Attn Americunts. (1992 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2008-01-13 11:02:48 EST
I'm sorry Evil Kneivil is dead.
Now,
I've been watching your pre-election mumbo jumbo. <rubbing forehead>.
Hill's, Obama, McCain, Mitt. et al.
Over here, in the future, pre-election leadership is decided behind closed doors - caucus style, the factions get together and backstab, lobby and backstab a bit more, and then, from outwardly swinging double doors, a leader emerges. He emerges and says (c'mon it's always a he), he emerges and says let's get stuck in - it's campaign time. It's not too disimilar to wwf.
wait.
Okay there's a bit of drama with your lot as well but the wwf is the bold and the beautiful, not a circus.
Millions spent campaigning, candidates prostituting themselves, Hillary loving Bill, Osama erp typo being black, McCain actually believing Veitnam was righteous, and a plethora of other wannabes, all hellbent on office, regardless of compromise. And with office *comes* compromise, but who gives a flying fuck because compromise might get you two terms, and eight years is what it's all about.
Not what's best for your country. Yes cry and carry on and whine about well how the fuck can you retain office if you're a cockhead??
liek omg. that wouldn't happen.
Anyway it's not an exclusive club, except for being the world's most powerful country, it's more concerning. It's not so much what's best for your country..
If a candidate stood up and said I'm signing Kyoto, changing gun laws, not dropping Iraq like we did Afganistan once the Soviets pulled out - but ONLY BECAUSE we're kind of obligated now even though we led the most blind and ignorant of our allies into a complete cock-up, I'm going to tell Israel to pull their fucking heads in, apologise to Marian Jo....GRENADA, and tell Japan we're sorry about the a-bombs, like get one up on them and say sorry first - you know be the bigger man (it's always a man), that candidate never would got past new hampshire.
Your 'options', politically, are identical. You may as well play pin the tail on the donkey. maybe elephant. The only difference between New Zealand tearing up the anzus treaty, and Chavez flipping your government the bird, is that ulike G8 protesters, you can't spray them in the face with freedom-mace.
We need more, and it irks me to admit it, new zealands. And you cunts need to accept for the remaining smallish window of time you have left as the world's most powerful nation, that life doesn't revolve around your super-sized self importance. tell those cunts in nevada rad, vote with your....unvote or whatever.
a mormon? jesus. it'd be like opposite day in iran.
09 Drunk On Election Night.mp3 (5 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:10:42 EST (#)
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I'm moving to Holland. Eventually. The motherland beckons.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-01-15 13:59:57 EST (#)
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Sorry that the US is important and your country isn't.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:11:05 EST (#)
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your heart's in the right place, but your brain isn't even trying to keep up
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:05:53 EST (#)
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Just like every other beautiful snowflake
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:01:58 PST (#)
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I'm unique, dammit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:01:58 EST (#)
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I'm unique, dammit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:00:19 EST (#)
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rob_Berg is so deep and different :-P
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:59:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:58:20 CST (#)
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hahaha - it's my own, mommy-curse.
I stole it from the movie "the music man"
I forget I use it. If you do use it people will either look at you funny or laugh.. I've had both happen. But my daughter doesn't curse... (I started saying it after she said "fuck" at 9 mos.)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:58:42 EST (#)
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Are the news block sizes according to how many articles there are about something?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:58:20 EST (#)
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hahaha - it's my own, mommy-curse.
I stole it from the movie "the music man"
I forget I use it. If you do use it people will either look at you funny or laugh.. I've had both happen. But my daughter doesn't curse... (I started saying it after she said "fuck" at 9 mos.)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:57:02 EST (#)
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Dude... the colors separate the groups and the larger the block the more people have viewed that particular story.
FROM the website:
concept
Newsmap is an application that visually reflects the constantly changing landscape of the Google News news aggregator. A treemap visualization algorithm helps display the enormous amount of information gathered by the aggregator. Treemaps are traditionally space-constrained visualizations of information. Newsmap's objective takes that goal a step further and provides a tool to divide information into quickly recognizable bands which, when presented together, reveal underlying patterns in news reporting across cultures and within news segments in constant change around the globe.
Newsmap does not pretend to replace the googlenews aggregator. Its objective is to simply demonstrate visually the relationships between data and the unseen patterns in news media. It is not thought to display an unbiased view of the news; on the contrary, it is thought to ironically accentuate the bias of it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:55:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:54:28 EST (#)
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great honk!!
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what kind of curse is this?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:54:28 EST (#)
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great honk!!
it has to be for spastics. I like google news myself...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:53:35 EST (#)
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I don't know if you have seen this: http://www.marumushi.com/apps/newsmap/newsmap.cfm
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why so much color?
is this for teh retardz?
i don't need sparkles with my news, i need to read.
use google.news or yahoo, bitch.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:50:38 EST (#)
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oh good. a chatty group.
Caul, I'm at least as good at french as Simon is at english. I'll give it a whirl. And I'd try to get a intercompany transfer... I like my peeps, they is good to me.
If that doesn't work, I've been told I have a good phone voice..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:48:42 EST (#)
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I'm in front of my computer illustrating and animating all day - or out at various meetings/pitches thinking up more ways for me to sit in front of my computer and draw pictures.
I still accomplish an astonishing amount of work considering all of the time I waste around here and my other glorious distractions.
I don't know if you have seen this: http://www.marumushi.com/apps/newsmap/newsmap.cfm
It's my homepage. It's awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:43:34 EST (#)
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not to mention all the time i spend reading news, french blogs, commenting on those, going out for coffees, phasing out for no reason, talking on the phone with my gf in a meeting room.
i'm amazed i manage to get any work done and keep a good reputation.
other people must really do fuck all!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:41:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:39:36 EST (#)
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I've been funny almost 9 times.
WOOO!
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i've reached 30,000 reviews.
i don't know how that stat is percieved but i'd rather not know.
all i know is that my combined employers must've paid a shitload of money for all this ubering...sometime entire days. :-D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:39:42 EST (#)
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can you slaughter an already slaughtered version?
i'm afraid you're not nearly there.
you can get by speaking english though, if you like being a telemarketer.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:39:36 EST (#)
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I've been funny almost 9 times.
WOOO!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:37:09 EST (#)
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I'll adapt. I can already slaughter french, so I'm halfway there, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:35:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:34:15 EST (#)
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ok, that's it.. Caul, Can I come live with you when my country inevitably implodes?
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if you like america only colder and speaking french, sure.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:35:01 EST (#)
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or Danger - but then D_R and I would end up arguing all the time.
Maybe C1ndy or Davros would be better choices....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:34:15 EST (#)
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ok, that's it.. Caul, Can I come live with you when my country inevitably implodes?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 19:29:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:48:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:23:54 EST (#)
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trys to be included in everything, two below
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TRIES?
What a dumb thing to say, by the way. The very nature of a public forum is to include yourself in conversations that interest you. Duh.
Or MAYBE you and Lungfish were having a private moment? How sweet. Sorry to interupt.
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once every 1000 reviews, rob berg pulls a funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:48:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:23:54 EST (#)
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trys to be included in everything, two below
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TRIES?
What a dumb thing to say, by the way. The very nature of a public forum is to include yourself in conversations that interest you. Duh.
Or MAYBE you and Lungfish were having a private moment? How sweet. Sorry to interupt.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:23:54 EST (#)
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trys to be included in everything, two below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:02:26 EST (#)
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HEAT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:56:53 EST (#)
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Nerds below.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:55:54 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:53:57 EST (#)
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hey, lungie
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:48:16 EST (#)
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say hey, lungie
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:38:11 EST (#)
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I think all d_r is saying is that our candidates suck. I suspect his is sick of hearing about the race to nomination. The jabs at the U.S. are just a bit of flourish and I suspect he just likes to stir the shit a bit; get a rise out of some of you. Brits like to stir the shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:54:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:17:33 EST (#)
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Caul,
There are people who sell the US short and say we'll be out of the limelight in 20 years. We'll be like the Soviet Union; paying $40 for a loaf of bread, etc etc.
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it's funny how nowadays people think that cherry picking a few "facts", which are often taken out of context or simply erroneous, gives them a geopolitic crystal ball.
it's either the typical "if it hadn't been for [insert country of origin] you would be speaking [insert language]" or the over the top paranoia, whether it's about china or muslims or whatever.
as if the world was one big Risk game where people aren't subjected to things like reality and context.
these idiots seem to populate most of the internet. just take a look at comments on youtube videos about some military or history, it's unbearable.
it's like being stucked in a room with jack maccullum for eternity.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:52:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:17:33 EST (#)
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Caul,
There are people who sell the US short and say we'll be out of the limelight in 20 years. We'll be like the Soviet Union; paying $40 for a loaf of bread, etc etc. There were also poeple who said that Hitler would take over the world, and that the Brits would be speaking German about now.
I'd also agree in terms of China. Politically, socially, economically, even just thinking about the raw resources required, it would take extraordinary planning, leadership, and above all compromise to get China off the ground. Considering the mindset of their government, I don't see it happening, but I am calling it an alternative. If you think the US is fucking things up in the middle east, just think about how wonderfully humane China would be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 15:51:01 EST (#)
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And you overestimate China whose fast-paced growth doesn't come without problems and is bound to slowdown (or completly stop) at some point. (environment, demographic, ressources,...etc...etc)
The fact alone that it borders russia, north korea, taiwan, aghanistan, pakistan, india and others makes me think there's gonna be one hell of party over there when any of those nations want to start shit in that region.
The US has a plethora of problems as well, but I think you underestimate it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 15:40:37 EST (#)
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Even when I bashed americunts, I never quite understood the argument "OMG! YOUR SUPERPOWER STATUS IS COMING TO AN END IN LIKE 50 YEARS, LOL"
How is that an insult? Is your country even close to being second? Is it even in the top 10 list?
I'm not sure mine is, but I'm certain if it were, Canadians would certainly never stfu about it and be a lot more arrogant than americans are considering how they already think Canada is the shit.
Anyway, not only this argument that the US won't be the world #1 power in the future is stating the obvious, like saying that one day the sun will extinguish, but it also makes you sound like a jealous little bitch:
"OMG! YOU MIGHT BE THE GIRL WHO GETS EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION, BUT IN 50 YEARS, YOU WILL BE OLD!"
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:54:05 EST (#)
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From a plain old "getting the point across" POV, this post was shit. Shit, in fact, would be a nice way to put it. This post was the runny, rank-smelling sort of diarhhea you get after eating bad Thai food.
All you seem to have communicated here is that you want our government to be even more like professional wrestling. Less content (not like there's much to begin with), more posturing retards in spandex. That's fucking brilliant. While we're at it, why don't we make it even more like reality television? Maybe Paula and Randy, or better yet Britney and Paris, could get up there and give their two cents on the falling dollar and the mortgage mess. Let's fix our heads even more firmly up our collective ass.
Second, take a look at your emerging superpowers. Precisely which one of them would you prefer dominate the globe? China perhaps? Funny thing about China; once its people get out, they don't seem to want to go back. Or maybe you'd rather have India with its Muslim/Hindu conflict and its archaic caste system. Then we could replace crappy Hollywood films with even crappier Baliwood musicals.
Get your head out of your ass, grow up a bit, and learn to write a coherent sentence before you have another go at the whole "political commentary" thing.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:06:55 EST (#)
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Hey, I don't hear any Americans sitting around bitching about New Zealand or Australia or where ever the hell you are from. What makes you think anyone in America appreciates your uneducated opinion?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:53:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:45:02 EST (#)
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we're the soviet union of this century
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i fail to see the correlation.
the soviet union didn't hollywood celebs and reality tv!
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hahaha...you complete me, caul!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:09:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-14 12:58:48 EST (#)
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yes our one party system provides us little in the way of options when it comes to candidates and it does often become a matter of "yeah, he's the best of the worst"
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don't fool yourselves, it's pretty much the same anywhere else, practically speaking.
america isn't that bad.
americans on the other hand... ;-)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:08:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:45:02 EST (#)
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we're the soviet union of this century
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i fail to see the correlation.
the soviet union didn't hollywood celebs and reality tv!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-14 12:58:48 EST (#)
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yes our one party system provides us little in the way of options when it comes to candidates and it does often become a matter of "yeah, he's the best of the worst"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:45:02 EST (#)
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we're the soviet union of this century
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:34:16 EST (#)
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I actually agree with Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:49:44 EST (#)
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ignorant anti-americanism is so passé, like 2002.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-01-14 07:03:50 EST (#)
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yawn
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-14 04:13:04 EST (#)
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Because freedom wins, every time
freedom?
to me this means you can walk down the street with a beer in your hands without being condemned.
this means legally and socially.
i live where i can say and do anything i want without judgement, as long as it does not endanger the public.
you don't
freedom indeed.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-14 02:29:55 EST (#)
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Haven't I read this some place before?
Oh yeah, it's a post about American Politics being shit.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-13 23:50:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-13 22:09:50 EST (#)
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not when they leave over 300 billon $, in our money, here, which is losing value everyday against other currencys, rather than investing it in their own crumbling or yet to be existent infrastructure
China takes care of it's kids like a nig.....
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I'm sure they are very eager to take financial advice from the most debt-ridden country in the world. the "greatest" second world technological country in the world.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-01-13 23:36:28 EST (#)
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This is just silly.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-13 23:10:07 EST (#)
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"Your 'options', politically, are identical. You may as well play pin the tail on the donkey. "
yeah, cos we have a world of choice here in australia. ive never even voted. whats the fucking point - im gonna get the same politics no matter what choice i make, even if my vote was the one that decided the election (which, of course cant happen, because of margin of error, etc, but just saying...)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-13 22:09:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:44:23 EST (#)
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However, I am an American and I will tell you that China is now the most powerful country in the world. Not us.
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not when they leave over 300 billon $, in our money, here, which is losing value everyday against other currencys, rather than investing it in their own crumbling or yet to be existent infrastructure
China takes care of it's kids like a nig.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-13 21:06:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:57:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:44:23 EST (#)
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This did not seem very well put together. However, I am an American and I will tell you that China is now the most powerful country in the world. Not us.
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You Sick Little Weasel. You are so full of shit it drips down your chin. China cannot match our military nor our economy. Why? Because freedom wins, every time.
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Holy dumb. Now in understand why our brain stems control breathing and heartbeat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-13 19:49:10 EST (#)
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heh.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-13 19:01:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:28:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:40:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
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We agree 100%. Three times.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:59:16 EST (#)
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Thanks for your input, but as you're not American, you're not allowed an opinion on our politics.
+1 for 'freedom-mace'.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:57:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:44:23 EST (#)
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This did not seem very well put together. However, I am an American and I will tell you that China is now the most powerful country in the world. Not us.
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You Sick Little Weasel. You are so full of shit it drips down your chin. China cannot match our military nor our economy. Why? Because freedom wins, every time.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:07:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:44:23 EST (#)
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This did not seem very well put together. However, I am an American and I will tell you that China is now the most powerful country in the world. Not us.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-13 16:52:05 EST (#)
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I know it's a joke, so don't remind me you bindi-log
(the clock is counting down)
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-13 15:26:04 EST (#)
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Americunts?
well, I'm sure this person has an insightful and unbiased opinion on something they fully understand!
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:46:41 EST (#)
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Honolable Gleat-Glandfathel say, he leady to land and poke you Glandfathel in poopshoot. Then, clazy Amelicans stick noses in. Mebbe some day Honolable Nipponese man stop by and poke YOU in poopshoot, you lelative of convicts.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:44:52 EST (#)
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Ah, missed the review he was replying to. Danger_ Ranger? Sarcastic? Never. *rolls eyes* <irony>
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:43:12 EST (#)
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Oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:40:11 EST (#)
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You should only type in capital letters if you are sure you are right. that way everyone knows that you have the right answer and we can be educated by your perceptive wisdom.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:32:22 EST (#)
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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:29:45 EST (#)
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insightful
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:29:21 EST (#)
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He's being sarcastic not pretending to be British. No self respecting Australian would pretend to be British. They are Australian.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:28:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:26:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:48:29 EST (#)
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I'm loving the Brit/ Aussie confusion. Only in America!
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If I'm not allowed to claim that I'm Irish and Italian because I was born and raised in the US, despite having grandparents on both sides off the boat, then neither can anyone else claim cross-continental heritage. We're not all as dumb as some of you like to think, lady;)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-13 14:15:26 EST (#)
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everyone leave me alone. My geordie pride is hurting
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:48:29 EST (#)
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I'm loving the Brit/ Aussie confusion. Only in America!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:45:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:40:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:44:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:36:53 GMT (#)
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man u stuck 6 balls between against jakes geordies
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Yes but your team activly wanted to poach Redknapp, I mean talk about low expectations
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:41:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:39:26 EST (#)
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Oscar is a wise wise man
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:38:30 EST (#)
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Only One Christiano Ronaldo! ahahahahhahaha jake you big newcastle brown drinking homo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:36:53 EST (#)
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man u stuck 6 balls between against jakes geordies
Do Not Mention This Ever Again Or There Will Be Consequences.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:27:02 EST (#)
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He/she who changes the Constitution and bans guns will be shot within thirty days.
...for the remaining smallish window of time you have left as the world's most powerful nation.
Show us the facts.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:23:02 EST (#)
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In case you're that dense, by "stop generalizing", I mean stop acting like everyone in the States is of the same opinion, douche.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:22:14 EST (#)
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And you cunts need to accept for the remaining smallish window of time you have left as the world's most powerful nation, that life doesn't revolve around your super-sized self importance.
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Stop generalizing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 13:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ive never liked limes much.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:40:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' limey
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We're AMERICOCKS not americunts you stupid fucking limey.
We piss on the rest of the world and fuck it.
anyways...
Politics: I feel dirty when I talk about em...more comfortable talking about porn than politics.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:16:09 EST (#)
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How do you figure you're a Brit?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a British heat-whore
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:10:48 EST (#)
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yes I'm a brit, and I love football. Earth to dickwads, earth to dickwads - this is Earth. Research called and told you to not be virgins.
Dear everybody. please appreciate this is a throw-your-hands-up-in-the-air-in-despair post. Listen to the song. It doesn't mention getting gay, manning the barricades, maroon 5 or voting for the next best thing. it is just a post. I repeat. It is just a post. like the tall white things man u stuck 6 balls between against jakes geordies. even that portugeeser.
oh and go and fuck yourselves. I'm gonna go maybe backpack through Peru, or work for time on a farm in Timbucktoo.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You may as well play pin the tail on the donkey. maybe elephant.
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That's the problem- a whole fucking lot of Americans DO.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-13 12:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, too, except for that last bit. The Tempe Old Devils would make mince meat of the Wallabies.
In the end, the American hegemony will have lasted less than a hundred years, and will be cited as little more than a footnote. What's important are things like making french toast for the ones you love.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck...
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*...did I miss a rant by a know-it-all Brit? Damn, that would have been entertaining. He would have told us how his country does things, then tells us how our shit should be worked out. Oh if only I weren't so bored to death.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uh, thanks. We'll get right on that.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alright th1ndy
lungfish? A fortnight ago my dad told me if it wasn't for your lot? - we'd be speaking japanese. I countered with if it wasn't for your lot, Palestine probably wouldn't have become a non-country, Korea wouldn't have been an 'action', Australia never would've believed in the domino effect, and the u.s. would've still sucked at rugby.
he agreed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...life doesn't revolve around your super-sized self importance."
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Exactly. This is why I agree with, albeit in politically incorrect fashion, Icarus' post below.
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"...not dropping Iraq like we did Afganistan once the Soviets pulled out"
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Ah. A conundrum. A seeming contradiction, in fact. We made a mess of it. I s'pose we should fix it. Problem is, we're just going to fuck it up more. I say, give this problem to the United Nations, or Australia, apologize, promise never to do it again, drink some beer, leave everybody the fuck alone for a long long time, realize we can't solve everybody's (or anybody's) problems, take care of our own problems (the point of Icarus' post), drink some beer, and drink some beer. Then, we should socialize medicine. That would be cool.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:24:31 EST (#)
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alright ranger!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger Ranger is Ubers George Orwell.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't recall asking for your opinion, dickboy.
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I don't recall asking for yours, knob-end.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sp, shit. anyway I'm not sleeping very well. *you* try spelling properly with bart's stupidly glaring white submit page at 2 in the morning.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-13 11:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't recall asking for your opinion, dickboy.