Hello, dear friends! (1150 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-15 00:48:23 EST
I just wanted to say how very much I love you all, and also post several large photos of myself.
Most of them are of me wearing the same shirt, but it was hard to decide which picture was most awesome, so I chose them all.
PS. I'm pregnant
...with anticipation for your warm regards! Cheers!
User Reviews
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're about 100 times more attractive than any of the other monsters that insist on camwhoring here.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-15 22:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not pregnant you Mensa genius.
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You're slipping...
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y HALO THAR! TIN OPENER?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I have some jam stuck in the bottom of a jar... can I use your chin to get the last bit out?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-15 14:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Snark just made me laugh harder than anything here has in a LOOOONG time
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-15 13:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
little boner
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol Axotol... where have YOU been?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Warm Regards!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That bottom one is probably the best picture you've posted yet.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
??????
did you take camwhores from lisa's posts?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mazel tov
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-15 12:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should name the baby cry-face and give it a traditional wolfish upbringing.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.trojancondoms.com
PS
That's how the alphabet would look without Q and R.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, great smile.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG U R PREGGNNAT??!!1
CALL ME RITE AWAY
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate how mean everyone on uber is. Except Scourge, because at least he's funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...
i'm only reviewing this to have some record of my self awareness of being a fucking loser for even coming to this site anymore.
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lol
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yesterday i was paging back through old uber posts and ran across some snarky comment you made to someone. seeing your user name made me realize you hadn't been around for a little bit.
then i stabbed myself in the back of the hand with a sharpened pencil for even knowing that, and further justified this self mutilation for knowing the last thing you posted was some bitchy little something about a bracelet your mom was wearing.
i'm only reviewing this to have some record of my self awareness of being a fucking loser for even coming to this site anymore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 10:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113977 > thisp post
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You should fill out an organ-donor card and donate your chin to science. You could employ a team of doctors for years trying to study just what the fuck made it that fucking big.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-15 01:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember the wife from "King of Queens?"
You look like an ugly, shovel faced version of her.
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With a huge flat nose.
But go on listen to your friends, you really look great in that shirt. You should probably buy another one so you can wear it every day. I am sure then nobody will notice how unattractive your face is.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-15 02:24:34 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd make a good Mormon wife.
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EL OH EL
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I am the only person to have read this properly. congrats on not being pregnant- it's a terrible business.
I like your new year crown.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it Shlongy's kid?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-15 09:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR TADPOLE BREATH!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-15 08:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 08:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-15 07:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go abortion route and do us all a favor. I'm more than willing to push you down the steps if you'd like.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-15 07:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno much about fashion, are those see through blouses still in style? I seem to remember the 'bodiqua' girls wearing them about 10 years ago.
just a question is all.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-15 07:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have the magical ability to make every smile seem fake.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa is actually a very classy lady who fully believes in abortion. There is no way she'd end up preggers unless she was feeling really, really, really lazy.
Besides, she wouldn't have any time what with caring for the elderly, writing the next great American novel and learning Spanish for her mission to Venezuala with the Red Cross. That she even finds the time to lapdance blind guys for $70 a go is staggering.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-15 05:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
congrats on the pregnancy!!!!!
Do you know which frat party you were at when it happened?
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the picture of you on the rag
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd make a good Mormon wife.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lame comment : 30 seconds
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Dismissive aloof response, referencing lame comment : 15 seconds
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Uppity chivalrous nerd steps up for pointless defending : 3 minutes.
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My inevitable loss of interest : 1.5 seconds
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The smug self satisfaction that you can still flirt shamelessly with a rabid collection of snarky nerds: timeless.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cunts don't read posts no more.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-15 03:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-15 02:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha preggers.
way to damn yourself to hell, woman.
Should've used a boysenberry condom...apparently it's like pie. That was a good movie.
I expect massive about of hate from you...or you're losing it.
I'm not pregnant you Mensa genius.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-15 02:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gosh. Is there a lucky dude or is this just a whole new reason for women to be terrified of public toilets?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-15 02:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha preggers.
way to damn yourself to hell, woman.
Should've used a boysenberry condom...apparently it's like pie. That was a good movie.
I expect massive about of hate from you...or you're losing it.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-15 02:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty, I think.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-15 01:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I think you look really cute in that second picture.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-15 01:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember the wife from "King of Queens?"
You look like an ugly, shovel faced version of her.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-15 00:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your head reminds me of a small dog. like a chiuahuahauaha.
ps. only whores become pregnant.