Shit poetry (one from the vaults) (477 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.66 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FLAK (View user info) at 2008-01-10 12:33:42 EST
Poop poop poop your pants,
We'll all do the poopy dance.
Squeeze your cheeks then twirl and prance,
Pooping isn't happenstance
Poop poop poop your shorts,
Do your farts blast loud reports?
Poops big, poops small, poops of all sorts,
Pooping will not give you warts.
Poop poop poop your roos,
Do your poopies come in twos?
A happy, playful little pair,
Marking up your underwear.
Poop poop poop your jeans,
Wipe it like a wipe-machine.
Wipe left, wipe right, wipe front, wipe back.
Wash your hands before you snack.
Poop poop poop your briefs.
Nervous like a poopy thief.
Hide here, hide there, crouch down and pray,
Will the stench give you away?
Poop poop poop your trunks.
A swimmer dropping little chunks.
Will they sink or will they float,
Like steaming little poopy boats?
Poop poop stay away,
I did not take a poop today.
Tomorrow I'll be on the train.
When I feel the poopie pain.
Someone call the engineer.
I've let a giant poop in here.
My giant poop has come to life.
I'll take this poopy for my wife.
Ride the train, hand-in-hand.
Drop us off in poopy land.
We will dance, and sing, and play,
In a very poopy way.
Consider it a lesson learned,
If your butt has ever burned.
Just smile through the pain and say.
I hope you have a poopy day.
User Reviews
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW. If I could give a +3 a month, this would get it
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lawwwwlllll
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE..
Is +2ing this a new bandwagon?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good rhythm! Bowel movement!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ poo.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poop-tastic!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE WORK OF A TRUE GENIUS.
I CROWN YOU THE KING OF POOPY!
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sing this to the music of Safety Dance.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you're swimming in the pool,
and you feel something cool....
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-10 12:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness.