Stagnant Water (1145 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2008-01-16 09:48:47 EST
I moved into a house that sat next to a cemetery. I didn't mind so much, because the cemetery, from what I could see, was beautiful. It had rolling hills, stone mausoleums, huge dark pine trees and ancient headstones, worn with time and sorrow. There was a huge wrought iron fence surrounding the old burial ground, and a beautiful stone arch over the entrance.
I'd often invite my out of town friends over for dinner and drinks. The cemetery was always the first subject that came up. We'd be sitting in my dining room, glasses of wine in our hands, amber light filtering in through the blinds, and talk about ghosts, death and eternity.
One night, after a few glasses of a delicious red wine that was full bodied and reminiscent of the oak barrels it was made in, we decided to act like teenagers and sneak through the cemetery with our cameras, looking for ghosts.
We filed out of the house, one by one, giggling and shushing each other. We climbed over the black fence, making more noise than necessary, and found ourselves standing in the grass, just outside of a family plot. Some of us bent low to read the headstones, others took pictures of the graveyard, and a few whined about how stupid we were being.
We deep into the cemetery, away from the roads and houses. We had to keep stopping so that the people with cameras could check the tiny digital screens, looking for orbs and smoke and whatnot in the pictures they had taken. At one point we were all called to a halt by Natalie. I looked over and saw her face aglow as she looked down at her camera.
"There's a fence over there..." She said, looking from her camera to a dark area off to our right. She passed around her camera so we could see what she was talking about.
There was, indeed, a fence. It was about three feet tall, made in the same style as the fence that ran along the edges of the cemetery.
As we clambered over the gravestones I noticed that the misquotes we getting terrible. There was also a rank odor in the air. Rank odors in a cemetery bring only bad things to mind. I was imagining rotten corpses strewn about, or decaying fingers clawing their way through the grass. I was not thinking that we would find a cement pool.
The pool, from what I could see, reminded me of the pools at the old English manors. It was obviously very old, trimmed with worn stones. The water shone like black marble. There was a tombstone within the fenced area, and I kneeled down next to it, leaned close, and tried to read the inscription.
Mary Fort
1878-1889
Beloved Daughter
Be As Happy In The Next As You Were In The First
I read this aloud to the group, and all of the girls sighed and said something or other about her age, being young, etc... The guys were still standing by the pool, talking about the stagnant water and jokingly pushing one another towards the edge of the pool.
The next day I went up to the local library, on a mission. I thought I could pull the old microfilm and find out who Mary Fort was, and why she was buried with a pool.
I didn't even have to go that far. The librarian, deeply etched with wrinkles and smelling like urine, was more than happy to tell me the story of Mary Forts pool.
She was the daughter of the richest family in town. She apparently loved to swim, which was the end of her. She was found, floating, face down in the family pond. I could picture her long dark hair swirling around her head, her lifeless body gently bobbing in the water and leaves collecting in the folds of her swim suit.
Her family wanted her to be buried by their pond, so that she could be near the water she always loved. However, no amount of money would convince the city council to change their burial policies. Everyone must be within the confines of the graveyard.
Initially, when the family expressed their idea to put a pool in the cemetery, they were all but laughed at. But when the offer to finance the new town hall was mentioned, the council reconvened and reconsidered.
So, somewhat sadistically, Mary was buried next to the very thing that killed her.
Oddly enough, I felt like the old woman had left something out, but I thought it'd be rude to question her, so I left it alone.
Weeks later I was having lunch with my boyfriend, and he suggested going for a jog before we turned in for the night. My stomach felt heavy and I felt a little drunk, but I agreed.
We decided to run through the cemetery, beneath the shade of the huge pines. Eventually we found ourselves next to the pool. I told him about Marys story as we climbed over the fence.
"Want to go in?" he asked, with a mischievous grin spreading across his face.
"No." Not only did the thought of swimming in stagnant water bother me, but the thought of swimming in stagnant water in a cemetery was more than I could handle. Just as I was thinking about dead bodies lining the bottom of the pool, Mike pushed me in.
The rage I felt was unbelievable, but I couldn't help but laugh when he jumped in right behind me. Feeling nauseated by the images of death that were creeping around in my mind, I hurried to the edge to pull myself out.
Something that felt like seaweed twisted around my ankle, and I panicked, knowing there was no seaweed growing in a cement pool. My head went under.
I lay there, face down, long dark hair swirling around my head, my lifeless body gently bobbing in the water and leaves collecting in the folds of my jogging outfit. My boyfriend bobbed beside me, our fingers touching for the last time.
The back of Marys tombstone read:
May She Gather Many Friends In The Afterlife
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-09 11:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
splendid
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-09 06:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh... creepy...
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-09 04:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It held my attention for 5 minutes. +2!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-08 22:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd at least try human if we were legally allowed to eat it.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
it....tastes....bad
really, really....bad
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2008-02-08 22:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2008-02-08 21:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, looks like the old gang is still hangin out
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-02-08 11:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were still alive, I'd tell you that this was awesome.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foo shizzle!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong, pumpkin? I assuming this was good, but I didn't read it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 21:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry if I seemed rude earlier today - having read over that shit show of a post you got included in the blast radius of my snarky-ness and it was undeserved.
I know it doesn't mean shit - still, it makes ME feel better knowing that you know that I know I was a dick.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-23 22:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know about actually camping, probally just stop by or sumpin
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-21 13:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVER!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-17 17:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114403
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually have no idea. HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING, WTF.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:43:18 EST (#)
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I don't have a brother.
Or DO I?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forthewin, everyone on uber knows absolutly everything about my personal life. Don't they? Or have I been slacking on my self effacious exposure?
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No we're relatively up to date. I'm just waiting for the episode where you find your boyfriend cheating on you with your mum and your brother goes to prison for fraud, meaning you have to move in with his gay lover whom you end up having un-gay sex with before you find him cheating on you with your dad. Your parents divorce and you, cut off from all your family, go back to the same boyfriend who left you recently.
At that point you'll just be repeating yourself until the end of time and the Corn Nuggett show just won't be as good as it used to be.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:00:39 EST (#)
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Icarus, I'm glad you liked it... I wrote it on a whim, and I haven't written fiction in a long time. So it felt good to be able to 'create' something for once.
I get called emo on here but yuppie irl, so... I can't win for losin'- or whatever it is they say.
Forthewin, everyone on uber knows absolutly everything about my personal life. Don't they? Or have I been slacking on my self effacious exposure?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
deerrrr if that is true then how did you write this story?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-16 21:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were telling a real story until the end.
Then again, I'm probably the only person here that knows nothing of your personal life, and thus the only one that didn't call you on things immediately.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-16 21:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be sad. Emo's more interesting than yuppie, which made this more interesting than the Gilmore Girls. Actually, I genuinely liked it. Reminded me of old school horror writing; the kind you'd see from writers who could string a noun and a verb together. If you wanted to change that, you could pull an M Night Shamallamayan and make it so that there really IS a girl in the water, but she is really the ghost of an alien drunk driver. And everyone's dead AND allergic to water, but they don't know it until the last page. And the librarian is really the monster that goes around scaring Amish kids.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:01:51 EST (#)
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I've been called emo a lot lately. But just by ubersite people.
Yozz... man, that's a good idea! The librarian could even encourage her, subtly, to take a swim..!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*shiver*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was emo, but I liked it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, I really thought the librarian was going to wind up being the ghost of the dead chick - you may want to keep that in your pocket for future revisions.
Or not - whateva.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One should make friends now - the afterlife is likely to be a giant disappointment to some of its more fervent believers.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shandy http://www.ubersite.com/m/44771
This is the first fiction I've written in a long time, so I'm glad I got it out, at least. Agreed that there could have been improvements through out. I wasn't going for stereotypical, I was just picturing a certian cemetery in my head and trying to descirbe that.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this was a little sloppy at times, eg the initial description of the cemetary has a painting by numbers feel - unless that was what you were aiming for: to set a stereotypical scene
later on though i did start to wonder if there was some truth to the story - your angry response to your boyfriend pushign you in was v. believable.
could you link me to your story about the sandpit that led to china?
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nudity will do, I'm sure.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:28:06 EST (#)
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I have no scanty clothes.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:15:44 EST (#)
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Hmmm...that might ruin my day...better send me a video of your belly dancing if you intend on furthering your mental destruction. If you really want to upset me you will be scantily clad in said video.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:05:35 EST (#)
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I am. I have a hard time being mean. It's a charecter (spelling?!) flaw. However, I DO know how to belly dance.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pussy
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Taliban, I can't do much more than I've already done. I don't have the stomach for it.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA, that was cool.
I like old cemetaries, they're great places to find dates.
But seriously, they're cool.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way too much to ask. You are going to have to work a lot harder than that to ruin my day. I start suicide bombing lessons today WOOT!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad you read it. I hope it ruined your day. Or is that too much to ask?
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's exactly what I was thinking about your post but I still read it, unfortunately.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend and her boyfriend moved into an apartment IN a funeral home. It was a hard place to get tenants for, obviously, so the rent is right and it's very quiet. She enjoys it there.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your comment is too boring to read.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha good call. too much coffee this morning.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I may not be the best writer but at least I use proper grammar, for the most part at least.
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at least you're not redundant, at least.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should ask your doctor to dig some of that sand out of your vagina and calm down. This was poorly written. I may not be the best writer but at least I use proper grammar, for the most part at least. You can't honestly look at this piece of writing and tell me that it is well written. The idea sounds good, but obviously it takes more than an idea to get a +2. Thanks again for squirting your period juice all over the place though.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, point taken. I'm just being crabby today. Soak it up while you can.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://i1.tinypic.com/6bt2mtw.gif
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:24:14 EST (#)
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Caul, is that the only thing you can think of to 'get' me with? """
I'm just jesting ;-)
It wasn't criticism, it was a guy being a dick. And I do think that someone who wants to criticize someone else should have at least SOME base from which to speak. """
i'm not a writer, or a filmmaker, or a professional musician...yet i can criticize a book, movie or album based on my likings.
if his critic is groundless, easier for you to ignore it. if it came from shakespear, i could understand the reaction.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, is that the only thing you can think of to 'get' me with? It wasn't criticism, it was a guy being a dick.
And I do think that someone who wants to criticize someone else should have at least SOME base from which to speak.
You'll see on most of my posts I could care less about -2s and criticisms, but this guy was being an asshole, and I didn't like it.
The End.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have yet to see any quality writing come out of you...
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i think that's a dumb argument.
ACCEPT CRITIC, YOU WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck are YOU going on about? I have yet to see any quality writing come out of you...
I don't proofread or spell check, and I don't care. It's the premise of the story that is interesting, not the technical (spelling?!?!?!) details.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-16 12:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think we need not focus on meat and cannibalism. However, the focus should be on just how terribly this story was written. What with the excess commas, the terrible grammar, and the misspellings of such words as "misquotes" instead of what I can only assume is supposed to be mosquitoes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg! are u kaos king!?
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Zombies are my one real phobia even to this day. Thanks for the nightmare material.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
negroes? they taste like, what, fried chicken?
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All I know is that your mum tastes of rape.
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now now, young lad. no need to be hostile.
a little respect for your elders. for all you know, i could be your dad.
sure, when i was a lad i used to fuck waterbuffalo
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-16 11:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
negroes? they taste like, what, fried chicken?
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All I know is that your mum tastes of rape.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, Mud, that would depend on the nationality of your meal:
America - Most likely the thigh, as most spend time sitting. Nice, tender white meat.
Mexican - I'd imagine pretty tough meal. With all the labor and such. Dark meat.
British - Quite stringy. Like eating a squirell.
Aussie - The aforementioned head cheese.
Irish and French - I'm sure their meat is quite juicy, as they provide their own au jus.
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negroes? they taste like, what, fried chicken?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Although that may be true Bertram, I'm wondering what your correlation is?
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*Stares at BAMF*
*blinks*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lulz at everybody.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Although that may be true Bertram, I'm wondering what your correlation is?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The real question is which muscle would be best.
I've butchered my own deer for as long as I can remember and the best meat is the back tenderloins but not the ones that everyone knows about. Inside the ribcage and up along the back is a smaller set of tenderloins that are even better than the easily accessible ones. I wonder which muscle on the human would be the best?
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Muddy's wife is sexually unfulfilled.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, Mud, that would depend on the nationality of your meal:
America - Most likely the thigh, as most spend time sitting. Nice, tender white meat.
Mexican - I'd imagine pretty tough meal. With all the labor and such. Dark meat.
British - Quite stringy. Like eating a squirell.
Aussie - The aforementioned head cheese.
Irish and French - I'm sure their meat is quite juicy, as they provide their own au jus.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The real question is which muscle would be best.
I've butchered my own deer for as long as I can remember and the best meat is the back tenderloins but not the ones that everyone knows about. Inside the ribcage and up along the back is a smaller set of tenderloins that are even better than the easily accessible ones. I wonder which muscle on the human would be the best?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Try HuFu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
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That's wicked. I wonder what its like to be a recovering Cannibal? Do you have support groups?
Phone rings: "Hello"
"Bob its Pete."
"Hi Pete. Are you okay? You havent relapsed have you?"
"Christ Bob I couldnt help it. I had some of that fucking annoying skin that builds up beside the nail."
"Thats it Pete. I cant help you anymore."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GHEY
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Modern Marvels: Cheese.
People that eat that are C.H.U.B.S.
Mmmmmm...boiled pig face.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:12:05 EST (#)
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Speaking of eating skin... I love bbq pork rinds.
Isn't that sick?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well technically I'd like to try muscle not skin.
I never knew what 'headcheese' was until I watched a show the other day...made from the meat cooked off the head of pigs. Awesome.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:10:07 EST (#)
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You know, I was dreaming about a black-watered pool in a graveyard last night.
They say water is symbolic of your relationship.
Need I say more?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Perhaps.
Although cannibalism is not something I'm against. In fact, I'd at least try human if we were legally allowed to eat it.
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Stupid moral ethics.
It should be legal. You'd cure hunger AND homelessness in one fail swoop.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Try HuFu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Perhaps.
Although cannibalism is not something I'm against. In fact, I'd at least try human if we were legally allowed to eat it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet. I lived next to a graveyard once as a child. My dog would escape and go digging little sod. My mum was mortified because it was the place where an old friend of the queen mothers was buried. I think she imagined Headlines in the paper such as 'Careless dog owners allow it to desecrate final resting place' with a picture of Old Simba wagging his tail with a big thigh bone hanging out his mouth. Bless him.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:05:21 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy, since you grow in shit - isn't that cannibalism?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
eating mushrooms reminds me they grow in shit
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:02:39 EST (#)
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I get it!! You don't like the sentence...! And yes, that's exactly what I think about when drinking wine. That and headaches.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-16 10:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eating cheese reminds me that cows eat grass.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:58:37 EST (#)
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well duh....so drinking the wine reminded you that wine is made in oak barrels?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:57:16 EST (#)
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They make wine in Oak Barrels! That line is kind of awkward.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:55:32 EST (#)
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did you submit this so that we'd have a place to camp?
anyhow...'reminiscent of the oak barrels'...what exactly has your experience been with Oak barrels?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 09:52:55 EST (#)
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We Deep In The Cemetery
duhhh