bottled water (601 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.41 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lazy Susan <iamlazysusan.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-10 19:17:00 EST
you may thank that your bottled water comes from a spring on some island, but your wrong. my friend used to work bottleing water, and has told me of the sick things they do, people being fired for spitting in the bottles and worse, water flowing from rusty pipes, people drinking from the bottles and recapping them, about bugs in the water tanks, I have now stoped drinking it for I know the truth.... drink to your health!!!
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-11 14:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Go see a doctor, you're obviously braindamaged.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is this?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-11 08:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
weak attempt at becoming "fuck nerds jocks get what they want because they deserve it" of the 2008.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-11 07:52:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unless you distill it yourself, there is nothing safer than tap water from a properly functioning public water system.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-11 07:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-10 21:01:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you didn't do good, but I enjoy people that piss other people off so you are allowed to stay on my account. I'm a site administrator so I have pull around here.
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The only PULL this asshole has is on his crank, being performed with one finger and a thumb. . .
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Let's give a round of applause to bubba and sadie sharing a brain. If this is "humor" in your podunk town I'd sure like to know what you consider slicking an ewe.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-11 04:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock it the fuck off before I quit my job and come after you.
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Seriously you DO NOT WANT to fuck with shlongy, this guy earned 20k in 1982. I can't remember why, but there is a picture of him in tight denim cut offs playing a tambourine so maybe he earned it dancing for some kind of ultra rich 1982 faggot. in 1982.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Knock it the fuck off before I quit my job and come after you.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-10 21:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you didn't do good, but I enjoy people that piss other people off so you are allowed to stay on my account. I'm a site administrator so I have pull around here.
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The only PULL this asshole has is on his crank, being performed with one finger and a thumb. . .
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-10 20:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, I was just about to drink a bottled water too!
I heard drinking urine is the best because its sterile
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 20:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oops I meant
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 17:06:11 PST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-09 18:48:12 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're not banned yet??!!??
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-10 20:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did good!?!?..... well shit the bed
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The fat kid my freshman year, that was his catch phrase.
"well shit in the bed"
You fucking suck btw.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you may thank that your bottled water comes from a spring on some island, but your wrong. my friend used to work bottleing water, and has told me of the sick things they do, people being fired for spitting in the bottles and worse, water flowing from rusty pipes, people drinking from the bottles and recapping them, about bugs in the water tanks, I have now stoped drinking it for I know the truth.... drink to your health!!!
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You may think that your bottled water comes from a spring on some island, but you're wrong. My friend's former job was bottling water, and he has told me about some of the sick things his fellow employees did; getting fired for spitting in the bottles (and worse), water flowing from rusty pipes, employees drinking from the bottles and recapping them, insects in the water tanks, etc. I have since stopped drinking it, for now I know the truth. Drink to your health!
I fixed this for you.
Love,
Leonore
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go vote, now: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114241
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes of course, because the bottles are manually filled and sealed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you didn't do good, but I enjoy people that piss other people off so you are allowed to stay on my account. I'm a site administrator so I have pull around here.
Submitted by LazySusan (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:41:52 EST (#)
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I did good!?!?..... well shit the bed
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Duh. IF I worked at a bottled water plant I would do that too. Fucking bottled water, dosent that shit fall from the sky?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! Please do this more often.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:35:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-10 19:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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