Beatles Vs Rolling Stones (673 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-14 21:56:09 EST
In all honesty who would win if every beetle on Earth took on every stone on Earth?
I heard there is like 2 million insects for every person alive and this morning I saw a roach and two beetles on my drive. That means that beetles (statistically speaking) make up 2 thirds of all insects.
THATS A LOT OF BEETLES.
On the other hand, what constitutes a stone? I think every rock under the size of a boulder can count as a stone.
THATS A SHITLOAD OF STONES.
If the stones could get all the beetles together in a valley and then roll down the valley wall they could potentially squash all the beetles and therefore win.
THATS A FUCKING LOT OF SQUASHED BEETLES.
But, if the beetles could fly and get all the stones to go into the sea then they may not be able to get out and those beetles would win!
THATS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKLOAD OF STONES IN THE OCEAN.
This could potentially make the sea rise and the beetles would end up dead anyway. In which case:
WAR NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING. RESOLVE YOUR FUCKING DIFFERENCES PEACEFULLY BEETLES AND STONES.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:46:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-17 04:33:29 EST (#)
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i'm not loxly.
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You are.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:42:39 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-17 04:33:29 EST (#)
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i'm not loxly.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:41:02 EST (#)
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genius
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:14:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:13:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-16 06:24:30 EST (#)
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can't talk too busy
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-16 04:48:06 EST (#)
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But, if the beetles could fly and get all the stones to go into the sea then they may not be able to get out and those beetles would win!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 01:16:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:21:28 EST (#)
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Why the fuck did I laugh?
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The high level of awesome.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:21:28 EST (#)
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Why the fuck did I laugh?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-15 13:58:20 EST (#)
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Hehe
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-15 13:25:18 EST (#)
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I couldn't help it, a grin it was.
Random shit that it is. Those brownies are for AFTER work!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 13:00:04 EST (#)
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sadly, i'll admit, that i grinned.
Submitted by zxcvvcxz (user info) at 2008-01-15 11:43:27 EST (#)
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The answer would depend on whether the beetles could carry the stones. It's unknown to me if they could use simple tools to create a harness, then work in tandem to double their strength. Also, if some female Japanese beetle came in to the picture, she'd probably destroy any sort of cohesion and unity that the beetles previously had. She'd probably also have the worst voice ever.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-15 11:14:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:08:22 EST (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:56:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:53:42 EST (#)
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THIS POST IS A SHITLOAD OF SHIT
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He's right you know.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:53:42 EST (#)
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THIS POST IS A SHITLOAD OF SHIT
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-15 07:38:12 EST (#)
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you
shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants
and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Immigration.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-15 06:13:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-15 06:00:29 EST (#)
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then how about this one:
"GOLDBERG!!!"
It wasn't me.
No, it was me.
D2 - The Mighty Ducks.
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What about this then:
"HEY DON't STICK THAT IN THERE....."
- Ernest goes to the proctologist
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-15 06:00:29 EST (#)
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then how about this one:
"GOLDBERG!!!"
It wasn't me.
No, it was me.
D2 - The Mighty Ducks.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:38:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:33:18 EST (#)
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LOXLY!!!
WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry champ, Rob_Berg and I have already done that one today.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:33:18 EST (#)
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LOXLY!!!
WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:53:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:25:23 EST (#)
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Now we just need a clubhouse.
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I can only meet on thursdays after chess
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:26:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:22:55 EST (#)
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WAAAAZUUUUUP.
Things are good.
It's nice to have you back, fella.
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its true what they say about this place getting worse etc. I'd even pick quantity over quality. Iwonder what the Ålexis stats look like year on year, unfortunatley a long term downtrend methinks.
There are posts on the fron page that have been there for almost 4 days. I know that includes the slowness of the weekend but still... Remember George Michael?
Kick ass. we need someone like him back
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:25:23 EST (#)
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Now we just need a clubhouse.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:22:55 EST (#)
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WAAAAZUUUUUP.
Things are good.
It's nice to have you back, fella.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:13:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:09:03 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
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Hey rob_berg....
WASSSUPPPPP LOLZ remember those commercials???
the guy was all like, WASSSSUUUPPPP and then the other guys were all, WWWWWAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPP !!!111!!! LOLZ
Hows things buddy?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:09:03 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:08:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:04:54 EST (#)
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shut the fuck up you bubba loving berg sucking bohme licking cock sucker
TITLE YOUR POSTS LIKE I SAY OR I'LL NEVER REVIEW YOU AGAIN!!!
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Unfunny is not a word bitch
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:07:30 EST (#)
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wow
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-14 23:04:54 EST (#)
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shut the fuck up you bubba loving berg sucking bohme licking cock sucker
TITLE YOUR POSTS LIKE I SAY OR I'LL NEVER REVIEW YOU AGAIN!!!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:54:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:02:30 EST (#)
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Stones would kick beetle's collective asses. So what if beetles can fly; they can't push boulders no matter what.
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yeah but they could hover over the grand canyon and that would lead the stones over the edge.
It all depends on the depth perception of the stones
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:45:07 EST (#)
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Next: The Martinis vs Skrewdriver
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:39:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:21:39 EST (#)
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Look, fuckhead.
You need to tilte it \"Beetles vs Stones\" for the humor to work.
NO ROLLING.
And if I have to explain why, you are worthless and weak.
I did like the ending, so it wasn\'t a total loss.
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STFU bubba I'll 'tilte' it however the fuck I want.
No one fucking cares if you did/didn't blow some dude last night OR if you liked the fucking ending.
IT IS A TOTAL LOSS FOR YOU REGARDLESS
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:28:12 EST (#)
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YEAh FPLAY FREE BIRD
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:21:39 EST (#)
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Look, fuckhead.
You need to tilte it \"Beetles vs Stones\" for the humor to work.
NO ROLLING.
And if I have to explain why, you are worthless and weak.
I did like the ending, so it wasn\'t a total loss.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:14:01 EST (#)
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"2 + 2 = 5" - locksly
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:02:30 EST (#)
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Stones would kick beetle's collective asses. So what if beetles can fly; they can't push boulders no matter what.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2008-01-14 22:00:01 EST (#)
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The very format of this post has +2 written allover it.