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Red On The Beak Like a Slap on the Cheek (854 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2008-01-09 23:18:56 EST


Ok, ok I am a big pussy.

My arms are wet and flappy.

It's an experiment... an experiment in futility.

So i am 3 sheets at a bar which is considerably better than 9 sheets... considerably better for you and I.

I'm sitting here beside Thursday night, which curiously falls on Wednesday. the sticks and cotton propping me precariously toward Friday.



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Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-11 15:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome, both mickginny and corn nugget are having boozy breakdowns. it's just like the old days, throw in a mystia tanturm and some cunt shots and i'll be very happy.




You've been here entirely too long, and so have I because i know what you're referring to, damn it all.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome, both mickginny and corn nugget are having boozy breakdowns. it's just like the old days, throw in a mystia tanturm and some cunt shots and i'll be very happy.




Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Not a -2 because I'm seeing some VERY VERY VERY dim and indefinable reason to this post.

But you really need to step things up a notch.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I guess the new broad is working out just great for you, too.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 07:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AWESOME POST!

Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-10 05:20:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-10 04:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 03:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you got tabby paws?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-10 00:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more FIRECROTCH!


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