SPT: My Lunch and Me! (1134 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2008-01-10 13:25:17 EST
Smoked turkey, lite cheddar
With what could go better
Than jalapeno peppers?
(Stuffed inside olives green-
A thing I've never seen)
Some pita for dipping
A soda for sipping
And hummus- chipotle-
They sure sound good, don't they?
I'll eat with my fingers
My hunger won't linger
Cinnamon apples- YUM!
They're so good for my tum!
Lunchtime can't be beaten.
What will you be eatin'?
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-10 14:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why dont you come on over valerie.......yeah valerie, valerie,
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A scab sammich and a glass of pus
Deep-fried afterbirth for all of us
Snot on a Kotex slathered in shit
Lunch for all! Get down to it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post for some reason.
Lunch is awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey O-Man! You gonna run Ubertines 08??
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-11 15:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OLIVE JUICE GUYS
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-11 15:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate olive stuffing
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-11 14:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate olives
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-11 11:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you kidding? Electro's a much better writer than this.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-11 11:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This read like Electro.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-11 07:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-11 01:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not lunchtime you moron
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You dress your kid in a half-buttoned Hawaiian shirt (wrong on BOTH levels) in the MIDDLE OF WINTER. Don't talk to me about appropriate timing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-01-11 01:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST EVARZ
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-11 01:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not lunchtime you moron
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-10 23:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you make me hungry.
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothin' beats a good hummus. 'Course, it can be very trying finding a good hummus.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn the color on my camphone is fucked up. It all looks the same.
"Could it BE any more orange?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Okey Dokey, honeypie...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CHECK OUT THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKIN TASTY
I have that song in my head. That looks like a good lunch. I had tofu with broccoli and snow peas.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had jalapeno hummus today. Japapeno hummus rules.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Surprisingly, I don't care.
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Unsurprisingly, No one cares that you don't care.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-10 16:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Surprisingly, I don't care.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been lurking here and there :)
Been working somewhere new doing the IT thing. I won't say where but they had a recent problem with sea weed fibres...
Can't say as I've seen the film but I have heard cool things about it.
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MISSED YOU <3
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chicken salad and jalapeno kettle chips.
Yeah, I'm a cannibal. thats how I roll.
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You're very manly. This, I know.
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MWG- Yes, that film. That's one of the best scenes ever. Tom Waits and Iggy Pop- How cool is that?
I also love the Bill Murray/RZA GZA one, and Jack and Meg White.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hooter's wings. 10 drums, Hot, with a side of 911. Celery with blue cheese. Large draft and a water. I rode my 1985 Kawasaki GPz750 over there and parked in the Harley Parking Only area. Fuggum, the chromosexuals.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
crosschris- the flowerpot is actually part of a pretty cool gift I got from a friend for halloween. She constructed flowers that bloomed into skulls, and filled the pot with candy. She also painted my face onto a gourd, which was one of the coolest and most unique gifts I've ever been given.
Nice to hear you have some good friends, keep them sweet; their hard to find...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigarettes and Coffee
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where have you been, sweetcheeks?!
And have you ever seen the Jim Jarmusch film of almost the same name?
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I've been lurking here and there :)
Been working somewhere new doing the IT thing. I won't say where but they had a recent problem with sea weed fibres...
Can't say as I've seen the film but I have heard cool things about it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chicken salad and jalapeno kettle chips.
Yeah, I'm a cannibal. thats how I roll.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay hummus!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:47:32 EST (#)
And have you ever seen the Jim Jarmusch film of almost the same name?
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The one that has Iggy Pop in it?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very organized and quite yummy looking.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigarettes and Coffee
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where have you been, sweetcheeks?!
And have you ever seen the Jim Jarmusch film of almost the same name?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rare thecaes sighting below!
Fungah- I need to keep up my strength for battle.
kereineko- WHO NOES? I'm so unpredictable. And by unpredictable, I mean lazy.
ghola- I love peanut butter. LOVE. I like it with reduced sugar strawberry preserves, or pumpkin butter, and/or banana. I eat it for breakfast on the weekends.
I have also have a fake chocolately granola bar for later.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cigarettes and Coffee
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the poetry.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sounds good.
I had a peanut butter and apricot sandwich. A (fake chocolately) granola bar. A banana. A soda. Some chocolate truffle mousse that I made last night.
My apricot preserves taste like shit. They are sugar free and apparently that makes them gross.
weep.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sac, one more post will be your 100th post. Are you going to celebrate?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Brdn- I think I thought of your sammich when I wrote this.
That reminds me, I owe you some snacks. I'm shooting for sometime this week.
Bob- I'd rather smoke my lunch IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
crosschris- the flowerpot is actually part of a pretty cool gift I got from a friend for halloween. She constructed flowers that bloomed into skulls, and filled the pot with candy. She also painted my face onto a gourd, which was one of the coolest and most unique gifts I've ever been given.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ewe... you sound like a uncle of mine. He used to chew all the time,did that when cigarettes got to expensive. Gross, I hated that cup. Thanks, now I'm getting sick to my stomach from thinking about it.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-01-10 14:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is there a Skull on that Plantpot/ Pencil holder, is it evil?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a half can of Skoal for lunch.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful
makes me think of my sammich: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113629
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why you keep addressing me, I told you last night we were through.
I'm not the one that picked up the clap and brought it to this relationship so again...it's over ok.
Just move on and it won't hurt so bad in a few weeks.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good idea.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the only thing about your diabetes that i would be interested in hearing, muddy, is if you were to go into a diabetic coma and cease living.
see about getting that taken care of, eh?
horrible post, btw.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm saving room for your mom, obviously! (Sorry, Quint).
Hot pic, muddy. Everything's sexier with boots.
O- oh mmm.
Boshman- THAT POEM MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
EI- I can write more. I was the runner-up in a Very Prestigious Internet Poetry Competition once. Beaten by Circe, of course.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! 1800 calories!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You eat pretty light for a dude
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would prefer a pastrami on rye with a pickle wedge. *drools* I wish it was closer to eating time, then I'd have a reason to eat food.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 18:28:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
a medium sized apple has approximately 32 grams of carbohydrates which can, under the right circumstances, swing my blood sugar by 60 -80 points
i'm glad you eat healthy
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Eat two then.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is there anything hotter than red boots and chicks eating hotdogs?
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/c6556ce20fb42d067da2527fd7a7fe5174325eff_m.jpg
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be eating you, obviously.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
a medium sized apple has approximately 32 grams of carbohydrates which can, under the right circumstances, swing my blood sugar by 60 -80 points
i'm glad you eat healthy
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Turkey and Cheese, my mommy made it.
Turkey and Cheese, I like to eat it.
TURKEY and Cheese.
TURKEY and Cheese.
Turkey and Cheese on WHEAT!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-10 13:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG this has to be the best poetry EVER!
B@Wx2