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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2008-01-18 00:18:10 EST


here's an awesome picture of a werewolf

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-22 12:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Let me repeat the important part you seem to have missed, retard.

(The rest was just for fun:)

This site is saturated with idiocratic slop.

There is no relevance to what we do here - this back and forth is MIND NUMBING.

: )





Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-17 17:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/33066#535135

i'm glad you're not like that anymore.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet!

Teen Wolf is on.

Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-02-08 17:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome pic indeed.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-30 06:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck tennis

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 05:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

keep responding dickhead. dont forget to remind me how little it all means to you in your next reply, yet again.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 04:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


You ignorant slut.

I find very little humour in rape - even less in you.

The quality of your wasted time is rather questionable, Sam.

I have certainly wasted enough time on you.


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 03:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, i jsut think youre an overwrought, doublestandard-having douchebag.

youll sit there and chortle about those crazy larrikins and their rape jokes, gosh darn them, but soon as the comments hit a little closer to home you cry.

fuck you and your internet tears and fake little internet friends. go spend time with your wife.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Oh it affects me, Sam.

The death of a sibling should, don't you think?

As much as I try to rationalize it, it doesn't change the fact I miss him.

You say I need a break from the internet?

I say you have hidden behind the convenience of anonymity too long - it has obviously clouded your capacity for empathy or dignity.


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaha. way to show me how little it affects you.

time for a break from the internet, rob. its meaning a bit too much to you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Actually - your words don't cause me pain.

Your words reminded me how much I miss my little brother.

His death causes me pain. Soul crushing pain.

You don't have control over my emotions - you can only make the choice to bring up his death to suit your own pathetic agenda.

That just makes you a horrible person. I guess it makes me a pussy.



I suppose in a way it is helpful, I get to remember my brother. He sure was an awesome kid.

He wouldn't like you either.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Yes. My little brother died.

He was 26. It crushed me and my entire family, countless friends and countless co-workers.

I shared that knowledge in an open forum.

Free will dictates that we humans make our own choices in this world so you get to sit there, knowing full-well that your words DO cause me pain.

That is right Sam, you get to leverage the painful knowledge of my brothers death for your questionable entertainment.

You must be proud.

It's good to be reminded of how black the human soul can get.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tennis?

gay.




Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jesus it's awesome. The minute he returns on Nadal's serve his on top in the point. Refreshing to see someone come to the net so often as well, and the touch....bloody hell.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

best three? check out jo-wilfred tsonga. that guy is a future #1. hes a fucking monster.
---------------------
So possibly the best four of all time, or at least best *set* of four (using Federer as a yardstick), and all in the semi-finals. It's pretty sweet.

Whatever happened to that black stringbean kiddie from last year's Australian Open? I thought he was french as well, or from a colony. heh. typical. bit like their football team. Imagine if the french had something akin to a new zealand maori team, there'd hardly be a starting eleven player amongst them. what a bunch of twats.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

id have to go with gary on that one. his army of pre-teen asian 'cleaners' and 'assistants' and 'friends' will swarm all over ro, and with all that hair to latch on to, not to mention his enormous cock, he just wont be able to shake them off and will eventually collapse under the collective weight of 250 children all carrying about 3 litres of glitter's glue in their bellies.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

maybe fuck monster ron and fuck monster gary could battle it out in like some kind of Rampage arena..

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

id say gary glitter is a bit of a fucking monster

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

imagine, that if there *was* a fucking monster. He be all like "arr-rwowagh", sticking his penis into office windows whilst swatting fighter planes and getting all missionary position on the subway staircase. I imagine he'd look a bit like ron jeremy. just bigger and maybe less hairy.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

best three? check out jo-wilfred tsonga. that guy is a future #1. hes a fucking monster.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-21 10:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I only wanted to know if Nicky Carle was any good, ho hum. Anyway for your information it's Bristol City not Bristol you silver eagle.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 08:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just googled 'english premier league'. it asked me to parenthesize 'premier'. I did and it said "please display an interruption of continuity - an interval."

I typed 'perplexed' and google said "there is no english premier league, as a matter of fact it's all dark".

I typed 'bristol' and google wet itself. laughing.

i can't BELIEVE you have a lesser league. go figure.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 08:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and yes I'm familiar with your top. Unfortunately for him (fucking you aside), he plays for bristol. In more enlightened countries, we quite often despair over compatriots being lost to your...*ahem* - 'premier' league. Like not having the know-how to glean a result against continental sides makes you somehow premier. Anyhoo's I'm off, I need to email apollo and convince him to ubercon with me at Mt Rushmore. I'm gonna superimpose his ten gallon head against washington's with my EOS, and then live off the royalties. Enyoy thinking you're just going to download the image I'm inevitably going to post on uber, it's going to have a lisa-esque d_r emblazoned across it you dickhead. way to think you have a brain.

ps don't let mooncranium read this review, it would fuck with my "no, no...it's just for posterity" award winning picture.

i hope there's a vantage point somewhere in canada..


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 07:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

he sounds like a fag. your boyfriend?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-21 06:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Danger Ranger, I wish to ask you a sport related question.

Nicky Carle.....Take it you have heard of him, what do you think?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 06:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ah fuck it, he tried. It's kind of disconcerting, you have Federer - the greatest player ever, fuck arguably, Nadal probably the next best, so if you weigh up the equation, Novak is pretty fucking special in his own right, especially at 20. I'd love to see McEnroe/Bjorg sp and company mix it up with these guys. It's not like Pele v Maradona, they have a certain 'sublety', it'd be like comparing the pair to Charlton/Grieves/Beckenbauer/Cruyff/Gullit/Zidane/Figo/Stoichov/Ronaldinhio/Kaka, it's not the fucking same, and you don't need the match-up to prove it, just as you don't need to match Pele against Diego, regardless him carrying Argentina to two world cup finals against sub-par, slightly wolfenstein demonic, by the book German sides. I think it's extraordinary that we have quite possibly the best three players in the world - ever, in the same generation.

Years ago my friend big steve and I had a bet on who would dominate men's tennis, he picked Jaun Carlos and I picked Hewitt (believe it or not), the bet was never paid. I guess we should just give it to a charity. like phallics student loan.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-21 04:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Sam,

Whilst in the past, I have shown contempt for Lleyton Hewitt and possibly even derided him, I believe I may have 'turned' slightly - during the fifth set against Baghdatis.

I have found this recently added emotion to my complex emotional jigsaw, puzzlying.

When the commentators were egging him on, nay pleading for him to unleash something from within, (hang on I'm watching a point...sweet - deuce), I felt that, cool - deuce again, I felt that our ugly Australian was operating and had called upon something else - intelligent resolve. Calm, understood, resolve.

He has since gone up a notch in my highly anticipated who's who in d-r's favour of who's who notch book.

Meanwhile, hell would have to freeze over for me to like our cricket team. what a bunch of fuckwits.

There is a difference between resolve and being fucking dickbags. I am rooting for Lleyton Hewitt tonight, but not with a girl. I'm 41 it'd kill me. that and I'd have to find an actual girl. I do not have Lleytons resolve.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-20 02:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

good man! you've saved me the trouble of doing a self-congratulatory post.

in other news, and i swear this is true, my son was with me when symonds was dismissed and a close-up of his face appeared on the tv.

"that guy looks like a monkey" he said.

isaac is seven years old and has no knowledge whatsoever of bollyline/monkey gate.

from the mouths of babes...

i'm trying to get in touch with the ICC to see if he can be called as a witness at the hearing


Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 18:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 10:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy mother of fuck: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/12/wtree112.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

:(

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha that arniegeddon is such a fag.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

:(

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

well hopefully itll pay off. i think we have the players to go with the dutch style of play (what little i know of it), and if harry actually keeps a leg i'll be happier. plus cahill just cant stop scoring atm.

and you know youd bone sharapova. though... maybe you wouldnt. another clue falls into place. dun dun DUN...

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and sharipova is a dog. seriously. woo she's blond and has a vagina. she also has beady eyes and acts like a complete dick on court. pump your fist bitch, and if you win act all humble and I'm cool because the morons like me. cow.

thank god for invanovic.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a little perplexed by his Quatar (sp) mentality, we have the benefit of the asian cup and all, I know there are abroad players coming home but it's not oceania. I like the dutch-little-brazil attitude though, so I'll cut him some slack. dividneds sam, dividends. look at that new zealand maori side they used to send over, sans all all blecks.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im getting ready to blame pim for a lot more in the very near future.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my boys saw sydney play brisbane on the weekend, and blame pim for the result. The week before my ex told me my eldest stood up and called frank farina a 'balls up'. Recently I've been on a bit of a winner in the 'parent' stakes, but she countered with "I can't imagine where he got that from." I said neither can I and then she reminded me how I hate frank so much I would kill him. Remember when we were playing at altitude in Uruguay and he just chewed his nails and acted like a dickhead?

well I hated him long before that.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i really want sharapova to fucking die. preferably by some loud noise causing her central nervous system to shut down and she dies suffocation, with the faintest of faint squeaks from her mouth to signal her passing.

preferably that loud noise would be my balls slapping against her arse.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jankovic. nice bum but crafty. I think she can do her. I thought that about tonight, but was still somehow suprised.

It's the self-belief and playing her shots that floors me. Jesus she's so fucking 'fuck you', and when you think how she was derided a couple of years ago, it's amazing.

I actually sent a 'hero fax' - of some description, for the first fucking time in my life, deep in the third at 3 games all. I don't expect it'll get through, because I said 'fuck' alot, but to do that?, and actually care? she was fucking fantastic.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

on another sporting note, im going to see sydney play melbourne in the a-league on sunday. should be fun.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ah, well, he is past it, but watching him beat guys who were clearly better than him just by playing his fucking guts out is what great sport is about - who gives a fuck about the guys personality.

who is she playing in the next round? i watched most of the match and she seemed all over that dyke for most of it, that forehand into the corner was just massive so often.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

erp 'spelling'. but fuck she was awesome.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it doesn't excuse that he's a fuckwit. If he wins, good for him. But I watched Safin-Baghdatis last night and by the fouth set?, I knew whoever won they would fuck him over. little lleytons problem is that not only has he had his day, those guys were on a level above. If he wins it will be against all odds, and he can sing in his head how did we ever know we're his hero.

Dellaqau tonight, well not just tonight, I watched her play Schyder, was fantastic. How in the fuck she marshalls that self-belief is un-fucking-believable. she was just something else. good for her. It was fucking inspiring.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, speaking of gays, i did. it was pretty sweet.

i know you (and many others) dont like hewitt. sure hes a bit of a dick, but youve gotta admire him as a professional sportsman (well, aside from the whining). he doesnt have the most talent, but he plays fucking hard, and got to number one and stayed there by sheer will.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

did you watch dellaqua smite Mauresmo?

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

how do you think your kids will take it when they have two daddies?


being that this post references shandy, id have to say that theyd be taking it from behind.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't quite like cricket, but your werewolf reminds me of michael jackson celebrating a court case or something. It makes me laugh and then feel bad - I mean he's a poof right? in opposite day. poofs aren't cool, they can be if they're not trying to make you bat for the other team....now i'm thinking of shandy - he's not gay but it's the whole kid thing.......wtf ever happened to spooner? omg now i'm thinking of spooner - but that's cool, it's just a reference......................except for all those posts i made about him.....

DOWN WITH GAYS



not down but..."not down".



<twiddles fingers...>


you're a dirty doom cheat. awesome save.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:52:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:51:12 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry dude I don't get it. I don't collect Pokemon.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 06:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sweet!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-18 06:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry dude I don't get it. I don't collect Pokemon.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-18 06:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the bit i ps'd was the moon - it was only a half moon that night"

WHAT!?

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-18 06:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesoome?! dude that's like great at best!

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the title is referencing cricket

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

blah blah blah. boring. muuuhhhha. toot.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?


i left caps on sorry. it was a genuine cquestino.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where was the werewolf spotted?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-18 02:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Where's Waldo? Supernatural Edition.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the bit i ps'd was the moon - it was only a half moon that night

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:21:58 EST (#)
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photoshop. i took this in the woods one night.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did you draw that yourself?!

it looks almost like a photo...it's so realistic!

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 01:08:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-18 00:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh fuck you.

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read the title fuckcheese. see the (no content) bit? dont blame me cos youre a fucking retard and clicked.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-18 00:47:39 EST (#)
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go watch some new kids on the block videos and calm down children

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-18 00:46:09 EST (#)
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You don't often see flatchested bikini wearing werewolves.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-18 00:44:10 EST (#)
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leave cheaty alone. It's not often you'll see a clothed werewolf without the clothes being ripped to shreds.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-18 00:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh fuck you.


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