Three Words That Don't Belong Together - The Contest (2504 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2008-01-15 15:31:49 EST
Once upon a time, in a land before fast food, fast cars, and fast acting pain relief. When pussies were hairy and a man wasn't a man unless he'd killed something with his teeth, a lone Fucktard sat on ancient stone in an ancient land and wiped poo onto a piece of bark.
Ancient Fucktard Man was pretty much the same as his equally hairy and bumpy forheaded brethren, such as Neanderthal man, except he liked to beat his 'UNK' a little more and he liked to draw on cave walls. Mostly he drew pictures. He drew pictures of animals. He drew pictures of animals he'd procreated with. Many of them had been dead at the time.
Ancient Fucktard Man was a gentle and generous lover but not particularly selective. He also had the hands of a concert pianist. His fingers were long and nimble and he often used them to wipe his ass, which unfortunately brings us back to the Fucktard and the bark.
Right about now you may have guessed that the poo on the bark may have been the worlds first letter and you would be right. The more astute of you may have guessed that Fucktard man would eventually string several differently shaped smears together on the same piece of bark to comprise the first word, and you would be correct as well.
A few of the most intelligent of you might also decide that making art of any kind with poo is wrong and you also would be right.
In truth, what Fucktard man did was friggin disgusting. It makes me gag when I think about it. It makes me want to wipe my ass with the business end of a fire hose for the rest of my life.
However, it did lead to something magical as well. Words... wonderful wonderful words. Funny, provocative, disgusting, easily bent words...
Reply to this post with three words that should never ever EVER appear together.
Make me laugh. Make me Cry. Ruin my already stunted faith in humanity.
The person to provide the most fucked up combination (they gotta make some kinda sense)wins a tribute post written by myself.
I leave you with a final bit of prose as an example:
Vagina Blood Fart
GO!
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 15:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't usually go for sloppy seconds, but it's a compliment coming from you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i fucking win all the simple minded contests!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And the winner is:
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pimple puss puree
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Yep, that one nearly made me bolemic.
Special mention goes to Sacrilicious... which now that I think about it could be turned into Delicious Sack Religion... (gurk) Her entry of kindergarten Vixens Uncensored comes a very very close second.
Assholy's entry of 3 Nuns Fucking actually had the opposite effect which doesn't bode well for me.
Circe rocks just because she does.
Danger Ranger is in for one hell of a shock once he realizes the only place I exist is in his head.
Orgamatron took an easy third with damn near every one of his entries. If his head ever splits open, I fear for us all.
I'll try and get your post up sometime in the next couple of days Mud...
Cheers
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 20:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
eat
a
dick.
Submitted by jaker29902 (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairy Herpes Pussy
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Ranking: 2
Puppy. Honey. Penis.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn.
I'm having a hard time deciding between about 5 of these...
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eight pound labia
Visible ball tumor
Dinner plate areola
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Winner.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-19 04:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rotten Cock Drops.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 16:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fergot to whore this up:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114410
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-18 16:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eight pound labia
Visible ball tumor
Dinner plate areola
Holy Shit these could be names for the most awesomest bands evar!
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Just imagine the summer music festival that they'd all play at. "Did you get your tickets yet? I can't believe I'm going to see Visible Ball Tumor!!" "Oh whatever, man, the guitarist was so much better back when he played for Ubelieveable Bloodqueef Tolerance." "Well, whatever, you're both wrong...he was ace way back in his original high school band Zipper/Testicle Accident." "God, I hope they play Bile (The Throwup On The Floor Could Be Someone You Love) the way they did back in Coachella in 2002. By the time the fifth bass player started hitting his notes half the crowd was blind and the other half had shit themselves. It was like Crucial Episiotomy's epic performance on The Tonight Show, only with more flies."
But whom would headline, and why?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 16:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck my son
Fuck me Grandpa!
Eat my arm!
Shit on me.
not THAT cup!
Electric sack razor
Mr. Bush Wins!
What's a vagina?
My votes go here.
And below.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 16:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I've laughed at least ten times reading through this gem.
Nice work! Three Cheers for Uber!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eight pound labia
Visible ball tumor
Dinner plate areola
Holy Shit these could be names for the most awesomest bands evar!
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are *so* yesterday.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear borey, you suck. Once, in future land, I wondered why you suck so much at sport. It then occurred to me that you suck, I shrugged a little and thought why am I watching every nation on the planet embrace tennis - except canadia, and then I realised it's because you're all gay.
Sure you had that guy with the fairly big serve, but he turned english (like that hargreaves kiddie), because he had a drug habit (woah, a canaidian looking forward to 4:20) and wanted to say, "hey, I have a drug habit and when I lose in the second round at wimbledon all the time I can say dude i'm a fucking stoner".
There was 'mary-jesus-i'm-ugly-pierce' - but she was emphatically FRENCH, like omg go being french and not northern american like you are, and that's about it. FRANCE OWNS OTHER PLACES IN THE WORLD, UNLESS THERE'S A WAR.
bloody hell.
you suck.
and that's about it.
You.
Suck.
balls.
your country sucks balls.
most people don't even like maple syrup. that's how much you suck.
I'm going to plus two this so you don't cry like a sissy boy, you four-eyed fagatroid.
grow the flying fuck up. and learn sport, you dickwad.
here's a heads' up, stop hosting the world swimming championships. jesus you guys are incredibly dumb.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm voting Hillary"
************
And for his next trick he'll do something funny!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Puppy implodes necrotizing fasciitis (I know it's techinically 4 words but the last 2 are the same thing, plus that would be fuckin' horrifying and you know it!)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm voting Hillary"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post stillblows
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2008-01-17 17:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oprah as "Tubgirl"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK that's enough. I'll announce the winner tomorrow after I've had enough time to read and barf.
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Ranking: 0
natural lint flavor
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-16 21:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...that was supposed to be:
480V 3Ø Shocker
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-16 21:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
shit the spacesuit
dick in knot
480V 3
superkalifragilisticexpialidocious singing umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddleiye
lost handcuff key
misty watercolor feelings
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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i fucked cookielass
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kindergarten Vixens: Uncensored
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Fucking winner, surely.
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Woman has spoken.
I NEED THIS.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anonymous aids testing
Equal opportunity Employer
underage creampie compilation
adolescent erotic massage
autistic face modeling
caustic face cream
you're hurting me
just one drink
amniotic fluid martini
Hemroid fetish site
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eight pound labia
Visible ball tumor
Dinner plate areola
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
recreational catheter usage
Five gallon enema
four drink limit
Prom night virgin
extra large thong
Quadrapalegic gymnastic squad
blind window washer
female sperm donor
no contact lapdance
fallopian tube earrings
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-16 15:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds of the "googlewhack" game...to some extent
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 15:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like steak
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 15:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Talk to beef?
(Charming meat product.)
Beverages taste good.
Liver is scared.
When is good?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-16 15:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fromundacheese cuisine noosphere
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
President Hillary Clinton
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114381
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man made mayonnaise
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Ranking: 0
Delicious Bot Fly
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Ranking: 0
leper butt fisting
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cleft palette kissing
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ejaculate-filled chocolate
Carrion face mask
Spit-lubricated corpse
Swallowing live maggots
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mouth caught queef
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahaha
Oh shit. This is going to be tough.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
popped testicle saute
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Retards gone wild
Barbed Benwa Balls
Marriage is forever
Cool herpes sore
Deep fried fetus
Carrion fondue party
KKK integration party
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Raw porkchop insertion
Epic bologna bop
Corn cob dildo
Shoe sniffing shudder
Razor-vagina mistake
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic butt illusion
Uneventful mulatto convention
Liquid nitrogen enema
Is it in?
Did you finish?
Kidney stone cereal
Cyst meatballs, mmm!
Silly Nigerian hat
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark's stinky smegma
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lifelong pooping chums
Chew the turd
Woodpecker asshole violence
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stank o-ring malfeasance
Fist my hysterectomy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Infected Adult Circumcision
Eunuchs Gone Mute
Submitted by genericIntent (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leper getting head
lunch lady striptease
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eat my ulcer
Enema fluid bath
Drinking Tubgirl's juice
Colostomy bag shake-n-bake
And I helped!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, I meant:
Horrific priapism snap
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smell my prolapse
Tumors for dinner
Horriffic prolapse snap
Roach infested vagina
Smothered by fupa
Prehensile penis shenanigans
Back acne fetish
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
gay eval kaneval
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk skunk fuck
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tasty Vaginal Discharge
cunt stained biotch
Sheep Douche Nozzle
Cow Pie Sunday
Toasted Shit Sandwich
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Comfortable Male Bonding
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's scrotum shavings
Puppy anal leakage
Texas sized catheter
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Castration Olympics Relay
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Steve Stingray Irwin
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheese-grater sex fun
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
private dancing midget
simple ass sex
pimple puss puree
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 08:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
another fucking bandwagon
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-16 05:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sicosemen is funny
Submitted by onplaNetdope (user info) at 2008-01-16 04:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No fucking chance
Submitted by onplaNetdope (user info) at 2008-01-16 04:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do some work!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 04:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your tits stink
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
add some crisco
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eachother with crowbars
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
three nuns fucking
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
submission B Low
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am done.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
super bowl giants
(not gonna happen, fags)
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
law abiding negro
Zing!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Help stop violence?"
There was this dude on the quad today handing out "become a vegetarian" pamphlets. man, was he resilient. it was 10 degrees, and I felt like my knuckles were going to start bleeding while making the 5 minute walk between classes. he was out there when i went to the library at 10 and still out there when i walked back to my car at 3. i passed him four times. i took a pamphlet the first time, crumpled it up, and threw it out without looking at it (read: im a pretty hardcore rebel). But all four times I walked past him, he said the same thing in the same tone to every person that walked past.
Help stop violence?
Help stop violence?
Help stop violence?
Help stop violence?
Help stop violence?
(I grabbed one off you earlier)
Why, thank you.
*bows*
Help stop violence?
Help stop violence?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
POETRY FUCKING ROCKS!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-16 03:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hygienic crack whore
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-16 01:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah ok.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 01:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is that a question?
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I'm just generally surprised when he is.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is that a question?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im sorry, you dont know me well enough to be so familiar with me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-15 22:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
willfully ignorant conjecture
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Sam is funny?
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's raining men
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-16 00:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Steak, I'm pregnant.
You're the father.
I'm against abortion.
It's a girl.
I'm only fourteen.
Meet my parents.
They're against abortion.
You should run.
Submitted by PorcupineFloyd (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vibrating choad stimulator
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-15 22:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
willfully ignorant conjecture
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kindergarten Vixens: Uncensored
_________
Fucking winner, surely.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-15 23:13:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
future is uber
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-01-15 22:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Stop blowing me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-15 22:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
War for democracy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
penis-beartrap incident
incestuous birth announcement
Luddites Gone Wild!
homeless guidance counselor
Second Life Coach
menstrual monkey mixer
Suck what? Gross!
failed skydiving attempt
Prolapsed Pony Porn
Kindergarten Vixens: Uncensored
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Placenta Smoothie Addiction
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-15 21:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Suck my son
Fuck me Grandpa!
Eat my arm!
Shit on me.
not THAT cup!
Electric sack razor
Mr. Bush Wins!
What's a vagina?
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Florescent dental vagina
(actual content of SPAM I received- hell just go check your inbox)
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Assplay with nails
Fetal acid bath
Equine sex act
Malevolent bean diarreah
It's a tapeworm
Spiders inside ear
Disco Downs baby
Proletariat funk sausage
Rotten hangdown smell
Fishy nethers...yum
Slow down, mom
Carefully sliced nipples
Soviet pants! Canasta!
Empirical dick evidence
Irreparable asshole damage
Clown enforced catheterization"
this reply gave me the biggest boner ever, so much so that i'm now pretty sure i've contracted priapism
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have anything to add right now, but i find it extremely odd that earlier today a girl told me she could fart blood from her vag
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That's one of the most disgusting things I've heard in quite some time." i told her it was hot. with three t's
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these would all horrify me pretty equally were i to hear them:
MJ's turned on
emo music rules
i am pregnant
bears win superbowl (all for you beeb)
i've stopped lactating
welcome to nebraska
our food's vegan
bonjour, mon ami
out of whiskey
ass's exit-only
hillary has won
aaaaaaaaand
hi, i'm rob
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have anything to add right now, but i find it extremely odd that earlier today a girl told me she could fart blood from her vag
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That's one of the most disgusting things I've heard in quite some time.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have anything to add right now, but i find it extremely odd that earlier today a girl told me she could fart blood from her vag.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-01-15 20:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When's UberMadness V?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-15 19:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can think of only TWO words that belong together:
Women's Rights
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bush Wants Peace
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You done yet?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Playground Upskirt Photography
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am pregnant
Submitted by FrankenChrist (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
clinton anal bleeding
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
favorite razor slide
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hot penis saw
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anal fistula seepage
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-15 18:07:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's so...small.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thorough urethral swab
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Afterbirth for dinner
Curb stomp party
Gumjob me, grandma?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus dug guys.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Painful yellow discharge"
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i experienced chlamydia
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't swallow / tell me when
Stop, it hurts
Ease it in
broken bottle dildo
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Prop her up."
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody Stink Hole.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anus Flavored Cookies.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"What, me worry?"
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Painful yellow discharge"
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"No more beer."
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Think warm thoughts."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-15 17:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sweat-drenched dried labia
gay rapist nun
severe cunt whiplash
grotesque fecal nightmare
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bubba is hilarious
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sicosemen can write.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulaincort: Heterosexual God
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Assplay with nails
Fetal acid bath
Equine sex act
Malevolent bean diarreah
It's a tapeworm
Spiders inside ear
Disco Downs baby
Proletariat funk sausage
Rotten hangdown smell
Fishy nethers...yum
Slow down, mom
Carefully sliced nipples
Soviet pants! Canasta!
Empirical dick evidence
Irreparable asshole damage
Clown enforced catheterization
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:49:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orgamstron and poetry
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stabbed inside peehole
Anal gunshot wound
Rusty episiotomy shears
Drugless eye surgery
Being cremated alive
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tit tasty ass.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Less teeth dad
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Savage egg dump
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Umbilical cord spaghetti
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge naked girl
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That's not true....See? "Scourge refuses to get naked near a girl."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
firmly gripped scrotum
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unecessary breast reduction
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to Uber
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HA!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:16:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tree hugging dendrophiliac
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Erect nipple crevasse
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Word Association Bitch
Honestly, though, I can see this being the next WAB
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good new Uberusers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge naked girl
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
kill for god
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stir fried fetus.
Plus it has a ring to it.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
git 'er done
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i suck at these games
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
felching masticated peni
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let's sniff farts
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy got laid
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This fucking blows.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-15 16:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
black/mexican offspring
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not eighteen.
Did I win yet or what, I'm getting tired.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
negative two die
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
murder, death, kill
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lobster smear.
Maybe I just don't understand the rules.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smoke baby penis
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bend him over.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mung flavored smoothie
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anal Sweat Gland.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
masturbation, whipped cream, waiter.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
crunchy vaginal wart
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vote for _____!!!
(I hate politics and politicians so I couldn't just pick one to single out aside from the fact I think that our government elections should be more like jury duty rather than popularity contests)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Serious Writer's Forum
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:40:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ham Burger Helper
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Testicles, meat-grinder, fiberglas.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Har!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
penis, blood, cytoscope
god I'm such a whore.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86981
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hermaphroditic necrophilia smear
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to Uber
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i fuck babies
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manatee Shank Steak
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-15 15:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
felching moist foodstuffs