Ubersite, I have come temporarily out of retirement to deliver you this dire warning... (1305 hits)
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Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-14 01:34:13 EST
Never, ever, EVER let one rip while brushing your teeth. The combined odor is disgusting enough to kill Chuck Norris, even Goebbels would have gagged at the merest whiff of what I just accidentally concocted.
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-15 14:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH WELL TAKE THIS +2 MOTHERFUCKER!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-15 14:11:21 EST (#)
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Well, as long as it's noted on the halls of Internet Triumph, I guess I'm ok with where things stand.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:07:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:50:22 EST (#)
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MudWhistle, I could contribute more to this site while sleeping than you have in your entire tenure here. Do some research before you try to slap down your betters, it only winds up making you look dumb and my feelings are hardly hurt.
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you love yourself a lot.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-15 06:24:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:50:22 EST (#)
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MudWhistle, I could contribute more to this site while sleeping than you have in your entire tenure here. Do some research before you try to slap down your betters, it only winds up making you look dumb and my feelings are hardly hurt.
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hahahha...you're so easily riled. listen chump...er...champ...I don't need to research, I know who you are and what you've contributed ok. It's all noted in the Halls of Internet Triumph and most likely noted on your resume. Rest easy knowing that I've not tarnished your internet legend.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post may be a masterpiece of modern theatre. Look at how it has split the ranks of those who normally would agree.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-15 01:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good work
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
k.
thx.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-14 21:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Halitosis plus shit equals nasty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-14 18:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thx for the warning, good lookin out
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MudWhistle, I could contribute more to this site while sleeping than you have in your entire tenure here. Do some research before you try to slap down your betters, it only winds up making you look dumb and my feelings are hardly hurt.
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...so are you saying they are kinda hurt?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-14 17:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jer: We should hang out again soon bro...talk shit, tell some lies, drink a few.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT KIND OF TOOTHPASTE???
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MudWhistle, I could contribute more to this site while sleeping than you have in your entire tenure here. Do some research before you try to slap down your betters, it only winds up making you look dumb and my feelings are hardly hurt.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:29:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:06:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:38:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:33:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
ahahahahahahah
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which toothpaste were you using? I have an experiment I want to try.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think that retirement means you've added something worthwhile to the group and are missed for not being there
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:06:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:38:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
ahahahahahahah
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-14 12:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know Uber is dead when Razor comes out with shit like this.
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Uber, I'm sure, is still Uber. I just don't have the combination of time/desire/content to post here with any meaning.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
thanks for the tip, bro.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, I think trying to get the gum out of my ass hairs again from the daft woman who forgot to take their gum out before giving me a rimjob and when I farted blew a bubble.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:24:45 EST (#)
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Desperately seeking approval and affection on a website below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:17:44 EST (#)
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First-hand experience below.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:13:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:49:20 EST (#)
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Mmm....mint and ass. Just like forgetting to spit out your spearmint gum before a rimjob.
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So true....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-14 10:11:18 EST (#)
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thanks for sharing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:49:20 EST (#)
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Mmm....mint and ass. Just like forgetting to spit out your spearmint gum before a rimjob.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This piece of shit sure won't be a ratings helper.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:38:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
ahahahahahahah
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:37:49 EST (#)
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oh ew
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:33:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:26:26 EST (#)
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http://www2.ubersite.com/m/114218
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-14 09:25:54 EST (#)
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Has your significant other ever snuck into the bathroom to take a dump while you were taking a nice hot steamy shower? It's awful. Awful.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:52:43 EST (#)
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thanks for sharin sharon
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:43:42 EST (#)
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awwwww.... this very cute, actually;
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:53:03 EST (#)
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The problem is with you. NOT Rob_Berg. Rob_Berg rocks. Always has, always will
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Hey rob if the marriage doesn't work out and you turn out to be gay...
BOY DO I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:39:41 EST (#)
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Only thing I can think of that is worse...
My dog sleeps with me, on the colder nights he goes under the covers and pretty much only leave his nose out.
Sometimes he farts...and they wait until I move or turn in my sleep...waking up gagging from the stench is no fun.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jew breath
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:22:03 EST (#)
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Iconce let one rip while getting a blowjob from Method's Mom. It just made her suck faster.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-01-14 08:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for buttplosions
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-14 07:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:53:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:39:17 EST (#)
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you can rip whatever you want while brushing your teeth. nobody else is there, anyway.
Meanwhile, there is something about rob berg that makes me want to go through every single one of his posts and -2 them systematically with little sally and other alters i haven't created yet.
why do I want to do these things?
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The problem is with you. NOT Rob_Berg. Rob_Berg rocks. Always has, always will
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two i made myself laugh.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you can rip whatever you want while brushing your teeth. nobody else is there, anyway.
Meanwhile, there is something about rob berg that makes me want to go through every single one of his posts and -2 them systematically with little sally and other alters i haven't created yet.
why do I want to do these things?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-01-14 06:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you know Uber is dead when Razor comes out with shit like this.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-01-14 05:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how's that for random bullshit?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-01-14 05:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you berg!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 05:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This post is bullshit.
Yet, that seems to be the norm around here these days.
Uber is such a random beauty.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 04:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh nevermind. Here's a plus two for
Arideth.
P.S. This is still horseshit.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-14 04:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rip while brusning the teeth? I don't understand. This post sucks.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 03:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
honesty when dealing with self-evaluation is an important start, below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 03:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...bored?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-14 02:46:31 EST (#)
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if i rip one in a confined area, i'm dead
it's just that simple
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-14 02:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm. goebbels was a funny reference, but im not big on all those chuck norris jokes. and im not dead yet, so they might be overblown.
Submitted by waynebebay (user info) at 2008-01-14 02:13:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yummy
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-14 01:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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