Now what was that, hmmmmm (619 hits)
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Submitted by Oscar Z Acosta (View user info) at 2008-01-09 10:32:52 EST
I got up at 3:30 and realized I had a dream, but could not remember it. Then I felt thirsty and went to the kitchen to have a cup of milk. While I was holding the cup, it appeared I was expecting a chemical reaction, thinking what kind of dream I had. I drank all the cow's body fluid and then slammed the refrigerator door. Suddenly, I remembered the dream.
In the dream, I was running in a meadow laughing. There was a cliff at the end of the meadow. In the dream, I knew the cliff was there but kept running as if I believed I could run into the sky. I woke up just before I stepped out of the meadow.
I went to the bed again after I made sure my legs were standing on the earth. Then I had the dream again.
In the meadow, I was talking with a bunch of salmon. We were friends, and as is often the case with a dream I did not know them, yet but we were talking naturally. And the salmon stood straight up nicely on their tail fins. We were talking about how Diet Coke was malignant for human beings. One salmon insisted that Diet Coke destroys our synapses. And he was worrying about the future of the human. I interrupted that conversation and told him he was not human beings, not even a mammal. As a friend, I had to make sure of this concept. They stopped talking and the silence surrounded us. Another salmon broke the bad mood. He said he would heed the other one's warning but also insisted that Diet Coke made us feel less guilty due to the sugarless sweetener. Anyway, I was ignored.
I lost my zeal for the Diet Coke issue and started looking around. That meadow was really nice, extremely calm. That reminded me of heaven and also hell. I felt I did not have to do anything and also that I was not allowed to do anything. The salmon were still talking about the Coke issue. Glancing back, I could see the forest in the distance opposite the cliff. I wondered what would appear beyond the forest.
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So, we have to get going now," one salmon said abruptly. I asked him if they concluded the Diet Coke debate, and he said it was okay with them as long as the soft drink was cheap. I told him that we could not replace a cerebrum with money. They froze for a minute and looked around restlessly then ignored me again. They told me they had to catch the stream and find a place to lay eggs. They left smiles and flew on wings toward the forest. I supposed they would die after they finished laying eggs. It was their destiny, but I did not tell them. If I did, they probably would freeze and make believe they did not care.
I stayed sitting there for a long time. All of a sudden, I stood up and started running to the cliff, then jumped off the cliff. I could see the whole sky. I was smiling.
I got up again around 6:40 a.m. I ate breakfast with my sister but did not tell her about that dream. I put on my uniform quickly and left home. On my way to school, I saw an empty Diet Coke can that had been thrown away on the roadside. I jumped off the curb then stopped walking and gazed back toward the salmon.
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Submitted by hzrd89 (user info) at 2008-01-10 20:48:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-01-10 05:55:58 EST (#)
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I probably wouldn't have rated this if I hadn't read Thorns comment. I inhaled some of the water I was drinking but couldn't cough very well because I was laughing. Instead I made some weird semi-grunting noise.
I'm really happy no one else is in my house right now.
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I dont get it. Whenever i read comments like this i usually read back and see if I would laugh aswell. Most often i don't and the above comment just makes me think about how desensitised I am.
On another note i did find it funny enough to laugh through my nose. More like a deep outward breath, through my nose.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 05:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WONDEROUS!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:15:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:51:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:56:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:38:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:38:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I probably wouldn't have rated this if I hadn't read Thorns comment. I inhaled some of the water I was drinking but couldn't cough very well because I was laughing. Instead I made some weird semi-grunting noise.
I'm really happy no one else is in my house right now.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-09 13:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was decent, but I'm docking one point for this:
"I did not know them, yet but we were talking naturally."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-09 13:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-09 12:40:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-09 12:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
curious
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 11:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife says I woke her up three times last night, sleep talking.
Apparently one of those times I turned towards her and uttered "WOW, that's an enormous penis!"
I'm glad I don't remember that dream. :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brown Power.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-09 10:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get off the hemp, dude.