Ubersite Musical Intermission: "This 'Net is Your 'Net" (421 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Internet Slacker (View user info) at 2008-01-11 11:08:47 EST
"This 'Net is Your 'Net"
(Song Parody of "This Land is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie. Jesus but I'm sorry, Woody.)
This 'Net is your 'Net, this 'Net is my 'Net
From porno websites to MySpace jailbait,
From music downloads I do not pay for,
[God blessed the Internet for me.]
I flame and insult on countless forums,
And grief the newbies on Halo servers,
And on my Teamspeak, I diss their mothers,:
[Thirty kills and I am uber-leet..]
There was an admin, who tried to stop me
I got a banning, but my friend's a hacker,
He found a password, their system's crashing --
[That's what you get for banning me.]
When the sun comes shining, I am still typing
In adult sex chat rooms, my one hand typing;
With CuteGirl16, I started cumming:
[I think that girl was really a guy.]
Here I sit surfing the info-highway
And see my browser get endless pop-ups,
I get the Blue Screen of Sudden Death:
[I don't want a larger penis, thanks.]
Here's to the man, who invented the 'Net
We gotta thank him, we're in his debt:
Because without him, we might actually have a life,
[Al Gore made the Internet for me.]
User Reviews
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-12 19:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-11 14:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-11 12:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nerdy and catchy, like TMBG.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-11 12:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
jubilee
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-11 12:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Al Gore did NOT invent the Internet, silly bear. It was an adoption of an early military project to improve upon wartime communication. Gore was merely a promoter through his Congressional acts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-11 11:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"This Land" by Zounds - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMXI_fkdMg