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Category: General

Rating: -1.02 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lazy Susan <iamlazysusan.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-09 18:21:36 EST


skin heads, the growing number of neo neo hippies, (is that how u spell it?) the fact that we (the US) are the only ones that CAN have weapons of mass distruction, (hope i spelled that right) and the sippy birds commonly found on desks... thats a few things off my list what bout you?

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-10 00:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Say bye bye

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-09 21:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are quickly rising above the dust of losers around here to be come the Lucretius of ubersite. Please see: http://www.seop.leeds.ac.uk/entries/lucretius/

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Master of discretion you are. Seriously, though, don't you have a cousin to finger or a car to put on blocks or a generic carnival ride to maintain?

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is the shit on the uberboard ever going 2 change?

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, I dont much care

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i bet it bothers you when somebody drops a -2 on your post without reading it.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-09 20:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I like those sippy birds.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh for fuck's sake

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Also, people who can't say no and then expect me to feel sorry for them when they have too much on their plate. It's a very simple word, no. It's many children's first word. Learn it, love it.

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Srsly, it's true. Cry me a fucking river, everybody.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Well shit.

Guess not. :)


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

it just seemed like it needed something more...

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What is currently bothering me: clients who call me at work and talk... really... really... ummmm..... aaahhh... slowly... on the phone. I AM VERY BUSY, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT ALREADY. I'm such an impatient cow.

Also, people who can't say no and then expect me to feel sorry for them when they have too much on their plate. It's a very simple word, no. It's many children's first word. Learn it, love it.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BART!!! BART!!! BART??? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!?!?1!1!!??

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

true story

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 19:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

but u r a cock sucking nobody

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

cock off

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

tits or GTFO

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo.

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yep thats me

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


you.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, look! It's a new Uber retard!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that a good sico?

Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to nuke you in your sleep.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are quickly rising above the dust of losers around here to be come the Lucretius of ubersite. Please see: http://www.seop.leeds.ac.uk/entries/lucretius/

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Sippies kick the ass out of this post.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

we have weapons of mass destruction too. WATCH OUT AMERICA we'll have our revenge for Chipmunks the movie

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You'll never make it out alive unless you go now.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I agree with you, but I hate you for being a shitty alter. Have a -1.


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