Rare Bart Paraphernalia (1583 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.23 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-16 16:04:33 EST
Ladies and gentlenerds, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to make Bart Cilfone your own. For the low, low price of $35*, you can purchase a spectacular 16" x 24" poster of your choice of the "Down Home" photo series. Just imagine how much this rare paraphernalia will be worth once Bart Cilfone begins his anarchist revolution, spirals downward into a black hole of drug addiction and hookers, then breaks from reality and goes on a murderous rampage! Offer valid only while supplies last, so order yours today!
To order, email netimportant.at.yahoo.com. Specify the poster letter of your choice (located in the lower right corner) and number of prints.
*Does not include shipping & handling. You'll have to pay for that too. Payments made through PayPal. Orders cannot be canceled once they are received.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-01-23 04:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not much, Lisa. Just getting pissed at mechanics who don't know shit about DICK. (or COCK)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 01:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd rather stick Maroon 5 on my walls, it's less gay, and they have stronger jaws.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-21 01:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's up Fabish, you slut.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2008-01-20 23:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They come with your name slathered front and center too right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-19 23:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take 5 of each
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-19 22:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bob, if you are looking for pictures of Bart spreading his butt cheeks and peeing on other dudes, I think he has a website for that, but I am not at liberty to give out the address :(
Thanks Matt, now how would you like to buy a poster? I will rub it all over my naked body before I send it if you like. That goes for all of you.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-19 22:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't I mentioned how fucking amazing this is?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-19 21:59:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:45:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a Deluxe edition?
Yes, but those are for my eyes only.
Wait, aren't you a rich fuck? Everyone has a price...
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How much for the stuff that didn't make the records?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-17 16:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-17 07:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool, but the watermarking is irritating. You =/= iStockPhoto.
I think that's part of the joke you fucking tool.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. The posters have special powers! You can ride one through Arabia like a magic carpet.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWW SHUCKS!
*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:29:51 PST (#)
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For anyone who thought there was a chance Method was heterosexual, he has thankfully proven you wrong.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:11:11 EST (#)
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Wait, do you think I found these pictures online and spent hours upon hours editing Bart's head onto the bodies? That would be the dumbest assumption ever, kind of like when I posted my camwhores under a new name and for three months people thought that someone was actually going through the trouble of impersonating me. You put something very basic in front of Ubersite users and it confounds them, I guess. If I had posted a picture of a blue dot, you'd be trying to figure out its philosophical meaning, or looking for the hidden Magic Eye picture.
Just kidding, love you guys! Buy a poster.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:44:29 EST (#)
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How come everyone assumes that the Photoshopping took a long time? All I did was adjust the levels and change them to black and white or sepia.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:42:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-17 07:49:33 EST (#)
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Cool, but the watermarking is irritating. You =/= iStockPhoto.
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That is better written as You != iStockPhoto
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great shoppin' above.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These must have taken some time to do.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-17 07:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool, but the watermarking is irritating. You =/= iStockPhoto.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-17 06:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-17 04:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post of 2008.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-17 03:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-17 03:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i pay by check?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you have a lot of wall space.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a Deluxe edition?
Yes, but those are for my eyes only.
Wait, aren't you a rich fuck? Everyone has a price...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:30:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No pictures of him giving me back my ratings sadly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't resist = (
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For anyone who thought there was a chance Method was heterosexual, he has thankfully proven you wrong.
I never noticed AJ in the background before. Ordinarily he's standing outside my window, but this looks like it's just a reflection.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to say, I'm partial to these pictures of Bart
http://www.nymethod.com/UberAC/images/21.jpg
http://www.nymethod.com/UberAC/images/22.jpg
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-16 23:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a Deluxe edition?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
just cause you pour syrup on shit dont make it pancakes
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-16 22:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a is my favorite followed by b and c and I'm not too fond of d.
I mean, wait, how did you photoshop my face onto the body of a white guy?
And on the left? Oh come on baby, you know what was on the left. Aw yeah, girl.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-16 21:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For your next trick, photoshop your head on Phoebe Cates' body, circa 1982, and not only will I buy a few from you, I'll jizz all over them, too!
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news flash slinky: IT ain't 82 anymore. you weren't cool back than and you sure as fuck aren't cool now. Now run along and catch an epsiode of scrubs so you can copy the colorful banter and pass it off as your own worthy insult. Or go fuck your hoar of a wife. Either way.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-16 20:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Robbie, they are NOT all the same chord. Look again or ask a guitar player.
2) Ms. Lisa is one of a handful of folks on the site who can actually render the correct spelling of paraphernalia. :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The first picture is def the best.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fag below.
And whoever this dude is in these pictures, he needs to hit the gym.
Like, critically needs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For your next trick, photoshop your head on Phoebe Cates' body, circa 1982, and not only will I buy a few from you, I'll jizz all over them, too!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-16 19:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck, honey.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you is mental
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-16 18:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
forget bart I want to know what the hell is going on over on the left!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just saw the full collection... nice work, eh.
Crazy hippies.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Step up folks, don't be shy! Get ya postas hee-ya! It's the greatest piece of moichandise Ubasite has offered since the Phinch thong, see!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These pictures look really bizarre if you've ever met bart in real life... the body just doesn't match up to the head.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:47:19 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how he's strummin' the same chord in the three action shots
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No, looks like he abandoned G in photo B
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-16 17:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 13:33:47 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
B and D turned out pretty good.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard at Bart just now.
Also, good use of <b></b>
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how he's strummin' the same chord in the three action shots.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
B and D turned out pretty good.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
B looks ok, the rest are shit.
Dog shit.
Dog shit tacos, actually.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you photoshopped those, GREAT FUCKIN JOB.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bart is good at gazing into the distance intensely. all future revolutionaries/rock stars need to be able to do that if they want to get anywhere.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you photoshopped those, GREAT FUCKIN JOB.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Em is one of my least favorite chords/keys.
G is bosh, though
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the 2nd one for free.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never realized the Graphics icon was a paint tray. I always thought it was an M&M cookie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:07:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:06:11 EST (#)
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omg what a fucking tool that guy is
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what guy?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice photoshopping.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-16 16:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
omg what a fucking tool that guy is