Do Black People Say "Yo" A Lot? (1112 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.08 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grimm (View user info) at 2008-01-17 08:31:25 EST
One of many dark secrets revealed:
Late at night, when I'm drinking, I like to go on Yahoo Games and play pool. I don't know why.
Here is a delightful conversation I had last night with some moron.
Keep in mind we played four games of pool together while this is going on.
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-30 17:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny how you restrained yourself so much. You are a lot smarter than him, that is definitely obvious.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-19 21:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2008-01-19 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-19 15:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okay, here is what's wrong with this post
1. its a fucking chat
2. the filename sucked.
3. its a fucking chat.
do better.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-19 14:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
His insult of 'people in your country have no food' made me smile.
The guy obviously has an IQ of zero.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Too long.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-17 19:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow you guys sure do seem to beat each other alot
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-17 19:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They say 'yo' a lot because that's how most rap songs start off.
They're just trying to make it big man.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-17 14:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
werd
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing 4 games while that chat was going on indeed makes it that much funnier.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like you were playing Habeeb
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to say this was fake but it's too moronic and hilarious.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On the one hand, it's just a copy-paste conversation, which is lame.
On the other hand, it was pretty hilarious.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YO MTV Raps!
no way I'm reading all that. I saw 'aids' and 'africa' so I'm assuming it's a +2.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing 4 games while that chat was going on indeed makes it that much funnier.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Playing 4 games while that chat was going on indeed makes it that much funnier.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Note: I'm surprised no one has asked what ABS stands for. I wrote that when I was almost done drinking a pint of vodka, and it did stand for something - but I forget what. I wanted him to ask, so i could answer, but he never did.
Oh, and the scoring system on Y!Games makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Africa is a continent, not a country...just FYI.
Funny either way.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've met Grandma Blackface, she sucked. In a good way.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh heh
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's funny because his nickname is "gbabypimp".
Submitted by Smithens (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me laugh out loud!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
How does the scoring work? It looks like you are worse off after 4 games... 2 wins
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"you're so correct. I'm starving. Good thing I have this computer to play pool on, so I don't have to think about it".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sounds like any conversation i have while playing CS.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have had a change of heart
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This really, really let me down. I get into scraps like this occasionally, but I'm way funnier than you are.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the funniest thing I have read on Uber in a long time. The "state right next to Utah" made me spit coffee on my keyboard.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He probably wanted your big black penis :(
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what manic said
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-17 09:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muddys internet wit is unsurpassed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing...not B@W amusing, but amusing nonetheless.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about the rest of them, but I find random idiocy of the human race amusing. Warms the cockles of my heart to see our species living up to its full potential.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't think it was terrible.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your internet pwning prowess is amazing
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny.
The extra point is for the gesturing by the twelve year old. His frustration was both evident and amusing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again I kept waiting for the funny and this, too, never delivered. I should give you a pair of -2be socks, but I'll spare you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"What country are you from?" .... "Africa."
Yeah. You really showed him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny-ish, but horrible to read.