SPT: Bad Candies (823 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2008-01-17 10:44:54 EST
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-18 12:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for "Fuck you, literary candy."
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, though I think you gave black licorice a bad rap. You should have included "Necco Wafers", the candy made from chalk, road salt and melted crayola crayons.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-17 21:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-17 20:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh skrap, we all know that all candy corn was manufactured before 1981 or something.
Do you really only eat one candy one time a year?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-17 19:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only candy I ever eat is Candy Corn, and I limit myself to one 6oz bag purchased on Hallowe'en day. Only Brach's Candy Corn, which is the best, and only with a recent date code.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-17 19:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I thought you were talking about drugs.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-17 18:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ribbon candy is like eating glass +1
licorice in anyform is crap +1
peeps suck +1
Candy corn is aweful (sans lewis black) +1
peanuts are terrible +1
wax lips apparently is the only candy that was never advertised
and if you chew em enough some turn to gum.... still shit +1
dots are ok 0
however nick l nips are cool... i recall when i was like 9 taking like 3 or 4 packs of them and making a glass worth of juice...it was like a melted snowcone -4
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-17 17:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Mud, I am bitching about Caul.
At some point, he got a stick up his ass about me. I don't know why, and I'm sure he can't remember. I just think he's a little cuntwipe for swooping in with a "-2 PLAGAIRIST!" and flying away.
I never stole anything. I posted some vaguely resembling something.
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lol, vaguely?
same idea, for starters. same fucking pictures, half the same items, almost word for word in some parts. i even love your filename which was an item of the real article.
i like your euphemisms.
"i didn't rape that child, i just vaguely stuck my penis into her mouth while she was sleeping, you know?"
in the old days, you would've been -2ed off the front page. consider yourself lucky only a few noticed and next time just fucking link articles instead of making semi rip offs.
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LOL...vaguely suck my penis into her mouth
what post did he plagiarise?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-17 15:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-17 15:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
get in line
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-17 08:19:56 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Americans have such a fascination with killing and lists.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to like Circus Peanuts when I was a wee lad but I don't eat candy anymore. No sweet tooth for me.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck peeps. I wonder if Jack M has ribbon candy.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-17 13:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i like peeps and circus peanuts.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Peeps are fantastic toasted like a regular marshmallow.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
...but I actually like candycorn.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GROSS
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love candy corn
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like peeps
everything else was spot on, though
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you freeze a box of jujubees then sit in the last row of the theater you can open one end of the box and fling the box to watch all of the candy bounce off of peoples heads. It's very entertaining for about 2 minutes. They also are great to shoot at people who don't shut the hell up in movies.
As for the rest, it's all crappy candy that I won't eat so I like to tear it apart and mush into new candy that I can gross people out with.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny to see people who claim to hate black licorice go out and suck down Jager, Sambuca, and the rest of the anise (anus) flavored liquor.
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Sambuca is the only liqueur to make me puke. Ever.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I mostly agree, except about the peeps.
Peeps fucking ROCK and they are, to this very day, my most favoritest Easter treat.
And you can make them joust in the microwave.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Morning Uber.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"i didn't rape that child, i just vaguely stuck my penis into her mouth while she was sleeping, you know?"
BahHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa... that just may be the funniest thing I've read on uber in a loooong time...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
btw, when you get caught, it's better to plead guilty than acting like larry craig.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
INTERNET POLICE, WATCH OUT!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At some point, he got a stick up his ass about me. I don't know why, and I'm sure he can't remember
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i don't have any stick up my ass. how many of these mspaint lists have we seen on uber anyway?
your first few posts on religion were not bad, but now you're just unfunny and redundant. see how your last post on elections went.
add to that the plagia, which you call "posting vaguely ressembling something" and your constant bitching about ratings.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"i didn't rape that child, i just vaguely stuck my penis into her mouth while she was sleeping, you know?"
BahHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa... that just may be the funniest thing I've read on uber in a loooong time...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah....I forgot- this cockgobbler likes ratings.
-2!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's some bad ones in there but there also a couple of pretty good candies in this list, too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Mud, I am bitching about Caul.
At some point, he got a stick up his ass about me. I don't know why, and I'm sure he can't remember. I just think he's a little cuntwipe for swooping in with a "-2 PLAGAIRIST!" and flying away.
I never stole anything. I posted some vaguely resembling something.
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lol, vaguely?
same idea, for starters. same fucking pictures, half the same items, almost word for word in some parts. i even love your filename which was an item of the real article.
i like your euphemisms.
"i didn't rape that child, i just vaguely stuck my penis into her mouth while she was sleeping, you know?"
in the old days, you would've been -2ed off the front page. consider yourself lucky only a few noticed and next time just fucking link articles instead of making semi rip offs.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Drogo you 'tard, Flying Saucers fucking rule.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.sweetsncandy.co.uk/proddetail.asp?prod=FLYSAU300&cat=26
Possibly one of the most pointless sweets known to man. I just dont get the point of them.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Americans have such a fascination with killing and lists.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you gave me wax candy for Halloween as a kid, the wax got rubbed across your car as I left.
Peeps are fun to microwave.
You left out Bit O' Honey/MaryJanes. Those things are the most vile substance that you could break a tooth on.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Peeps are awsome but I usually like to open a corner of the package to allow them to age for a little while. i enjoyed wax lips as a kid but you're right I can't for the life of me say why.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:12:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, Mud, I am bitching about Caul.
At some point, he got a stick up his ass about me. I don't know why, and I'm sure he can't remember. I just think he's a little cuntwipe for swooping in with a "-2 PLAGAIRIST!" and flying away.
I never stole anything. I posted some vaguely resembling something.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you love to bitch about ratings
or do it an way where you are just bitching about who gave you the ratings so that you don't look like a cuntwhelp
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like candy corn's cousin, indian corn, which has chocolate. I haven't had it in a few years, but I remember liking it.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i agree that all those candy suck bad.
on the other hand, i'm gonna assume you took this midly funny list from some other website again.
i don't trust plagiarists.
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The Canuck Cock Gobbler strikes again!
*Caul throws smoke pellet to floor and disappears into the night cackling madly*
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gross.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i agree that all those candy suck bad.
on the other hand, i'm gonna assume you took this midly funny list from some other website again.
i don't trust plagiarists.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-17 11:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid foreigners and their vile candies!
Some of that stuff at bad-candy.com was just gross. I'm glad the worst we get are wax lips. Poor Mexican kids would rather starve than eat that crap.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like candy corn and peeps and circus peanuts. I'm the only person I know who likes circus peanuts. But they MUST be the orange ones. Once I bought a bag of multicolored ones and that was a confectionary disaster. I bought some nik-l-nip when I saw them at the dollar store a few years ago. Reminds me of the snack bar at the pool as a kid. We ate some weeeird candy in the 80s..some much worse than any of these, I'm sure.
http://www.bad-candy.com/
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of the worst candy in creation is on this list. Well done.
Another gross candy - Necco wafers. Wtf, the pink wafer is wintergreen. Everyone knows wintergreen is... durrr.. GREEN! Fucking communists.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny to see people who claim to hate black licorice go out and suck down Jager, Sambuca, and the rest of the anise (anus) flavored liquor.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry bro but 1 through 5 and 7 are all awesome in my book.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomes
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-17 10:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you kidding me?! Marshmallow Peeps are great!! I like to freeze them. Sometimes I'll let them go stale (they're good that way). I was pleased to see them come out with Halloween peeps.
PEEPS!
And I'm one of the few who like Black Licorice.