hot penis saw (1927 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.32 on 81 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-01-18 03:44:04 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114368#2626669
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Ok folks, I asked interested parties to suggest some content for me to sketch and want to extend a giant thanks to all of the individuals who graciously shoveled me some ideas. I was drawing last night and one of the sketches I was working on was of BadAssMudWhistle's entry into the lovely and talented Snark's 3 words contest (http://www.ubersite.com/m/114362).
HOT PENIS SAW
It made me laugh... so I thought I'd share.
God bless you Uber.
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-22 12:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot penis saw
scrot-pain relief blade
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:22:08 EST (#)
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awesome.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:00:09 EST (#)
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http://www.insidepulsemedia.com/columnImages2006/image27958.jpg
not a real fan of the penis saw you have there... I do like that one though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-19 19:22:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-19 11:25:08 EST (#)
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Berg Below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-19 02:05:52 EST (#)
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HOT PENIS SAW.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-19 02:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 00:37:51 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 00:37:51 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-19 00:18:11 EST (#)
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gjkdfgjietyhweksdfjh fhejwhwierhyfwefhbk
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:49:36 EST (#)
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Imaginary, my ass. It was along the same lines as Pterodactdyl and Pteranodons.
Kind of a flying lizard. . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:41:28 EST (#)
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heh - Rhamphorhyncus is an imaginary dinosaur. Cool!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:38:30 EST (#)
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Sounds like a gay dinosaur.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:34:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:23:31 EST (#)
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heh, I do love my words.
I'd be willing to bet you have a greater vocabulary.
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Don't take that bet to the bank. Without looking it up. give me the definition of "Rhamphorhincus."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 21:23:31 EST (#)
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heh, I do love my words.
I'd be willing to bet you have a greater vocabulary.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 20:32:17 EST (#)
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Robbie, were I to give you a moniker, I would call you "verbally prehensile." You have a certain way with words seldom seen on this site. Others attempt to wax intellectual, but you can outdo them, as can I. "OMGF, Sadie is a self-centered dipshit who wants to be better than us."
OK, Rob, I'll be cool if you will. I hereby challenge you to a war of seldom-heard words.
(I have access to the same thesausi you do). :) :) :)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 20:18:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 19:28:59 EST (#)
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Thanks bubba.
I like this being friendly much more than the 'dipshits' and the 'OMG you think yer so smart so fuck yoos' exchanges.
You ain't so bad, I can be a pretty big verbose smarmy jerk.
It makes for some excellent entertainment, though.
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So, you wanna provide combative entertainment for the masses?
Let us both pull up our secondary vocabularies and converse in polysyllabic
and metaphoric aphorisms.
I'll start...
Answer this:: Oh HUH!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 19:28:59 EST (#)
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Thanks bubba.
I like this being friendly much more than the 'dipshits' and the 'OMG you think yer so smart so fuck yoos' exchanges.
You ain't so bad, I can be a pretty big verbose smarmy jerk.
It makes for some excellent entertainment, though.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-18 18:51:49 EST (#)
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I say I say, boy, ya got talent, son.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-18 16:43:43 EST (#)
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silliness.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:18:11 EST (#)
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lol below
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:12:35 EST (#)
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Watching iddqd and sico go at each other reminds me of the gasoline fight in that movie Zoolander.
Except way more gayer.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 15:00:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-01-18 13:34:56 EST (#)
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hot cunt pizza
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tastes great.
less filling.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-01-18 14:08:56 EST (#)
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Hahhaa. Hot cunt pizza. Tastes like burning.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2008-01-18 13:34:56 EST (#)
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hot cunt pizza
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 12:36:14 EST (#)
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heh,
Sico did some fine camping.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-18 10:03:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-18 09:37:27 EST (#)
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Now do "vaginal vice grips."
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:57:52 EST (#)
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Your attention was all that was needed, sweety. Thanks, I feel validated.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:55:51 EST (#)
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Thanks for the warm invitation, but I think it's time for bed. You coming?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:54:47 EST (#)
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dont worry, i have claimed my victory. im a bit disappointed you laid down so easy.
hey, from that higher spot you should be able to get someone to actually pay some attention to you!
already your day is looking up. see what i do for you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:48:54 EST (#)
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BE, if you'd like to stick your fugly nose where it doesn't belong you can go back to AJ's post and see where you aren't wanted.
iqless, you claim your victory knowing full well that I'm looking down on you from my higher spot scoffing at you.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:37:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:37:29 EST (#)
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Be careful now, iddqd, sico is a "moderator". He could really fuck up your shit.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:34:44 EST (#)
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I'm actually flattered to be called a wench, I'm actually wearing a wife beater that says "wench" right now.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:34:16 EST (#)
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im glad youve grown enough to know when youre beat.
acceptance is the first step. one day youll get there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:33:04 EST (#)
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bwahahaha, claiming an internet victory is on par with "living in your parents basement," "I'll fly you out here to fight you," and "you're method's alter."
You win!
Now grow up.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:31:23 EST (#)
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yep. and i won. hooray for me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:30:48 EST (#)
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Give up on what, dipshit? An internet argument? You really are dim aren't you?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:28:41 EST (#)
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way to give up.
me > you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:27:48 EST (#)
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Great analysis, iqddq, and I suppose because you read on the internet that dolphins shit cases of canned pineapples you believe that too? You are a pathetic turd looking to posture yourself over someone else on the internet. That's some achievement that you should be proud of. Pat yourself on the back.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:25:03 EST (#)
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you keep mentioning to others about how they are stung by your -2s. somehow i think youre the one that gives them some sort of weight. heres a newsflash - noone who has been on the site longer than 15 minutes gives a fuck, and hasnt for years.
i pass judgment on you not because im qualified to, or any bullshit like that, i pass judgment on you because youre a laughable little human being who actually pestered bart to get back onto this site. take a fuckin hint, you loser.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:17:10 EST (#)
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No one is typing to you, wench. (outside of this comment)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:15:32 EST (#)
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I thought you were going to stop heating up this post, fatass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:14:49 EST (#)
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what the fuck...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:12:40 EST (#)
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Awww, iddqd, are you upset that I gave you a -2 there, little fella? You got your degree in psychology did you and feel as though you can pass judgment on me? Your constant "holier than thou" routine is pretty rich, considering you are just a fleeting byte on some website, and feel as though you need to prove you're better. If I needed validation from anyone on here I wouldn't be such an asshole, thanks.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-18 08:00:53 EST (#)
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um...OUCH.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:55:42 EST (#)
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sico, i dislike rob a reasonable amount (actually its more distaste that dislike, but anyway..), but you, my small dicked, emotionally crippled little acquaintance are a genuine fuckwit who looks to a website for validation in your life, you sad - depressingly sad little man.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:40:45 EST (#)
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bwahahahaha, stupid cunt! I'm done giving Rob heat. This post just wasn't that good, end.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:40:01 EST (#)
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whoops
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:39:44 EST (#)
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Too bad, 'cause you missed. You should aim up about two feet.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:38:32 EST (#)
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I like to stand while pissing on you, thanks.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:37:56 EST (#)
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Ouch! Shouldn't you be sitting down to pee, wonkysemen? Or don't you remember?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:36:42 EST (#)
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Insert *think* somewhere in there. It's 430 am for fucks sake and I can't sleep, sue me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:36:06 EST (#)
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Ooooh, dork, that's a hard one to swallow. Shouldn't you be shaving your eye brows, butcher face?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:35:09 EST (#)
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No, dork. I don't I've ever rated his posts before. This one happens to be amusing. Deal with it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:34:00 EST (#)
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Well just come out and say you're rating the poster, wobby cunt. Obviously this isn't the talent that you are rating. A four year old finger painting could do a better job.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 07:26:19 EST (#)
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But you didn't, suckysemen. Neither did I. Mr. Berg did!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-18 06:58:58 EST (#)
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I could've drawn that. Not impressive.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-18 05:02:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:57:58 EST (#)
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Dude. It's not even to the end of January and I've performed at least a couple random acts of kindness.
They make me happy.
You are good e-people.
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I'm not talking about glory hole acts of kindess Rob_Berg...
I wouldn't have said I'd put you in my will if I didn't think you were the type to perform RAK's.
I know you have been RAK'ing since way back.
Do you think we have any mutual friends in common?
You do know i'm an alter of paint_it_black's right?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:58:32 EST (#)
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Yer not going anywhere.
There is a whole world to take over.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:57:58 EST (#)
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Dude. It's not even to the end of January and I've performed at least a couple random acts of kindness.
They make me happy.
You are good e-people.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:54:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:50:00 EST (#)
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Locksly, God bless your soul.
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I am going to list you as a benefactor in my will.
really I'm pretty random like that...
Firstly though we need to do something about your current investing arrangements. did you switch into Gold or other commodities like I told you? Also you'll need to brush up on your Warren Buffet reading as I want you to continue investing like him (if I pass to the other side)
All I ask is that every year you do one act of random kindess to a complete stranger.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:53:30 EST (#)
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No you wouldn't feel bad. Fuck 'em!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:50:00 EST (#)
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Locksly, God bless your soul.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:46:28 EST (#)
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rob_berg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:19:46 EST (#)
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I would, of course, feel horrible is someone actually got fired because of my post.
My over-all feeling of achievement would soon consume it. I mean, how awesome would that be? Getting fired over a cartoon dong?
I think that might mean: I win.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:13:58 EST (#)
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I think all posts with the label "Dirty Humor" with the nips hanging out should automatically be NSFW, and if people don't know that, you're right, Rob_Berg, they deserve to be fired! Fucksticks!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:13:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:06:23 EST (#)
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I'm editing a book J's writing.
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That is awesome. A book? Very cool indeed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:11:25 EST (#)
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OLY!
Great to see ya sir - you look right lathered up.
Which is awesome.
Yes, baby announcement was made - much to the collective celebration, horror, and overwhelming indifference of this site - nothing but smiles and hugs from all. It's pretty cool.
That drawing is weird.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:06:23 EST (#)
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penises make me squirmy in the good way.
(have you "announced" on this site? I didn't know...)
if so.......COOOL a heartbeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if not........well, the cat's outta the bag on that one, hon :)
I'm editing a book J's writing.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:05:51 EST (#)
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i am glad about the babu. are you talking about me? if so, or if not even, this drwaring is wondrous.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:05:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:50:33 EST (#)
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was expecting more in general. (not from 'hot penis saw', but from the idea)
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I was working on a whole mural thing... and I even did up your suggestion - that looked pretty cool. I drew for about 2 hours... this was about two minutes sketching - and maybe an hour illustrating.
HOT PENIS SAW
It's just so damn random. I love it.
Anyway, I'm still working on stuff. I'm in no rush. You're not going anywhere.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 04:00:35 EST (#)
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I'm delightful.
One of my very favorite troll-types just showed up... and I gotta say - life is going along rather pleasantly in general - busy, but manageable. 17 weeks!
Appointment tomorrow. Ah it's magical. Heard it's little heartbeatin' last time - get the ultrasound soon! It's all very exciting.
Editing? Cool. What fer?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:58:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:46:02 EST (#)
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For a moment I thought an NSFW tag might be appropriate.
But then I thought, if 'hot penis saw' didn't suggest some unsafe viewing - they deserve to get fired.
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it is actulauty much more taem than the title imlpies
BELEVIE IT OR NOT
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:56:35 EST (#)
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I think drawing a penis is funny.
People get all squirmy about it.
Does that mean I'm gay?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:54:58 EST (#)
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Nice!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:50:33 EST (#)
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was expecting more in general. (not from 'hot penis saw', but from the idea)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:49:45 EST (#)
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I didn't suggest anything, but I participated that one time in snark's thing.
I'm up editing right now, perhaps about to go read a book or smoke a cigarette. how's you?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:48:10 EST (#)
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You didn't suggest anything.
I'm working on a whole thing... I dunno - there are some cool ideas in there - havin' fun.
What are you up to?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:46:15 EST (#)
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you're very good at drawing the cock, darling.
what, you didn't like my "thorough urethral swab???"
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-18 03:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For a moment I thought an NSFW tag might be appropriate.
But then I thought, if 'hot penis saw' didn't suggest some unsafe viewing - they deserve to get fired.