se, but i am saying when it comes to life men and women have very different goals. While you would like to grab a strong and sensitive provider to perpetuate your genetic traits, we would somewhat prefer to fly around spreading vast amounts of our seed like some sort of malfunctioning sprinkler/ fire hydrant.
As such, you can criticise the "Macho/aggressive" bullshit of our side all you like because it empowers me to criticise the "'Concerned mother' life-ruiningly safety orientated overprotective" bullshit of your side. We can agree to disagree.
Where I WON'T agree to disagree is in your reduction of human achievement into some sort of pointless cock-off where stupid males sublimated their penile insecurity into, i don't know, PUTTING A MAN ON THE FUCKING MOON.
Even if that were the underlying reason behind human progress, it doesn't matter. Because we STILL PUT A MAN ON THE FUCKING MOON.
So there.
And Lesbians! Oh, don't even get me started. They say that imitation is the highest form of flattery so how am i supposed to react when a "man-hater" dresses like a man, gets a haircut like a man, follows a male personal hygiene schedule and FUCKS OTHER WOMEN.
Way to distinguish yourself there, girls.
So what am i suggesting? Well, for starters, if you really want to undermine the macho mentality then follow these simple rules:
Firstly, all lesbians should eschew anything male, and make themselves the pinnacle of femininity. I mean really make yourself gorgeous. Plastic surgery, bulemia, botox, all good ways to achieve the "feminine ideal" of a beautiful goddess.
Then, when men find you most attractive, SPURN them by going and having wild lesbian sex with other gorgeous lesbians. But don't do it in secret. That would be a concession to an imperialistic macho mindset that states that sex would be private. No, instead you shuld rub it in their faces!
Gorgeous lesbian couples and threesomes and more should liberate park benches, bus stops, public transport, airplanes, beaches, ski lodges, jet-skis and anywhere else they can find and have wild passionate sex.
But in case men try to expunge this great liberating revolution from the history books, you should also get a friend to film the massive orgy of lesbian sex. Film it with nice close-ups of you taking it doggy with a strap on. Film it with panning shots over vast swathes of gorgeous lesbians eating each other out. Film it so that the camera shakes with each heart stopping orgasm.
Film it.
That'll teach us men...
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-04-30 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-30 14:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116408#2700792
haha.
Does this mean this post is officially quarantined until someone else reviews it?
You fucking spaz.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2008-01-13 02:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have an idea that if I had my penis and scrotum removed, I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. Except fuck. No longer a man, and not a woman, who would stand against me? No one.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-11 12:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Up until the last to paragraphs, I thought this was ok. The cliche at the end killed it for me, though.
I'm not going to bother looking for the e with an accute accent.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-10 21:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto hatin' on some bitches +2.
I'm kidding of course, but seriously...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clever, clever man.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
completly seperate
totaly relevant
shamless whoring.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114215
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't get completely on board here with you Phallic.
Men and women have different roles in nature (just like the male and female roles in the rest of the animal kingdom). As a result, women tend to be more nurturing and domestic (I'm generalizing here!) and men go make as many babies as possible and defend his family, or country or whatever. This reflects in everyday activities/decisions/maintenance
The gender battle is this: Each gender tends to think the other is wrong, rather than just different, for that behavior.
Ex: Man to woman- "Woman, why the hell are you so emotional and irrational!"
Woman (weeping) to man- "Man, you don't have to be so mean all the time..." *sobbing*
Though some of us, like my husband and I, appear to be well balanced, men and women will never truly get along %100. I'm convinced of it. It's just nature.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Reviews here suck.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-10 01:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where did bubba come into it?
*******
we're all kinda stuck with bubba until the little league baseball season starts again
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smarter than a handfull of people here and that's about it.
You give yourself way too much credit, Jimmy. You're EXTREMELY one dimensional.
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Of course I give myself credit - I'm the only one that counts, phag.
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Surprising you should say that because you actually talk about me more often than you talk about yourself, Jimmy.
One of your best, Champ.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smarter than a handfull of people here and that's about it.
You give yourself way too much credit, Jimmy. You're EXTREMELY one dimensional.
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Of course I give myself credit - I'm the only one that counts, phag.
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And Robbie says: "One, three, Fifty, Six, er..... Huh?"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smarter than a handfull of people here and that's about it.
You give yourself way too much credit, Jimmy. You're EXTREMELY one dimensional.
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Of course I give myself credit - I'm the only one that counts, phag.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious is the keyword here ;-)
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I hate people who give -2s then come back and give a post another -2, it's almost as bad as people who +2 their own posts :P
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One must needs demand consistency. . . .
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Serious is the keyword here ;-)
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I hate people who give -2s then come back and give a post another -2, it's almost as bad as people who +2 their own posts :P
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smarter than a handfull of people here and that's about it.
You give yourself way too much credit, Jimmy. You're EXTREMELY one dimensional.
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Sphaggy, tell us more about this JIMMY shit, OK???
We need ammo. . . . :) :)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are smarter than a handfull of people here and that's about it.
You give yourself way too much credit, Jimmy. You're EXTREMELY one dimensional.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, it's pretty unanimous alright.
I've been happy to ignore your (incredibly) painful reviews because I find you relatively benign - but please understand that in many ways feel sorry for you. Your awkward attempts at 'humor' almost always miss the mark.
Like most of the attention whores around here - you are trying SO hard to fit into this dysfunctional little community of other freaks and retards - but almost ALL of them regularly shun you - even the ones whose assholes receive a thorough suck-job from you (or your pretend niece) on a regular basis.
Keep trying though, even your stupidity makes this place that much more interesting - if not a little more 'unfunny'.
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Ignore or feel sorry atyour leisure. Bear in mind that Iddqd, Uncle Bubba, and even SICOSEMEN are ALL brighter than you. Stick THAT in your smoke and pipe it.
Oooooppppps!!!!! Even Shlongy is smarter than you, and that's going a ways. . .
PS: WHO IS TRYING TO BE AN ATTENTION SLUT??? LOOK IN THE MIRROR, SUCKBOY. . . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Camping on bad posts and making fun of the various retards is sure fun - but it sure kills productivity.
Assholes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:38:20 EST (#)
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this is the last comment im leaving on this, as you dont really interest me enough, but, rob id just like to point out that you talk a lot more about me than i talk about you...
what do you think that says?
(just to bring you up to speed with me for the briefest of giddy moments, that question is rhetorical)
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Why would anyone bother to write that kind of shit out?
OH, you don't interest me... but I wanted to let you know... BUT I'M NOT COMING BACK - AHAHA - THIS WHOLE THING IS RHETORICAL AND YOU ARE A HOMO IF YOU ANSWER.
You may not find me funny, you may think I blab too much - but at least I am honest about the time I waste around here. What a joke you are.
ps- It say's that your mother is a whore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, it's pretty unanimous alright.
I've been happy to ignore your (incredibly) painful reviews because I find you relatively benign - but please understand that in many ways feel sorry for you. Your awkward attempts at 'humor' almost always miss the mark.
Like most of the attention whores around here - you are trying SO hard to fit into this dysfunctional little community of other freaks and retards - but almost ALL of them regularly shun you - even the ones whose assholes receive a thorough suck-job from you (or your pretend niece) on a regular basis.
Keep trying though, even your stupidity makes this place that much more interesting - if not a little more 'unfunny'.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:38:20 EST (#)
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this is the last comment im leaving on this, as you dont really interest me enough, but, rob id just like to point out that you talk a lot more about me than i talk about you...
what do you think that says?
(just to bring you up to speed with me for the briefest of giddy moments, that question is rhetorical)
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Rhetoric: The stuff Uber is made of. . .
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:38:20 EST (#)
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this is the last comment im leaving on this, as you dont really interest me enough, but, rob id just like to point out that you talk a lot more about me than i talk about you...
what do you think that says?
(just to bring you up to speed with me for the briefest of giddy moments, that question is rhetorical)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Bubba,
I know I'm not the smartest.
I'm smarter than most, though... certainly smarter than you and that miserable little cheat code.
You, however, are unanimously regarded as the least funny/entertaining person on this whole site.
You win, fester.
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So, Robbie, FUNNY is the defining factor in life on Uber?? The unanimity of which you speak is false, as shown in certain reviews about Uncle Bubba by Orgasmatron, et al.
You are smarter than Bubba? For shame, you pretentious fuckhead. You aren't smarter than the North end of a Southbound mule. Although, you have the same smell. . .
PS: Stop parroting Method. It demeans you, dumbass.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Bubba,
I know I'm not the smartest.
I'm smarter than most, though... certainly smarter than you and that miserable little cheat code.
You, however, are unanimously regarded as the least funny/entertaining person on this whole site.
You win, fester.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where did bubba come into it?
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saide73 = bubba.
But he is trying to convince people that it is his niece.
(He isn't doing a very good job.)
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Robbie/Dobby, you stinking little house-elf. Did someone give you a piece of clothing and set you free? What was it, Method's used jock strap? Did you sniff it?
You represent yourself as the most intelligent pissant on the site, but you aren't. Iddqd would rip you a new one in person, as would my Uncle Bubba. He/I don't need to convince you or anyone else of anything. Why can't we all just raise a little hell without all of your pontification and poorly constructed attempts at brilliance? Huh?
Can your vociferous and verbose rantings change the world? No. So give it up, Mr. Canada. You lose again, as always.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish. She is a hell of a lot smarter than I am.
Not that that is a profound achievement.
"Mom" jokes are fun. Tell me more, Jimmy.
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It really isn't all that profound, no.
I mean - she IS to blame for your miserable existence so she can't be all that smrt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where did bubba come into it?
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saide73 = bubba.
But he is trying to convince people that it is his niece.
(He isn't doing a very good job.)
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
where did bubba come into it?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish. She is a hell of a lot smarter than I am.
Not that that is a profound achievement.
"Mom" jokes are fun. Tell me more, Jimmy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything is real life. The dipshit who clickity clacks their responses into this big empty comment box is real.
The person reading along right now is real.
Pretending to be your niece? That...?
Well, that's just creepy.
Oh, and Sphagnum's MOM writes his jokes.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Berg postulates that internet persona = real life.
Taint so. . .
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very witty retort, Jimmy.
Have you got Caulaincourt writing your material for you these days, have you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Luckily we have a giant phag coming in to bat clean-up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it funny how a post about lesbians and bulldyke feminists can so quickly turn into and all-you-can-eat sausage fest as soon as Rob Berg, Bubba and IDDQD turn up?
The mind boggles.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phallic for prez.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-09 13:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm offended and appalled.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wholly support this notion.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/114197#2621925
i see rob berg still assumes people read his long ass boring replies
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-09 06:26:46 EST (#)
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you'd fire him, AND you wouldn't hire him? good job, man
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 05:25:48 EST (#)
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"I DO know I wouldn't hire you." i guess that rules out you using the word 'conjecture' again.
we can only hope.
i see youve now branched out into validating yourself on the internet, instead of just begging EVERYONE else on it to do it for you. good for you. youre very important.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Perhaps the key to living an enjoyable life is being absolutely secure in the knowledge that you are important.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:38:14 EST (#)
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you dont know me, douchebag. you dont have the slightest clue as to whether youd hire me or not.
given your fixation with me, id probably lean towards you offering me oral sex as well as a fuckin pay rise.
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You can flatter yourself all you want, sunshine. I DO know I wouldn't hire you. I am most certainly in the position to do such things.
I wouldn't work with you, certainly. I don't imagine there are many around here that would.
You really don't get it do you... I'll try other words AND a little less reading ya this time:
I think you are a turd. My 'fixation' with you is limited to the sporadic communication we have on this obscure website. You are a small miserable blip in my rather large and mostly enjoyable universe and I would totally hump your aunt.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:53:12 EST (#)
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Also Rob_berg is one of the few people who recognises that Kaelic is the most sinister, inhuman, monster that has ever had an Ubersite account.
Kudos to him though, he's made more money out of this site than Bart Bart ever did.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:50:29 EST (#)
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Lay off Id, Rob. He's just a lot like ETS only more apathetic.
A good sort really, in spite of his racial handicap.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fitting that I'm getting all bitchy on this particular post.
Caul is gunna to wet his little ginch.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:38:14 EST (#)
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you dont know me, douchebag. you dont have the slightest clue as to whether youd hire me or not.
given your fixation with me, id probably lean towards you offering me oral sex as well as a fuckin pay rise.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:35:44 EST (#)
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This is all kind of mysoginistic and weird. Kind of like if you'd done a post about some enormous wolf hound you bought and how you like to suck it off.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course I am erally quite full of shit. I've never fired anyone in my life.
Christ, I'd swallow my own head... unless it was someone like like you, iddqd.I would totally fire you.
I also wouldn't hire you - that's for damn sure.
heh - this playground has a vast array of annoying personalities - and the one played by your little puppeteer there is consistently one of my least favorite... yet rather notorious.
I'll let you in on a little secret - I come here to have fun. And I do. LOTS of it. It keeps my obsessive little mind distracted. I sure like it - even if it is a rather time consuming addiction I think it will eventually prove to be an important one.
I actually rather appreciate your constant reminders that one of my main obsessions in life is trying to come up with various ways to make this world a better place.
Sadly, there is usually something far more compelling to do beyond fulfilling my expansive (and overly-optimistic) altruistic visions I blather on about around here. I know you might expect me to maintain the facade that I am actually DOING something to make this world a better place... but I do what I can - but like almost all of you following along: I got bills to pay. A whole 'real-life' to live. Money to make. Things to draw. Diapers to buy. Minds to corrupt. Love to distribute.
I realize that I could be doing do a whole lot better things than fucking around on the internet at 1:33 in the morning. I'm up anyway - and the giant cerebral-fuck spectacular that is Uber is far better than anything on writer-less TV right now. Writing this has been cathartically delicious.
I really do find this website quite enchanting... It's like reading and writing a massive reality book.
And lets face it - a large collection of us rather enjoy the time we spend around here. It's liberating. I take it all in. Chapter after glorious chapter. Fun little community of random inetertubiacal souls.
Anyway, you act like a giant twat around here BUT I do thank you for your passive participation in my enjoyment.
I was going to make this little exchange into it's own post... but I'm not feeling especially whorish right now - even if I do consider this particular string of words I've slung together highly enjoyable each time I read it back.
Oh, and Your mom thinks I'm cool.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:28:28 EST (#)
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Rob, you're doing that wrong mate. You can burn him for so many things, but he's funny. I'd buy the cunt a pint.
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Nah - I don't find him funny at all. Heck, you are much funnier than he is... and you ain't that funny.
I would, however, buy you both a pint.
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Thanks, Caesar.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:41:32 EST (#)
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It was just the Few Good Men thing...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:28:28 EST (#)
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Rob, you're doing that wrong mate. You can burn him for so many things, but he's funny. I'd buy the cunt a pint.
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Nah - I don't find him funny at all. Heck, you are much funnier than he is... and you ain't that funny.
I would, however, buy you both a pint.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:37:14 EST (#)
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didnt say i cant handle pints, just said i preferred schooners, as cold, cold, icy cold, tasty, lovely beer is more enjoyable in that size glass.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:34:08 EST (#)
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You can't handle a pint? I don't want someone who drinks the beer I provide and then questions the vessel in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:31:20 EST (#)
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not a fan of pints. by the time you get to the bottom, its warm, which is fine if youre a pom, which i dont happen to be.
schooners are about right. you can buy me one of those. and im such a fuckin top bloke that id even let you get me another.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:28:28 EST (#)
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Rob, you're doing that wrong mate. You can burn him for so many things, but he's funny. I'd buy the cunt a pint.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:27:21 EST (#)
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lame.
im done with this. theres no creativity, nothing. my tennis analogy was so fucking true.
laters.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cheaty, you ignorant slut.
You ain't funny. Sometimes your puffed up smuggity dreck provides a smile - but mostly yer just boring.
Of course, you are also quite delusional so none of this will even register - but it sure is entertaining the fuck out of me.
SO, to sum up: SUCK MY TAINT.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:16:44 EST (#)
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so, theyre exactly like your 'burns' as neither of us knows anything about the other, thus rendering almost our entire exchange to conjecture, thus making your incessant use of that term entirely fucking redundant?
well, except i can actually be funny sometimes, whereas you sound/read like a family circle comic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
1. the formation or expression of an opinion or theory without sufficient evidence for proof.
2. an opinion or theory so formed or expressed; guess; speculation.
OR
All of your "burns".
In other news - do you still wet the bed?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:59:10 EST (#)
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dude, you find 'conjecture' to be the perfect word to describe your fucking breakfast.
www.dictionary.com
go find another couple of words to replace 'conjecture' 'wilful' and 'ignorance'.
while youre at it, go to www.russianbrides.net and go reminisce with the missus about how you first met. itll be romantic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:54:14 EST (#)
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Conjecture is just such a perfect word to use when talking with you cheaty.
So are 'greasy', 'ugly' and 'feltch'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:51:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:39:25 EST (#)
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You're both pretty shit at this.
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You are such a weird voyeuristic nerd.
Go write something.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:51:19 EST (#)
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There you go, you just needed some prodding. From me. Cos I'm mad awesome.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:46:19 EST (#)
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no, i read just fine. i was implying that your resistance thus far to the online game genre will crumble when the awesome game ive helped to create is released, which in turn implies that you wont be able to resist my awesome work, because im so fuckin awesome.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:43:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:39:20 EST (#)
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well, i look forward to you giving me all your time and money when my company releases ours.
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You don't read gud do ya?
I DON'T play them.
EEEEDIOT.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:43:08 EST (#)
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well, you finally managed to work "conjecture" in. i guess you can tick that of your 'to do' list for the day. congratulations.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:42:11 EST (#)
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its like tennis, stagger. you need someone to hit the ball at you hard, if you want to hit it hard yourself.
rob is just too limp-wristed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:42:09 EST (#)
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Oh cheaty - I don't need to have a pissing contest with you - I know I am better than you in almost every conceivable way.
Now go rub one off to your vast collection iguana porn, dweeb.
YAY! CONJECTURE! SEE? I can do it too - I just find it more entertaining to make fun of how stupid you are.
oh, and I have changed my mind about saving the world. Talking with retards like you have finally convinced me it's pointless.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:39:25 EST (#)
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You're both pretty shit at this.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:39:20 EST (#)
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well, i look forward to you giving me all your time and money when my company releases ours.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:36:26 EST (#)
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Truth be told, I would play WoW... but I am far too sucked in by that kind of game.
Those new commercials the put out are fantastic.
I love the Shatner one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Fs7IpNVCo
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:33:53 EST (#)
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wow. youre trying to have an internet pissing contest. truly you have sunk to the utmost depths. why would i get tired? id have to care enough.
go make a friend or something and perk up. or try to save the world from your sweaty armchair.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:31:52 EST (#)
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That isn't misogynistic ya boob. Your mom is a monster.
Seriously though - don't you get tired of the same boring delusions about me? My wife is hot, I'm in far better shape than you AND I hire and fire miserable little writer nerds like you all the time.
OOPS.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:20:09 EST (#)
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a mum joke? well done, theres some misogynistic humour. see - i told you it was funny.
how is WoW going? are you on the inner circle of your guild yet? i trust your ingame wedding went well - that was where you two met, right? i bet new years was a blast.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:14:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:41:09 EST (#)
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no, people who do not find it funny, are just not intelligent enough to move past the boring 'hatred for women' bit. as comedy, its not about hatred for women, but rather about the misunderstanding of women in particular - a common thread of comedy. when done well, it is very funny.
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No, it really isn't.
And it is more than obvious you have no understanding of women.
Say hi to your fat mom for me.
ps, how did you two manage to get past one another's rolls of fat when you - shudder - had sex that one time?
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:14:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think it funny an better then my shit
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:44:42 EST (#)
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It's a solid plan and I endorse it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:41:09 EST (#)
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no, people who do not find it funny, are just not intelligent enough to move past the boring 'hatred for women' bit. as comedy, its not about hatred for women, but rather about the misunderstanding of women in particular - a common thread of comedy. when done well, it is very funny.
say hi to your fat wife for me.
ps, how did you two manage to get past one another's rolls of fat when you - shudder - had sex that one time?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ps: This would not be funny most people at any time.
The cross-section of freaks and retards that frequent this site don't even like it that much.
It's crass and reeks of sadness.
YOU SMELL LIKE FUDGE.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:27:04 EST (#)
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WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE THE WAFFLES CHEATY?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:23:06 EST (#)
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im all for misogyny, when done well its very funny - you might not understand that rob, but then again, you seek emotional validation from strangers.
this would have been 'edgy' and more importantly, funny, maybe 20 years ago. maybe even more than that.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:13:57 EST (#)
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It took me 10 minutes of writing, deleting, and then giving the fuck up before posting that last rating of Worth Reading.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:13:22 EST (#)
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Worth reading
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:10:35 EST (#)
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Likewise.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:10:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fairly terrible.
Heck, tt even got panned by uber's reigning faux-misogynistic idiot.
You can do much better oh ye flicker of nuts.
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C'mon, Robbie, leave IDDQD alone. He don't mean no harm. . . ..
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:08:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:49:11 EST (#)
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Yes, I'm the Georgia Dawg. There might be a few others on here but I don't know if they are as flamboyant as I.
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*has nothing to say about the post*
*is a GA Tech fan*
You're still cool though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was fairly terrible.
Heck, tt even got panned by uber's reigning faux-misogynistic idiot.
You can do much better oh ye flicker of nuts.
Submitted by dismas712 (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:22 EST (#)
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yes! death to the bull dyke! Peni rule!! no homo of course
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:49:11 EST (#)
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Yes, I'm the Georgia Dawg. There might be a few others on here but I don't know if they are as flamboyant as I.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:47:50 EST (#)
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Well I'm flattered that you think my reviews are stellar.
My posts suck because I don't have desire or ability to post anything good. I'm just not that great of a writer and my attention span has been whittled away to almost nothing by years of over-indulgence in various cheap stimuli. I come to Uber for the gossip.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:46:29 EST (#)
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Serious is the keyword here ;-)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:46:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:37:41 EST (#)
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If this is seriously the most idiotic thing you've ever seen on Uber then you've obviously never read one of my posts.
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O S I did, an deysuckedified.
:)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:44:16 EST (#)
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Yeah, what's up with that jeanneee?
Your reviews can be stellar but your posts usually suck, if memory serves.
You're the Georgia Dawg, right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:37:41 EST (#)
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If this is seriously the most idiotic thing you've ever seen on Uber then you've obviously never read one of my posts.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:36:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:27:01 EST (#)
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Serious idiocy like I've never seen on Uber.
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this guy is a fuckin idiot.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:28:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:27:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:27:01 EST (#)
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Serious idiocy like I've never seen on Uber.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:25:39 EST (#)
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a bit weak.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:23:49 EST (#)
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You're a genius. If I had any kids, I'd want you to raise them.