Ten Tiny True Stories (And a new and improved Camwhore taken... a couple of days ago) (962 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.12 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2008-01-09 14:56:07 EST
1. I've never broken a bone. I've been concussed about 14 times, been in numerous fights, played rugby for 7 years, American Football for 2 and skateboarded for about 6 (and I'm really shit, so I fall off all the time.) Still no broken bones.
2. I have one regret, and that is did not know my Grandfather while he was still sane... and alive. However, age is not something I can affect, so technically I can't regret it. I suppose if anything, it saddens me.
3. The only two drugs I haven't tried are Crack and Heroin.
4. I've been engaged before I was 21, proposed on top of the London Eye, and been especially lame. I am no longer engaged. I am 21.
5. I struggle to feel empathy for people, because I always feel that there is someone out there in more need than them. However I am hypocritical because I resent people who are unable to empathise with me and my problems. I am also a liar, because I will always try and help people I don't feel sorry for, whilst telling them I feel sorry for them.
6. I used to go to an all boys school in Bedford, and whilst a pupil there, I sold pornography to the kids in my year. They were too chicken shit to buy it themselves, and therefore I could charge as much as £40 for a £5 VHS. My mum gave me the idea when she found my porn and said 'look, I know you're going to get this stuff, but please don't sell it or take it into to school.' She found a French porno, which happened to have a picture of a woman fucking a horse... I was 11.
7. I have a constant fear of being average. Nothing scares me more than being mediocre.
8. I actually fancy myself as a writer. I never expect to get published, but I have always seen myself as being able to write. The problem is when I try and force it, it comes out awful.
9. At school (see 6) I was one of the only people in the history of the school to get kicked out of chapel, because I wore a t-shirt (by accident, I wasn't nearly cool enough to make any form of socio-religious-political statement on purpose) that said 'Jesus died for his own sins, not mine.' It had a picture of the Jewish symbol for hope, I think, which is the Swastika reversed. I gave that to a friend, I always wished I hadn't.
10. I wish I could believe in God and the afterlife, because then this life wouldn't seem so daunting. As it stands, I believe we die. More than likely that is it. If anything I'd like to live on in some form of memory.
User Reviews
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:55:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gayest camwhore ever made me smile...I guess.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-10 06:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not as a raw plant no. Isn't that the stuff they use for heroin addicts?
And yeah I got wet once, strange feeling that.... kind of like floating.... very exostential (or however you spell that word).
I am sure you can find some very strage drugs I've never tried. I don't think there are any 'common' drugs, except the two i listed, that i've never tried.
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2008-01-10 06:07:28 EST (#)
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Have you tried Iboga?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-10 01:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114095
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:38:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even PCP?
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:24:48 EST (#)
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#10.... We will remember you here, for sure... :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you related to Paul Smith? (Not the designer, the singer from Maximo Park)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
look its Holden Caulfield
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:06:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:17:19 EST (#)
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You look plum full of angst.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:00:09 EST (#)
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Meh. Camwhore's not bad though. You're "man-pretty."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-09 17:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who squashed your hair
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-09 16:00:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:36:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:34:18 EST (#)
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nothing to say
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:30:31 EST (#)
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ever had a purple monster?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:26:33 EST (#)
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Anytime would be good mate.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:23:58 EST (#)
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8. I actually fancy myself as a writer. I never expect to get published, but I have always seen myself as being able to write. The problem is when I try and force it, it comes out awful.
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Sigh. We should buy each other a beer one day.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:17:19 EST (#)
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You look plum full of angst.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:09:33 EST (#)
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That's the "improved" camwhore?
Man, how brutal was the last one.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:09:09 EST (#)
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Nice balding emo hair, Potsie.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:08:56 EST (#)
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You aren't as ugly as some people, but you're still ugly, those little bristles of hair on your chin make you look like you have dirt on your face, just shave.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:02:14 EST (#)
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Seriously, I'm like a monkey... wait, there aren't any Australians here are there? That's right.... I went there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a grab on to that chest hair and ride you like I was at a steeple chase.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're pretty.
nice chest hair.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a date.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fucking fuck it.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry my friend. I lied.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:57:45 EST (#)
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you said 'improved'