I Make Gilligan look like Einstein (CAMWHORE) (1576 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.63 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Grimm <grimmjuice.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-19 06:43:12 EST
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:47:58 EST (#)
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Ha ha.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:05:28 EST (#)
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Har har, near death experience.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:47:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jaker29902 (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:24:15 EST (#)
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+2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-21 16:21:49 EST (#)
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Seriously funny.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-01-21 16:07:07 EST (#)
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Ahh, the misfortunes of others. Funny stuff. Tell you what - you write, record, and send me 300 original songs and I'll buy you another $300 craigs list boat. BWAAAHAHAHA!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-21 14:48:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 13:07:16 EST (#)
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The boat, the boat, the boat is on FIRE!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-21 10:13:15 EST (#)
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Brilliant.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-21 04:58:38 EST (#)
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good story and nice red jeep/truck
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2008-01-21 04:23:14 EST (#)
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Pretty good, I'd say.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-21 03:30:11 EST (#)
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yoooooooge
and that shit needs more grape
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-20 23:26:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-20 23:19:26 EST (#)
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pretty funny
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-20 21:57:20 EST (#)
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Yes! Thanks for sharing. This was hilarious.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:05:53 EST (#)
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Ok, so here's the deal, even though its called Party Cove, most of us call it the Redneck Riviera.
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Nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenope. Most of you are wrong. The Official Redneck Riviera is Panama City, Florida, thankyaverymuch.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:53:06 EST (#)
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You know what's great about summer? when the rain just pours down on you just as you are crossing the road causing you to make a run for it. But the bright red summer shoes you wear won't let you do that without assing over in front of people. Ahh yes, the beauty of summer.
No wait. that's not summer.
Fuck you New Zealand weather.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:26:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:14:11 EST (#)
I had a friend in college who dragged us all out on his penis, I mean boat for a rather disastrous outing. I was on the verge of diving overboard and taking my chances swimming to shore when one of the guys informed me that his girlfriend couldn't swim. I'm old and cantankerous now so I'd probably still have abandoned ship but at the time I was young and concerned about my fellow man even one too stupid to learn how to swim.
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I always assumed that "they who can't swim" was just a Hollywood plot device, and there wasn't really anyone like that out there. 3/4 of the planet fucking submerged in water - and you don't prepare? Fine - drown then. Natural selection at work.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:14:11 EST (#)
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beautiful work
I had a friend in college who dragged us all out on his penis, I mean boat for a rather disastrous outing. I was on the verge of diving overboard and taking my chances swimming to shore when one of the guys informed me that his girlfriend couldn't swim. I'm old and cantankerous now so I'd probably still have abandoned ship but at the time I was young and concerned about my fellow man even one too stupid to learn how to swim.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:43:59 EST (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:05:53 EST (#)
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Heh. This was good.
On a related note, here in Missouri we have the Party Cove at the lake of the Ozarks.
http://www.partycovepics.com/
Ok, so here's the deal, even though its called Party Cove, most of us call it the Redneck Riviera.
The websites make it look like one giant, floating orgy awash in booze, but if you ever go down there, all you see is drunken fratboy types, tyring to self-exterminate and hairy beer gut Bubbas.
Needless to say, the boating mishaps can be hilarious and Darwinian in scope (i.e. stupidity factor).
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-20 13:30:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:36:31 EST (#)
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$300 and a swim is the cheapest boat mishap story I've ever heard. Well done.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-20 09:41:49 EST (#)
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Fire. The silent killer.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-20 06:31:45 EST (#)
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He swings. Oh, he really connected with that one! It's going... going... GONE!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-20 01:11:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:52:47 EST (#)
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Heh. I hope the dog made it ashore.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-19 19:39:00 EST (#)
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sucks to be you
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-19 18:41:14 EST (#)
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I don't think this happened. But I liked reading it. And, I like you.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-19 15:36:11 EST (#)
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The camwhore brought to mind Donald Trump, relaxing on his yacht. Ah, actually no it didn't. Your boat is much smaller and you don't have a dead raccoon on your head.
Bob Ross +2.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-19 15:35:18 EST (#)
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Robbie, before I forget: BOOGER!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-19 15:10:05 EST (#)
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JUST BECAUSE YOU POUR SYRUP ON SHIT DON'T MAKE IT PANCAKES.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-19 14:53:00 EST (#)
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grimmm!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-19 14:16:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:52:47 EST (#)
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Heh. I hope the dog made it ashore.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:43:29 EST (#)
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And my sentiment exactly.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:43:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-19 17:42:03 GMT (#)
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So that's the cheapskate bastard who feels he can do whatever he wants as far as his landlord is concerned...
I'd toss your shit on the lawn the day after you didn't pay. Maybe burn it like your boat.
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This comment is gold.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:18:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:42:03 EST (#)
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So that's the cheapskate bastard who feels he can do whatever he wants as far as his landlord is concerned...
I'd toss your shit on the lawn the day after you didn't pay. Maybe burn it like your boat.
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Wow - obsessed much?
FYI, the landlord and I have kissed and made up.
Maybe now you can stop jumping up and down all red faced and shit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:07:17 EST (#)
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hahahaaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-19 13:00:46 EST (#)
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This reminded me of "Titanic" except 999% less gay.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:53:19 EST (#)
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WAY TO GET IN THE WAY.
two below, tits or gtfo
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:52:38 EST (#)
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needs to post some boobs below
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:52:17 EST (#)
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You are two dozen different kinds of awesome.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:49:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:46:54 EST (#)
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so relentless below.
i have an idea for you hadley.
you should do a post listing what annoys you most about/you use as a poker against each person on this site, then, when they show up, you can just link the post along with a citation to their specific place on the list. it would save you a lot of time and trouble.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:42:03 EST (#)
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So that's the cheapskate bastard who feels he can do whatever he wants as far as his landlord is concerned...
I'd toss your shit on the lawn the day after you didn't pay. Maybe burn it like your boat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-19 12:38:11 EST (#)
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you look like an uglier version of monty.
no offense intended of course. and coming from a morbidly obese, balding, impotent, republican coffee-boy who is apparently raising another man's offspring, you should take none.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-19 11:05:14 EST (#)
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hahahahaha.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-19 11:01:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-19 10:57:29 EST (#)
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Best boat sinking story I've heard in a LONG time.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-01-19 10:18:17 EST (#)
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Made me laugh more than once.
By the way, your rabbit looks delightfully evil.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-19 09:32:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-19 09:29:03 EST (#)
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I snickered....
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-19 09:26:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:58:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:36:31 EST (#)
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$300 and a swim is the cheapest boat mishap story I've ever heard. Well done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:25:06 EST (#)
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Who the fuck wants to look at you? WHERE'S MARYANN AND GINGER?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:06:54 EST (#)
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i was amused
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-01-19 07:36:23 EST (#)
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amusing anecdote asshole.
3 a's.
That is all.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-19 07:31:51 EST (#)
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bob rules.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2008-01-19 06:52:50 EST (#)
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Boat? Nah, we call that a dinghy. Good story though.