1 hour left to work.... (399 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.37 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jimi Love <mob4lyfe05.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-10 15:22:36 EST
Well the clock has finally stopped raping me and started workin in my favor. I have closed all possible doors to any work for the next 60 mins left.. the question is though.. why?
Why is it that when i have one hour to work left that i decide to not do anything. instead of preparing myself for a clusterfuck at 8AM i choose to slack off and look at half naked women i barely know on myspace and think of ways to get in their pants(im a college student.. got one of those "lucky" jobs).
The point im trying to make is that I really hate my job.. and ive recently found the best possible answer to this problem.
I think its time everyone invests in an illegal immigrant.
Im definitly not one for discrimination or racism. I simply think that an illegal looking for work could TOTALLY take over my job for 1/16th of my pay under the table.
I named mine Steve and he likes to dance. I picked him up on sale at 7-11
User Reviews
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's horrible.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Millions of years from now, when our civilization has disappeared, futuristic archaeologists will discover this post and think, "Good riddance."
Congratulations on the downfall of society.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hiring an illegal is illegal, kitten dick.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At first I thought "Hey, this guy has a good idea here..."
Then I realized "Wait, whats to stop my employer from simply hiring the illegal in my place, and not paying me anything at all."
Fucktard.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
interesting to see a user with all 0s. i assume that yuor stats just haven't caught up but I don't think I've ever seen it. stop sucking.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I have 5 & 1/2 left.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good for you helping the survivors of 7- 11, shit that was 9 - 11.. oh well me mad etc..
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 15:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the update of the update.