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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-10 22:21:00 EST


Hello everyone,


If I can be serious for just a moment..... yes you can be frank.




I have an old IMAC operating system 9 and the language is in Japanese and I want to change it to the english language... does anyone know how?

As far as I know I need to run the install discs but I don't have them


Before you reply, Yes I have already inserted it into my ass but it is still Japanese so any other ideas would be appreciated.








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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-12 19:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-12 19:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Locksly is a virgin retard.
_________

slongy is a retarded virgin

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-12 19:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Locksly is a virgin retard.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-12 19:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-12 16:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like locksly
________



ooooooohhhhhhhhh


loskly likes experiments

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-12 16:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like locksly

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-12 05:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the help everyone....


The story is (and you won't believe me) I picked it up off a friend to donate to a charity and found it was in Japanese.

I honestly appreciate your help because ITS FOR THE KIDS AFTERALL.




thanks uber you made me tear up just a little bit :)

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-12 04:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I have OSX... assuming it's basically the same I could do step by step screenshots of the icons to click to get you to a langauge change...

Can't you click the icons anyway regardless of language? Click SYSTEM icon, look for a language icon (in OSX it's a UN flag) and scroll the language list... Try it.


Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-12 02:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-11 04:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think if you take a shotgun and load it, put it to your face and pull the trigger, everything will be fine, Cramer.
______

Shlongy, the title of the post said 'click here if you like Locksly'

NOT 'click here if you think what you did in the year 1982 has relevance to anything anyone cares about'


OR 'click here if you watch scrubs and use half the insults directed towards JD on people half your age on ubersite'


But thanks for caring, say isn't the shotgun thing what they did to your wifes cunt to make it more edible?
_______________________

Goodness me, slongy got ownded fucken hard there.

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-11 17:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

how in the fuck??

you stole it right?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-11 14:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Since no one else has answered it yet....

In OS9, when using multiple languages, you should see a flag in the menu bar at the top of your screen. The flag offers a drop menu from which you can select the language you want to use for your keyboard. When you want to toggle back to English, just select the American flag.

If that doesn't work, these links offer additional help:

http://www.customkeys.com/support_config.html#OS9
http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=50624



Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

LARP fag below

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

isnt there someone that speaks japanese in yout town? like go to a local oriental resturant or find an otaku or something then ask them nicely to change the language setings...

the long way is to use one of those websites that translates kanji and japanese written in english alphabet into english.... find the kanji for english then look round till you see it.

assuming that it is japanese and not like korean or something...

some cities have old computer restoration places where they have freaks that do notihng but store commodore 64's and betamax machines... they are usually good for information or may actually have the disks you want

if it were me, id jsut junk it and spend the 200 bucks for a tower thats over 200X the comuter that on is


...does it have speeds and drive capacity measured in MHZ?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:58:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pancake smusher, below.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think you should look at this as an excellent opportunity to learn Japanese.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I know I can be Frank, you should try to download a translator I suppose.

go to

www.majorgeeks.com

you might have some luck there

--

I followed that link Frank and all it took me to was a big picture of you

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-11 09:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dude get a Dell.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-11 07:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Putey in the bathtub, while you're in it always worked for me.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-11 06:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright, I'm going to use my infinite wisdom to help you.

*logs into google*

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=106478

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-11 06:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-11 05:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

paint the computer housing red.
that will fix it
________


Fuck you, all that did was make the computer housing red. the text is still Japanese. I hate you.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-11 05:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i hear this site is usually a great help for stuff like this:

http://www.google.com
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The dude's sentiment is right. Sorry.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-11 05:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

paint the computer housing red.
that will fix it

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-11 04:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think if you take a shotgun and load it, put it to your face and pull the trigger, everything will be fine, Cramer.
______

Shlongy, the title of the post said 'click here if you like Locksly'

NOT 'click here if you think what you did in the year 1982 has relevance to anything anyone cares about'


OR 'click here if you watch scrubs and use half the insults directed towards JD on people half your age on ubersite'


But thanks for caring, say isn't the shotgun thing what they did to your wifes cunt to make it more edible?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 02:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think if you take a shotgun and load it, put it to your face and pull the trigger, everything will be fine, Cramer.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-11 01:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Oh, and good luck with your whole problem there.

On a PC over here.


Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-11 00:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Let me be frank..."
"Okay, who should I be?!?!"

or

"Surely you jest!"
"I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-10 23:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I do I do!


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i hear this site is usually a great help for stuff like this:

http://www.google.com




Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i think any of the USEFUL nerds who knew shit about shit left this site a long time ago. Two years ago this post would be FLUORISHING.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why dont you shov


fuck. um,

thats all i got :(

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-01-10 22:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I know I can be Frank, you should try to download a translator I suppose.

go to

www.majorgeeks.com

you might have some luck there


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