Near Death Experience, NFL Playoffs, Bitchy Roommates, and NSFW. (1479 hits)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (View user info) at 2008-01-14 13:28:00 EST
It snowed last night and is still snowing today. Getting to work this morning was miserable. My car is less than stellar in snow. I've only owned it since August and I think I've gotten very comfortable with it in the snow to the point where I won't get stuck or lose control. The major key is to keep a steady pace, not too fast and not too slow. Easy, steady pace with light pressure on the gas pedal. Tires start to spin? Let off the gas and coast for a few feet before tapping the pedal lightly to regain control. Not too hard for a RWD high horsepower with no snow tires. For anything AWD or with 4WD, snow driving is a breeze. Right?
Wrong.
I'm driving down the road, minding my own business. It was nice. There was literally no one on the road going the same direction as me, with a few cars here and there going the opposite direction. At one point, I see this red pickup truck. Older, probably a mid 80s Chevy. The guy is driving in a straight line. All of a sudden, he loses control and his back end fishtails out and he starts doing 360s. I had an extremely quick train of thought for my two choices.
1) Keep driving. Wait until he's about to be parallel with the road and speed up to pass.
2) Slow down and/or stop and watch what happens.
I went with option 1. Good thing I did. I sped up a little and moved right past him. He kept 360ing, went into my lane of traffic (and would have hit me if I had stopped) and slammed into a sidewalk/tree combination. Right behind the guy (well, before he spun out) was a State Cop. He kept right on driving. Great Job!
Well, the Pats beat the Jags (who didnt see that one coming?), Colts lost to the Chargers, Dallas blew it against the Giants and Green Bay came out on top over Seattle.
My thoughts:
Congrats to the Pats. The Jags got fucking lucky with those touchdowns. Fuck.
Thank you, Chargers, Knock the fucking Colts off their fucking pedestal. Seriously, the Colts represent everything that is wrong with football. Payton Manning is a douche bag. He does so many fucking commercials. What a sellout piece of shit. Their owner is a board member for the NFL. He changes rules to benefit the Colts receivers because they lack the ability to get open. He also has publicly stated that he hates the Pats. He will do anything to beat them, including paying refs to make terrible calls. The Pats played through all those bullshit penalties and still beat the Colts. Fuck you, Indianapolis. Fuck you right in the fucking mouth. Pump more crowd noise through the speakers at the RCA Dome. Fucking cock smoking shit eating douche tips. On one hand I'm glad they lost to the Chargers, but on the other I would have liked to see the Colts get stomped in New England next week. However, the Chargers talk a lot of shit. Mainly Tomlinson. He's an arrogant son of a bitch. I cant wait to see him get lit up next week against the Pats front 7.
C'mon, Romo. If you want win in the playoffs, you're worthless. Get your shit together.
Green Bay, well done. Farve is a cool dude and I hope you beat the shit out of the Giants because Eli Manning is a piece of shit who needs to have his legs broken. That whiny mother fucker. Fuck him.
My roommate keeps turning the thermostat to 58 degrees in an attempt to save oil costs. He also pees in the toilet without flushing. I love going to pee in the middle of the night, walking in to the bathroom and smelling damp, stale piss. I fucking love it. Fuck. Flush the fucking toilet. FUCK.
NSFW Bewbz. Hollar?
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
17-0*
*wooo!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:03:41 EST (#)
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This post did everything right.
EVERYTHING!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:18:36 EST (#)
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"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:17:30 EST (#)
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why do people like suicide girls? they all look like trailer trash crack whores. is that sexy to you?"
absofuckinglutley
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-15 08:53:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:17:30 EST (#)
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why do people like suicide girls? they all look like trailer trash crack whores. is that sexy to you? ps- you can see the scars on her nipples from the boob job. *BLARF*
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Shes not a suicidegirl. But I do agree with you in some regard. A lot of those girls are trashy looking. Some of them are hot, though.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-15 08:50:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:37:49 EST (#)
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Right, which eam was it that cheated and had a coach reading all the calls so the defense/offense could pick the best plays? You seem to have odd knowledge about the sport. Pats season should be voided and they should be kicked out of the superbowl and stripped of the last three titles they had. Fuck cheaters. fuck spellcheck too.
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Right. Because teams have the same signals every game forever. Even when they trade players or former players are signed to opposing teams. Same exact signals. Fucking moron. They tape the game then it takes days to analyze the signals you fucking dolt. Its like baseball signals. Most of it is random bullshit with the real calls mixed in to fool other teams. Its not like they can see a coach rubbing the brim on his hat and that means its a cover-2 defense, you dipshit. Disregard the fact that every team signal steals. Hell, the Jets even came out and said they film the opposing teams coaches from the end zone because the rules only say you cant do it from the sideline.
When you know what you're talking about, you may speak again.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 00:13:23 EST (#)
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i dislike the patriots but i have to admire them.
i like san diego, i had them at 8-1 on bet fair to win, nice.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:17:30 EST (#)
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why do people like suicide girls? they all look like trailer trash crack whores. is that sexy to you? ps- you can see the scars on her nipples from the boob job. *BLARF*
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:56:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:43:25 EST (#)
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Rather ironic, a Pats fan complaining about other teams cheating. Since only one team was fined this year for exactly that. Hmmm....
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2008-01-14 21:03:25 EST (#)
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Fuck you
and have a nice day.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:43:25 EST (#)
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Rather ironic, a Pats fan complaining about other teams cheating. Since only one team was fined this year for exactly that. Hmmm....
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:43:01 EST (#)
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amen brother. how 'bout them pats?
i was at the game saturday, it was frickin nuts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-14 20:37:49 EST (#)
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Thank you, Chargers, Knock the fucking Colts off their fucking pedestal. Seriously, the Colts represent everything that is wrong with football. Payton Manning is a douche bag. He does so many fucking commercials. What a sellout piece of shit. Their owner is a board member for the NFL. He changes rules to benefit the Colts receivers because they lack the ability to get open. He also has publicly stated that he hates the Pats. He will do anything to beat them, including paying refs to make terrible calls. The Pats played through all those bullshit penalties and still beat the Colts. Fuck you, Indianapolis. Fuck you right in the fucking mouth. Pump more crowd noise through the speakers at the RCA Dome. Fucking cock smoking shit eating douche tips. On one hand I'm glad they lost to the Chargers, but on the other I would have liked to see the Colts get stomped in New England next week. However, the Chargers talk a lot of shit. Mainly Tomlinson. He's an arrogant son of a bitch. I cant wait to see him get lit up next week against the Pats front 7.
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Right, which eam was it that cheated and had a coach reading all the calls so the defense/offense could pick the best plays? You seem to have odd knowledge about the sport. Pats season should be voided and they should be kicked out of the superbowl and stripped of the last three titles they had. Fuck cheaters. fuck spellcheck too.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:57:00 EST (#)
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She needs to get her tits fixed... by, uh, taking out those ridiculous implants.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:42:58 EST (#)
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I also just realized there was a typo.
"C'mon, Romo. If you cant win in the playoffs, you're worthless. Get your shit together."
Fixed.
I fail at proof-reading.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-14 16:38:47 EST (#)
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HadToBeFail,
Except sort of not at all. I live in New England. I've been a Pats fan since I can remember. If you call being a fan of the same team, since I was like 6, "jumping on every sporting bandwagon I can find" then I wonder what a loyal fan is in your book.
Fail_Metal_Dude,
I'm not a sports writer. Thank you for pointing that out. You should win a blue ribbon for being such a sharp individual. Next, tell me that my name is from a TV show on HBO. Also, point out the fact we're on an internet website. Enlighten us all with your observations because you're so smart to point them out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-14 15:27:41 EST (#)
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This piece of shit post has no business being in the + column.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:59:54 EST (#)
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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7674832?MSNHPHMA
Submitted by Mekare (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:37:41 EST (#)
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All the Mannings are peices of shit.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:30:59 EST (#)
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Tattoos are hot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:17:21 EST (#)
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I'm not a fan of her fake tits.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:14:16 EST (#)
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you suck at talking about sports
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:07:22 EST (#)
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+2 pic
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 14:02:09 EST (#)
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oh, and she's pretty hot. like if janeane garofolo (or however the FUCK you spell that) had some younger sister who was into porn.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:57:43 EST (#)
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american football is only exceeded in uselessness by the fanatics who talk about it ad nauseam.
i like that chick's tattoo. not necessarily the subject matter, but the manner in which it was done. no sharp black outline = cool. i'm sick of seeing tattoos that are basically colour by numbers sheets.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:48:14 EST (#)
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So basically...you climb on every sporting bandwagon you can find. cool.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:45:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:37:40 EST (#)
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Fucking boston assholes
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Will you marry me?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:39:56 EST (#)
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Now SHE is hot
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:38:44 EST (#)
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**spews**
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:37:40 EST (#)
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Fucking boston assholes
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-14 13:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok.