The Presidential Race Caption Contest Round 2: Oh Hillary You Devil! (1058 hits)
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Submitted by MyNameisMud (View user info) at 2008-01-10 08:04:40 EST
I read that among the long list of Crap Ass Movies that are coming out in 2008 that there will be a Cabin Fever 2. This is probably the biggest instance of 'unnecessary' to ever come from Hollywood, o f course followed closely by Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. See also Day of the Dead, Diary of the Dead and Over Her Dead Body.
The Dead are apparently busy.
Now onto the contest, today's winner gets to 'touch' one of the following things
- Coley's, slightly larger than the left, right tit
- Method's freshly oiled and slightly stubbly shaven chest
- Jeffrey's mushy belly (with he-he-he-he sound included)
- The Space Time Continuum
- OrgasmaPron
- The Leg
- ChaosJester's 'sad place'
- Maria Sharapova's ass ( but you can only do it once and you can't touch 'yourself' afterwards)
- Something
- 3
- Mrs. Shlongy
User Reviews
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-12 15:06:32 EST (#)
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"Eeeeny ooony Wah Nah!" I mayhave mispelt the quote.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:05:04 EST (#)
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A Shit Poetry Thursday winnar is you!
My girlfriend gave me the bristle
When she pricked my dick with a thistle
It hurt like a bitch
So I think that I'll switch
And go gay for my hero, Mudwhistle
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-10 21:19:55 EST (#)
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"Save the Obama for your mama!"
I got nothing.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:14:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-10 17:55:25 EST (#)
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Sorry that I made you wait.
I'm comin',
Hope and trust that I'm not late, oh oh oh
Mammy,
My little Mammy,
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My, Mammy!
Oh oh oh...
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2008-01-10 17:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Dear Lewinski..... Your Technique aint shit, you whore."
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:23:37 EST (#)
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Go ahead. Talk some more shit about Romero, you piece of shit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:21:46 EST (#)
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well uniter, that's not much of a quote
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:20:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:20:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"WAZZZZZZZZZAP"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:59:37 EST (#)
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"Haha! Obama's wearing a woman's suit."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:57:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:50:12 CST (#)
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"Ahhahahahhahahaha, I won Obama now you get to pay up and lick my cunt!"
"Hey, why are you licking my face, I said my cunt damn it!"
"Wait.... Damn it now I'm gonna have to kill you!"
***
Swing
Miss
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:50:12 EST (#)
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"Ahhahahahhahahaha, I won Obama now you get to pay up and lick my cunt!"
"Hey, why are you licking my face, I said my cunt damn it!"
"Wait.... Damn it now I'm gonna have to kill you!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:46:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:34:21 EST (#)
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"Hillary demonstrates that she can open her mouth almost as wide as Method's Mom can, in the process instantly winning the vote of all black males with large cocks."
Is this one winning?
it should be.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:31:59 EST (#)
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you win at life EI and that's all that counts brother
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:29:36 EST (#)
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do i win? i dont win much
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:26:22 EST (#)
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no I mean AutoCAD, do you need a reference manual or can you follow along?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:24:00 EST (#)
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By AutoCAD, you mean MSPaint, right?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:37:17 EST (#)
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quint....that wasn't great man WTF?
should have been like
Hillary to Annie Popodopolous...."HOLY SHIT GIRL, YOU CAN SUCK A MEAN COCK!"
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:34:21 EST (#)
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"Hillary demonstrates that she can open her mouth almost as wide as Method's Mom can, in the process instantly winning the vote of all black males with large cocks."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:05:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:51:07 EST (#)
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Yeah, ok.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:50:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:47:02 EST (#)
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"I LOVE THOSE CABINETS!"
What do I win?
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you can have a bag of dicks if you want
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:50:23 EST (#)
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lol nitty
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:47:11 EST (#)
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...of this : http://www2.ubersite.com/m/57292
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:47:02 EST (#)
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"I LOVE THOSE CABINETS!"
What do I win?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:46:49 EST (#)
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her tongue looks like a penis glan without an urethrea. fucked up.
it reminded me of this
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:44:32 EST (#)
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this is a great picture
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/285bfc61cb59d78fd69a40ca8bf8a026f03a81a4_m.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:43:32 EST (#)
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#1 Rule of Plumbing: Shit always flows down hills.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:41:11 EST (#)
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i was there the other day getting plumbing shit for my basement debacle and the guy helping me was a retired Master Plumber and seemed to be way too open, he told me they pay him 23 bucks an hour....now THAT seems like a lot.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:39:11 EST (#)
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I got offered a job at home depot a few years ago... 12 bucks an hour. I thought that was a lot of money for that type of job.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:36:48 EST (#)
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we were thinking for a while to move out to West Virginia to get away from everyone and I considered Lowes and Home Depot because I could transfer to that area and take an instant job with me.
then we came to our senses.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:36:36 EST (#)
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That made me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:35:35 EST (#)
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RUCK ROFF, RORN RUGGET.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:34:25 EST (#)
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I hate Arons, too.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:33:54 EST (#)
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scourge made me laugh, although I'd rather wear a Red Vest than a Blaze Orange Aron. I don't know why they are capitalized, but they just are.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:32:49 EST (#)
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i don't know why you are trying to continue this facade
I don't love you and I never will
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:30:35 EST (#)
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so it's home depot then?
they have better selection anyway, and with your employee discount you can probably save a bundle fixing up your shanty.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:27:43 EST (#)
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i got turned down by lowes because of um....dru...i didn't know their software
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:25:17 EST (#)
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he makes middle class housewives feel good about the super special kitchen designs available to them at the Lowes he works at.
his red vest made him feel extra important when they put the 'kitchen expert' sticker on his badge.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:24:01 EST (#)
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that's not a word i've ever used to describe it
but it pays well
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:20:11 EST (#)
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sounds riveting.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:19:41 EST (#)
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not secret...I used to be a cabinetmaker now I do estimating, Project Management, AutoCAD drawings for cabinetmaking and some consultation work setting up software for cabinetshops
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:18:06 EST (#)
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he's a high class ho
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:16:50 EST (#)
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What do you do? Or is it top secret?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:16:22 EST (#)
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yep monday - thursday 6-7 am to 3 PM
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:14:36 EST (#)
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What?!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:13:29 EST (#)
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i think i leave at three and don't work on fridays
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:11:50 EST (#)
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I'm leaving work at noon. what do you think of that?
Where's scourge?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:09:21 EST (#)
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well not that often but occasionally
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:08:26 EST (#)
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You think?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:05:38 EST (#)
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apollo i think
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:03:58 EST (#)
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Who won the last contest?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:01:15 EST (#)
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you are so predictable, simpleton
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:00:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 11:00:11 EST (#)
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fuck off scourge
Submitted by TimC (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:46:22 EST (#)
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I C WHUT U DID THAR!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:46:21 EST (#)
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Forget the rest of it, I just want Leg.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:46:13 EST (#)
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No wonder she never has any left for me.
THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. THANKS FOR THE 411, DICKLICKER.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:42:40 EST (#)
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Mrs. Shlongy isn't so much a surprise as she's been included in Happy Meals for the Homelss since 1942. Your wife has been filled more time than the ketchup pumps at ALL the McD's.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:37:18 EST (#)
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"CHECK IT OUT...SHLONGY'S HOLE (http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636)...BUT MINE IS BIGGER!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:35:22 EST (#)
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I HOPE I WIN SO I CAN CHOOSE "Mrs. Shlongy" AS MY PRIZE!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:04:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:55:45 CST (#)
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"I thinkth you thould thtopf fucging my ath tho vbigorutsthly, Chug Nowith, becauzth the entd opf your digg iz compig oud of by bouth."
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L O FUCKING L
WINNAR!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 10:02:26 EST (#)
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"I JUST SAVED A LOT ON MY CAR INSURANCE"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:55:45 EST (#)
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"I thinkth you thould thtopf fucging my ath tho vbigorutsthly, Chug Nowith, becauzth the entd opf your digg iz compig oud of by bouth."
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:30:18 EST (#)
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"MONICA, YOU BETTER SIT YOUR FAT ASS BACK IN THAT CHAIR"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:26:43 EST (#)
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'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES ITS ANOTHER EXCITING EI ADVENTURE!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-10 09:10:46 EST (#)
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"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:56:16 EST (#)
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"I TOOK NEW HAMPSHIRE SKEET SKEET!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:50:21 EST (#)
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SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:35:38 EST (#)
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"LOL RUDY I KNEW YOU WERE A FAGGOT BUT A EUNUCH?"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:33:17 EST (#)
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SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:28:52 EST (#)
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" *Invasion of the Bodysnatchers scream* "
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:22:43 EST (#)
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"Hey you, Barack, can you fit that black mule in here?"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:21:45 EST (#)
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"Get the fuck out of here. This is the video where the guy got fucked by the horse and then died. You don't say!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:17:54 EST (#)
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you don't have the scratch for one of our coffee tables
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:14:40 EST (#)
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Not exactly. Now go make me a coffee table.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:10:24 EST (#)
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in response to your clever analogy I submit this....
it arrived didn't it?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-10 08:09:36 EST (#)
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I realize you're just mailing it in now, man...but I don't think you slapped enough postage on this.