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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:42:38 EST

Hi Uber,

For those of you following my career you will already know how successful '07 was for me.

After a chance run in with 50 cent in Manhattan (we got stuck in an elevator together and had a freestyle battle) I was of course signed to the G Unit label.

I am about to release my first single for 2008 but wanted to give you guys a sneak preview through my myspace page, so check the link bitches 2008 is the year of the L.O.C.K and without your continued support I may not have made it.

http://www.myspace.com/lockslyuber

At this point I would like to thank my moms, God, the little people out there and all the thugs from Paramus.


seriously though i have the flu at the moment and it was hard to do the singing part so ya better recognize

http://www.myspace.com/lockslyuber


HOLLA ATCHA BOI


http://www.myspace.com/lockslyuber

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than some shit that makes the charts I 'spose.

Nice name drop BTW.


Seriously, email me joe_green_swindon.at.yahoo.co.uk

I'm not a cunt, if that helps. And I'm intrigued after the comment you left me.
______

Sorry, just saw this.

It was something from http://www.chaser.com.au it was the story about the sandwich on your pants or whatever. I read it here and then it got fwd'd to me and it was originally from their forum (well from you originally but (maybe) but the email was cut and pasted from their website, when I jumped back on uber the other day I remembered but when I go to the forums it doesn't come up in search but then again, I only search for 'sandwich' because thats all I remember
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than some shit that makes the charts I 'spose.

Nice name drop BTW.


Seriously, email me joe_green_swindon.at.yahoo.co.uk

I'm not a cunt, if that helps. And I'm intrigued after the comment you left me.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-10 05:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 22:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Psssssstttt.

(No one is buying any of your "currency trading" stories, WIGGIE.)

DO ANOTHER RAP FOR US, ASHLEE!
___________


hmm. okay champ, not sure why I'd need the validation of anonymous internets people but keep at it chump, one of your insults might hurt someone soon. I mean it won't be me since I'm, like, an adult and shit but you never know.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-10 04:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Needs more chins
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 22:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Psssssstttt.

(No one is buying any of your "currency trading" stories, WIGGIE.)

DO ANOTHER RAP FOR US, ASHLEE!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 22:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me know when you make your first $20k (1982 dollars) in the music biz, and at that point, I'd be happy to share some tips with you.

Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try, I will NOT be able to help you fuck dozens of hot, slutty groupie chicks, like I did, nor will I be able to correct your utter retardedness.

BUT I CAN HELP YOU PICK OUT A PAIR OF THOSE BIG, BAGGY JEANS, YOU KNOW... SO YOU CAN WEAR THE WAIST DOWN BY YOUR 2" COCK. YOU CAN LOOK JUST LIKE VANILLA ICE!!! ICE, ICE BABEEEEEEEEE

OK, WIGGIE???


OK.
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<dries eyes>

fuck it.

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I am so sure you totally did that!



fuck me 20k in 1982 money....

That probably felt like the first time I made 250k in overnight currency trading, except I was 19 and I was asleep while it happened.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me know when you make your first $20k (1982 dollars) in the music biz, and at that point, I'd be happy to share some tips with you.

Unfortunately, no matter how hard I try, I will NOT be able to help you fuck dozens of hot, slutty groupie chicks, like I did, nor will I be able to correct your utter retardedness.

BUT I CAN HELP YOU PICK OUT A PAIR OF THOSE BIG, BAGGY JEANS, YOU KNOW... SO YOU CAN WEAR THE WAIST DOWN BY YOUR 2" COCK. YOU CAN LOOK JUST LIKE VANILLA ICE!!! ICE, ICE BABEEEEEEEEE

OK, WIGGIE???


OK.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

moose turd pie
but it's original moose turd pie
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh please, do tell. Was it from fisting your dad, or jerking off both your dog and cat simultaneously, or I got it, it was from a cock eating contest where you just couldn't contain yourself and while reaching for your 71st cock broke your arm in a freak cock-eating-contest-grabbing-the-wrong-way accident?
________


well, a little from column A, a little from column B
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I recognize those fingers!!

Think cob77
===
rofl
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not a fan (yet). Maybe later.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh please, do tell. Was it from fisting your dad, or jerking off both your dog and cat simultaneously, or I got it, it was from a cock eating contest where you just couldn't contain yourself and while reaching for your 71st cock broke your arm in a freak cock-eating-contest-grabbing-the-wrong-way accident?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hopefully I have a namedrop in there, but no speakers at work, so I'll listen when I get home. I want my post, faggoteer.
___________

Fuck you fagometer, of course I name dropped your faggoty gay ass, but no ms paint posts for a while as I have a broken arm, YES I sustained this injury by doing something homosexual.






fag.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hopefully I have a namedrop in there, but no speakers at work, so I'll listen when I get home. I want my post, faggoteer.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-09 05:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

locksly wins all day. protein powder is good but bikes is better.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THis is probably really awesome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, it's the nineties... It's Hammer time!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whats this own rating don't count shit?


anyway I am off to bed I hop when I wake up I'm a famous rapper and have lots of myspace friends - because they are the friends that really count.







Also SHLONGY:


please help me break into the muzac industrie, I have been emulating your success,

I bought the tighest pair of cut off jeans I could and i play the tambourine (just liek you champ remember those glory days?) but nothing seems to work. I am as talentless as you also but no one seems to notice please help! You seem to be so up to date and hip!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I recognize those fingers!!

Think cob77
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Locksly has 16 friends.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice watch
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Own reviews don't count, Uncle Fester.

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You are always good for a laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OK, Wiggie!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

stalker below

and above
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Own reviews don't count, Uncle Fester.
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My THING is starting to FESTER, JEANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

(STFU, twat....)))
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd say that even if I crapped in a paper bag and mailed to you

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Hey there, buttboy, Your reviews DON'T COUNT!!!!! Are you DARKO???? +++++++++++++++++++++
Whachoo mean, it was YOUR POST???? SO??????????
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Own reviews don't count, Uncle Fester.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


True.

Still, I thought this was fantastic + it had me in it so that = awesome of the fucking variety.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd say that even if I crapped in a paper bag and mailed to you

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Hey there, buttboy, Your reviews DON'T COUNT!!!!! Are you DARKO????
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Poop.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you'd say that even if I crapped in a paper bag and mailed to you
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


FUCKING AWESOME


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