quick question - have you ever seen humans fucking? (853 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-01-11 18:15:32 EST
i was just reading about scourge's childhood truama of seeing someone fuck a dog, and it occured to me that not only have i never seen a human fuck a dog, i have also never seen a human fuck a human (in the flesh).
i think i'd quite like to, actually.
i wonder if i ever will? i'm alreay 44 years old.
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2008-01-13 01:50:23 EST (#)
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its disgusting, you don't want to see that. but if you REALLY want to, you can travel to thailand and for a small fee....
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-01-12 22:23:09 EST (#)
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I have had sex with other people in the room. does that count?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2008-01-12 18:35:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-01-11 22:13:28 EST (#)
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OK, you're a 44 yo who's never seen humans have sex....yell up the basement steps and tell grandma
you cant figure out how the internet works. Maybe she'll give you her credit card and you can sign
onto her website.
Dear Freebie,
He said "in the flesh"
Signed,
WookieSuave
p.s. chocolate powder.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-12 15:13:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-11 22:37:42 EST (#)
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Yes, but only at sex parties.
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hahaha
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-12 12:03:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-12 11:08:30 EST (#)
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there's a certain district in Bangkok where you can watch people fuck and get fucked by pretty much every animal on the planet
it's not for the faint of heart either
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One of the many reasons I leave for Bangcok on the 15th of next month. Maybe I'l have some interesting stories of inter-species erotica to inform you all of.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-12 10:31:57 EST (#)
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actually yes. I had blocked it out until you brought it up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-12 05:40:41 EST (#)
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on the balcony. I was rather alarmed... yet fascinated with the action.
It also happened early in the morning. I was in the loft and was awoken with hushed moans and the squeaky springs of the hide-a-bed.
PLUS
There was that one sex show in Amsterdam. I think it was 50 bucks and we sat in bleachers. The action started and there were some impressive tricks with ping pong balls and talented genitalia. Then came the humping. It was all pretty mechanical... but they fucked right there in front of us. No happy finish though.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-12 03:48:40 EST (#)
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I have, even got to see an ass to ass performance once.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-12 01:16:48 EST (#)
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i don't see why not
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-12 01:13:05 EST (#)
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my ex was bi...does it count if your watching 2 chicks?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-12 00:05:21 EST (#)
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I walked in on my roommate blowing my other roommate once.
They moved out shortly after.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-11 23:16:42 EST (#)
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Only recently, after many drinks between my girlfriend and I and another couple.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-11 22:37:42 EST (#)
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Yes, but only at sex parties.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-11 22:23:41 EST (#)
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in the flesh, autard.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-01-11 22:13:28 EST (#)
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OK, you're a 44 yo who's never seen humans have sex....yell up the basement steps and tell grandma
you cant figure out how the internet works. Maybe she'll give you her credit card and you can sign
onto her website.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-11 21:24:17 EST (#)
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Less sex. More violence. Against you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-11 21:15:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 21:10:53 EST (#)
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You may not have SEEN it but I bet you HEAR "fuck off" a lot.
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heh, your on fire today old man.
Best work I've seen outta you in ages.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-11 21:10:53 EST (#)
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You may not have SEEN it but I bet you HEAR "fuck off" a lot.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-11 20:16:24 EST (#)
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Ask Shlongy. He's fucked every woman in the Eastern half of the U.S., so SOMEONE must have watched and filmed it for his perverted soul.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-11 20:08:30 EST (#)
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there's a certain district in Bangkok where you can watch people fuck and get fucked by pretty much every animal on the planet
it's not for the faint of heart either
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-11 20:07:58 EST (#)
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I heard a blow-job from a distance of about six feet. They thought I was passed out on the floor. There's passed out, and then there's passed out. In any case, it was gross.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-11 19:47:24 EST (#)
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yeah... at least a dozen times.
and only once was it ever arousing in the slightest. that chick was either enjoying the dicking she was getting better than anything ever before or she was a great actress. a great actress with a phenomenal ass and perfect tits.
the worst was walking through the local nature reserve and seeing two overweight and very hairy gay guys going at it maybe 5 or 6 yards off the trail. neither one of them had bothered to do more than push their pants down to their ankles, yet they both had their shirts off.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:53:55 EST (#)
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A couple times. Been to the Philippines, y'see. D'jever see porn? It's like that, only the people aren't as pretty, the noises are real, and sometimes you catch a whiff of something.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:41:20 EST (#)
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Go to Amsterdam.
It's really quite anti-climactic, though.
...so to speak.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:32:33 EST (#)
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OH, my freshman year, i was in the top bunk with my gf while my roommate was in the bottom bunk with his. im pretty sure they were boning.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:29:55 EST (#)
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never have. next year i'll be living in a frat house though, so who knows. that might change.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-11 18:29:15 EST (#)
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hmmmm.
no, i haven't, i've HEARD my dad fuck a bird but that's it.