Camwhore. Hot or not? Be honest! (2374 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.82 on 108 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paloma (View user info) at 2008-01-08 21:57:55 EST
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-17 17:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look lovely.
Submitted by waynebebay (user info) at 2008-01-14 02:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
how the hell did you get this pic of my mom?
Submitted by RiCe_KrIsPy_WhOrE (user info) at 2008-01-14 01:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The resolution is pretty low, I though we were supposed to judge a sexy broad not a picture of sick.little.weasle.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-01-13 23:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your wearing a fat suit right?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, indeed
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-01-10 17:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that Carol Richards?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh my
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Re: Uberboard - "UBNews-All the news that fits:CT makes alter with wife's pic:http://www.ubersite.com/m/114201 YOWZA!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies*
Oh, man...I haven't had that good of a laugh in weeks.
BTW, Paloma = Strwbryfanatic = Habeeb.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2008-01-09 23:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a Russian beet-farmer's wife. And you know it. So STFU. You give dildos ED.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For the love of christ, can we at least try to make good alters anymore?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How can i say this so that you die...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not my type.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
um....not
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I woke up with such a hangover.
I felt like someone rammed my head into the wall repeatedly (for TWO WHOLE MINUTES) and then spit up on my back.
Can you pick up some kebabs on the way home for dinner, honey?
And some Tide.
And maybe that guy from your company Christmas party who you said has a big dick.
I'm randy as hell, for some reason.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-09 12:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
paloma means dove. yayyy
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW, 'Beeb two below.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just let it die, Rachael.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you've been unbanned?
Not for long. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
how could you?
you ARE the horse i rode in on!
GO BEARS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry bro...sometimes a mom joke is the only thing that can be said
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:12:32 EST (#)
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I was feeling one in the same with yer mum last night
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Hey! Copyright infringement!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. someone posts a fake camwhore with an alter.
how novel.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Paloma" ; isn't that some kinda horse?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't she GREAT?!?!?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was feeling one in the same with yer mum last night
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YES, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, MUDDY AND I ARE ONE AND THE SAME
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
says the owner below.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no but these two are
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:01:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:58:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry to disappoint, Hadley, but not my alter.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Method
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice try, Thorns.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you've been unbanned?
Not for long. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-09 09:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like hot as in 'the rotted smell wafts from my hot sweaty box and intoxicates the likes of fish diving mongrel women and double toothed sick boys alike' kind of hot?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 07:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dumb post, dumb alter.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Filename.
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-09 04:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Big girls need lovin' too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HALO THAR POLAR BEAR
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-09 03:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
Sleep all night and I work all day...
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR ALTER
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dad?
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 01:36:30 EST (#)
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wait...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:55:10 EST (#)
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paper bag? no no no. You need a garbage bag. A big, black one.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
does anyone have a paper bag?
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-09 00:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thnx wildm,an.
i wil;l eayt it lonmhg tiome
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i'll give you a: hot lunch
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like something I'd stick a sharp tree branch into in the hopes of a "pooooooof" like sound.
If you weren't an alter, that is.
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
up yours shaven pussy...(only thing i can come up with right now)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU noob
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not sure how I feel about that pic but I think it is a good looking pussy...maybe. depends on how much fat is behind it.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is funny
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I am. http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think its funny that you think when your husband leans his head back and closes his eyes you think he likes it. Really he is imagining someone else that he wishes he was fucking instead of your fat cottage cheese ass.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i say i hjope yoir dog getsw dead
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IHJOPERUR DOHG GERTS FUCKED BYU A FIOCKINHG PIOECE OF SHJIOT
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:11:22 EST (#)
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GETOFF MY OPSDTY THEM FUCKER ASSHOILLY
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish i was as drunk as this person is pretending to be right now. im going to go walk my dog, please be off the front page when i come back.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fiuck u hadtober whers ur pict6ur senmd as lionk and i will ratyer yiu honest
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i knmow suzy hes a chickemshoit pusdsy just like my husbnand lol
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:05:02 EST (#)
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i knmow suzy hers a chickemn shoit pusddsy just like my husbnand lol
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously?
Fuck off.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he wont post it
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u know the chitownm steamer boy?
i taker it evry ho;ler
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 23:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
u got me there
i saw your camhore
i would msaker you forget your mama and smothr u with goodnesws u little hiotti u
i lovber youi8 tilol sunrise and bnack
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Were I to fart in your mouth you'd rate it a 17.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd give my buttcrack a 9.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so do it u baby and post a link then
i doubt your butt cracvk would get better thjan a 5.,2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if i posted a picture of my hairy buttcrack on hotornot, I'd get a 7.6. I think that speaks highly enough for my family's attractiveness.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
assholy your mom sucks my moms dick evry nitght and lovbes it so lik i said eat shit or post her picfture qand let me be ther judge
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my mom is totally hotter than you. i look like my mom and im fucking gorgeous.
your husband would have to be a walrus to enjoy making fuck with you. what sort of climate do you live in?
in fact, i know hes not a walrus, because now that i think of it, a walrus has a *special* situation, down there. youd enjoy it more than him. i dont doubt one of your parents has an oosik, however.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thnx apollo i appreciatre any advidce
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
method's done this alter before.
don't make him anfry.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a husband that rides me and i hive him plenty of good sex so who is better off?
i think he is.
he likes to lean his hed back and close his eyes and he loves it so much so fuck off
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol i meant milK
that's fiunny
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm real as you. this is a picture, okay?
maybe you have a mother who bore you and made milf to grow you and maybe she doesn't look that much better than me so eat shit and die mean fuxcker
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope you werent addressing me you fucking hog. keep your eyes down. shuffle your feet as you leave my presence and take care to never address me again.
i wish you were real.
i cant even pretend properly that you are.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see? that was funny assholy.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:33:17 EST (#)
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i'm not ashamed of how i look so there.
i'm just a regular person struglling with her weight who wants to have fun just like everybody else.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but just to play along,
on a scale from one to hot, you're a -2.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
at least i have legs
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH BOY! ANOTHER DUMB AS SHIT ALTER!
YOU SURE FOOLED ME.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking stupid.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like somebody shat on your face and tried to bury it with a pitchfork.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
quiet darko you googlin' fool.
:)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well done CT
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh how I love unattractive lesbian internet hookups with small boobs...now I can get excited. Is there anything more disappointing than A-cup boobs. Especially if a push up bra is involved.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy the more cushion the better the pushin which mean i could push u back to the 80's no prob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This site is just so durn silly sometimes.
Submitted by Paloma (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:21:22 EST (#)
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sadie i am 48A.
r u intersted?
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Usually only pretty people who already know the answer to this question would put up a post like this. I am afraid that was what I was expecting when I gazed upon the XXL sweatshirt. It's not that you just aren't hot, but you didn't even try to be sexy. So that is -1 for lack of talent and -1 for lack of effort.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there a rating worse than "not" by any chance?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess DD cups. Am I right??????????
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAAAARGH! THE YETTIE IS REAL!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
John Candy.
Submitted by JesusIsAHibee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ive got a semi
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hi Zangief
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're looking for another site. try googling your title.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahhahahahahaha
alter.
not.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-08 22:00:29 EST (#)
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Honey... honesty is our middle name.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-08 21:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i've hit it.