Just curious (494 hits)
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Submitted by GravityPurple (View user info) at 2008-01-10 04:12:53 EST
When I was around 14 or 15, I went through what I'm fairly certain was a regular teenage rebellious phase. My family is very religious, whereas I am atheist. I made this discovery of my personal beliefs around that age, and it's probably the only thing that has stuck with me since then. During an argument with my mom about church, I suddenly drop two bombs on her: I'm atheist and I'm bisexual. Oddly enough, her reply was 'That's nice dear, now go to bed'. I really wasn't expecting that, but I'm sure it was meant to be patronizing. I didn't realize that at the time though, as I was so proud at how I had stood up to her and threw it in her face. I hate the way I used to act.
Now, I did have quite a crush on a female friend of mine, though nothing came of it, and I kissed a few girls, but nothing came of those either. I've decided that, while I have no problem with any type of homosexuality, it's not for me and I quite like men.
I guess my mom had told my dad what I had said, though he didn't ever acknowledge it. I assume he realized it was just a phase, although I would have been so insulted if anyone had said that at the time.
A few weeks ago, I was driving my dad home from church and we were just chatting about random things. Out of nowhere he asks the question that spawns this short but [hopefully] humorous conversation:
Dad: So, a few years ago, you claimed to be bisexual...
Me: Umm... Yeah?
Dad: So are you anymore?
Me: Umm... No...
*slightly awkward silence*
Me: Why?
Dad: No reason. I was just curious.
Me: Yeah, so was I.
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-01-14 04:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should note that I was going to make a joke about "blah blah more like BI-CURIOUS!" but that wouldn't have been all that funny given the content of the post. It wouldn't have been funny anyway, but I was still planning on doing it.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:30:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having to eat pussy is usually where most chicks' curiosity stops.
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Troof.
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Me: So... have you ever eaten pussy?
Lez compatriot: Umm... no... it's kinda...
Me: You pussy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-11 16:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I believe you are forgetting one fact: The pussy does not squirt foul milky liquid..."
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'Female ejaculation (also known colloquially as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts and/or urethra during orgasm.
The exact source of the fluid is debated, although some researchers believe it originates from the Skene's gland.'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-11 16:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWKWARD.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-11 15:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having to eat pussy is usually where most chicks' curiosity stops.
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I believe you are forgetting one fact: The pussy does not squirt foul milky liquid...
or at least it shouldn't.
I think most guys will tell you which one they'd rather have their mouth on.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Having to eat pussy is usually where most chicks' curiosity stops.
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Troof.
Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:10:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have any pictures you can post with you sloppily eating pussy?
That could help your ratings.
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Having to eat pussy is usually where most chicks' curiosity stops.
Ha! Ha!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tits or gtfo
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have any pictures you can post with you sloppily eating pussy?
That could help your ratings.
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Having to eat pussy is usually where most chicks' curiosity stops.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should steer away from teenage stories unless you're willing to lie spectacularly.
Perhaps a story about how you experimented with drugs as a teenager by going round some 'bad girls' house and whilst your there her older, crack head, brother comes round with a bunch of sketchy mates and they're all beating up the other girl and making her suck cock. Then you lock yourself in another room and climb out the bathroom window whilst sex crazed maniacs try to beat dowm the door, really go for a zombie vibe, they chase you in some kind of shitty volkswagon van.
So anyway you fall in love with the bad girl and kiss her but don't do anything else because of that horrible memory you both share. You end up finding her getting off with some guy at school and y'all upset. She drops out of school and you spend the rest of your time there trying to figure why she did it and overcoming your trust issues and THAT was when you found Jesus.
But that's another story.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
and then you found five dollars?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty much just for the effect of the last line.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have any pictures you can post with you sloppily eating pussy?
That could help your ratings.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
show me your holio
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dad: No reason. I was just curious.
Me: Yeah, so was I.
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too short, but decent.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Color me purple (pun intended) but for some reason I laughed like a hyena at the interchange between you and your dad.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your fucking tits already, or stop posting and wasting our time, dipshit.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 07:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-10 05:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
To be a teen again....rebellious and knowing better than your folks! I have a 16 year old nephew that is driving my sister crazy right now, and thankfully I am 2000 miles from them or else I would probably go crazy or to jail for applying daily "Slap Therapy"
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-10 04:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-10 04:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i wish i had not been so curious to click.