The “Unfunniest” Guy On Uber Speaks! Who Wants To Meet Me? (1154 hits)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2008-01-20 16:33:17 EST
A better question is: Which of you do I want to meet?
Lets start at the top---
Bart- Sure
Method- Fuck him.
CRYSTLE- ABSOLUTELY (you made a list).
Jack McCallum- Of course. Best author.
Kaos_King- Yes
The Caes- Certainly.
Iddqd- Yes, bright guy.
Shlongy- One of the cooler people here.
Rob Berg- If he's the same in person, he will be awesome.
The rest of you: Sure. Hell, even Method is probably a cool guy. Including his 12,345 alters.
Certain people (netimportant/lisa) have had bad dealings with real life Uberers, but no one said
real life was a cakewalk.
Most people are decent, and, if not, just walk away.
"Geriatric, unfunny piece of shit." Thanks, Greek, I will sign my letters that way from now on.
Sreiously, who gives a shit?
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba, do you want me to teabag you?
cause i will
***********
Went WAY back for this one, didn't you, asswipe?
Fuck you in your ALTER asshole, buttsuck. . . .
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bubba, do you want me to teabag you?
cause i will
Submitted by Jude (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Right back at ya
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eat dick all day long
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzZZZ
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-23 01:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Bubba has never posted a picture of his seriously lacking cock on the internet(sicosemen),
so at least he still has his simple human dignity.
^^^^^^^^^^^
I lol'd at this even after it got fucked-up, tag-team style.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sincerely embarassed for you, Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:58:21 EST (#)
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AppleHole, you and Method don't know SHIT about funny. Look in the mirror, bighead/ass. That's funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:48:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:04:37 CST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba has never posted a picture of his seriously lacking cock on the internet, so at least he still has his simple human dignity.
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So you ADMIT, Mr. McCallum, you are aware the defendant, Mr. Bubba2341, has a "seriously lacking cock!"
And how did you 'come across' this information?
Hmmmmmmmm?
CASE DISMISSED
hahahahahaah
bubba, don't be even more of an idiot than usual. this review was intended to be funny, and was.
fuckwit
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:32:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:22:21 EST (#)
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Bubba has never posted a picture of his seriously lacking cock on the internet, so at least he still has his simple human dignity.
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So you ADMIT, Mr. McCallum, you are aware the defendant, Mr. Bubba2341, has a "seriously lacking cock!"
And how did you 'come across' this information?
Hmmmmmmmm?
CASE DISMISSED
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Willie, you are dumber than a fucking rock. Do you REALLY think you can twist Jack's words, or mine?
You are the BRAINLESS fool who rates the opposite of me, regardless of the post. You are a fucking idiot, and everyone here sees it. They are just too gutless to say it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:04:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:22:21 EST (#)
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Bubba has never posted a picture of his seriously lacking cock on the internet, so at least he still has his simple human dignity.
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So you ADMIT, Mr. McCallum, you are aware the defendant, Mr. Bubba2341, has a "seriously lacking cock!"
And how did you 'come across' this information?
Hmmmmmmmm?
CASE DISMISSED
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you weren't such a fucking wasteful retard you would realize that saving your money for times when you need it (see losing your job). Instead you drank Boone's Farm, smoked Virginia Slims, and jerked off to Horse Beauty magazine to your heart's desire.
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Bubba has never posted a picture of his seriously lacking cock on the internet, so at least he still has his simple human dignity.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-21 14:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
time better spent blowing a homeless dude
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wth is this?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:13:44 EST (#)
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Are you on the rag?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-21 02:04:10 EST (#)
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wow you are one unfunny motherfucker
but have a 0 on me consider it a gift im a kind and resonable man but if you ever do this again...
well lets just leave this on a more chipper note
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-20 23:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you left me off your list how could you i am heartbroken etc.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-20 22:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's just not worth it, and you need to come to terms with that
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more Hookhand
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, why would I -2 all/any of your shit? I'm better than that, and better than you. Keep it in mind.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, PLEASE link me to anything you ever wrote that you consider funny. Please? I just don't remember anything of the sort. Not trying to be an asshole, but I simply don't recall.
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/method?metasort=best_ever
Be sure to -2 all of those posts so that they get back on recently reviewed and people will have even more evidence of what a fucking sad pathetic geriatric piece of shit you are
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-20 20:04:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:04:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:31:25 EST (#)
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I have no place saying this without history, but I hope someday I'm deemed 'worthy' enough to meet a man worth $1.00.
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I think I remember reading that the value of the chemicals in a person's body totalled up to about 73 cents. I'm older than dirt, so my degradation makes me worth about 12 cents. You don't wanna meet me, I be po' folks. . .
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Personally, I'm worth ten beers and a willing (or unconscious) partner.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 23:00:00 GMT (#)
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You don't?? Awwww... Mutuality is awesome:
Everything you ever wanted to know about BritishBeef
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you already did that you poor senile fool
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:30:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:27:31 EST (#)
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splendid example of bubba's 'sense of humour' below.
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Yeah, freakhead, and everyone here agrees with you. Even Sico, who hates your ugly ass.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
splendid example of bubba's 'sense of humour' below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:26:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheDivided (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:20:04 EST (#)
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If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
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Than you, Mr. Ernest Hummergiver.
Submitted by TheDivided (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-20 19:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cock in the sock wasn't me, dipshit. Apollo isn't good enough to be mentioned anywhere close to my name.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:44:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't include 'sico' in the same breath as me. he comes a close second to you as ubersite's 'most unfunny' user.
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There you go again, FlameyJamie, worrying about funny. Sico is a fucking moron, and I would guess you are three times his superior. Unless, of course, he is actually Method, which makes him a total retard. Funny is not the basic requirement for this site; being an asshole is. :)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please don't include 'sico' in the same breath as me. he comes a close second to you as ubersite's 'most unfunny' user.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:30:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:19:47 EST (#)
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why does someone with essentially NO sense of humour even come onto this site?
I'm going to put my anticipated resonse to this comment on another post to timestamp it and prove what a predictable unfunny piece of shit you are.
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Do whatever you wish, fathead. You and other's sense of "HUMOR" means jack shit to me and many others. Do we all need to be funny? No. Do I give a flying rat's ass if a Texan/Britishasshole thinks I'm funny. No. Do you, Method, and Sico suck each other? Yes.
Fuck off, and take your extra U's with you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why does someone with essentially NO sense of humour even come onto this site?
I'm going to put my anticipated resonse to this comment on another post to timestamp it and prove what a predictable unfunny piece of shit you are.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:18:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:16:55 EST (#)
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Aren't you really old?
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I introduced the first dinosaur to God.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you weren't such a fucking wasteful retard you would realize that saving your money for times when you need it (see losing your job). Instead you drank Boone's Farm, smoked Virginia Slims, and jerked off to Horse Beauty magazine to your heart's desire.
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Sico, just shut the fuck up. People call me unfunny. Look at the drivel you wrote, and hang your head in shame. Your cock in a sock? What a dipshit. Also, those cigs are called "Vagina Slimes."
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:16:55 EST (#)
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Aren't you really old?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:14:09 EST (#)
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If you weren't such a fucking wasteful retard you would realize that saving your money for times when you need it (see losing your job). Instead you drank Boone's Farm, smoked Virginia Slims, and jerked off to Horse Beauty magazine to your heart's desire.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:12:10 EST (#)
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excuse me, im rather spiffing
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:06:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:07 EST (#)
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I'm fucking thrilled you're back, your unique approach to comedy has always kept me in stitches
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Method, PLEASE link me to anything you ever wrote that you consider funny. Please? I just don't remember anything of the sort. Not trying to be an asshole, but I simply don't recall.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:04:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:31:25 EST (#)
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I have no place saying this without history, but I hope someday I'm deemed 'worthy' enough to meet a man worth $1.00.
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I think I remember reading that the value of the chemicals in a person's body totalled up to about 73 cents. I'm older than dirt, so my degradation makes me worth about 12 cents. You don't wanna meet me, I be po' folks. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 18:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't?? Awwww... Mutuality is awesome:
Everything you ever wanted to know about BritishBeef
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Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:47:43 EST (#)
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I don't
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:31:25 EST (#)
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I have no place saying this without history, but I hope someday I'm deemed 'worthy' enough to meet a man worth $1.00.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:18:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:15:05 EST (#)
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You took the idea I had, rehashed, it, and made it worse.
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AJ, I admit that I "borrowed" from you. Sorry if it was worse, but you have a good reputation here.
I don't. You're welcome for what I stole from you. :)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:15:05 EST (#)
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You took the idea I had, rehashed, it, and made it worse.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:07:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:06:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:01:19 EST (#)
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how's your niece?
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MUCH better than you, boy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:03:20 EST (#)
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I have clearly missed some drama. I hate when that happens.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-01-20 17:01:19 EST (#)
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how's your niece?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:55:21 EST (#)
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I am awesome.
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Yes, in many ways, you are. . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:55:21 EST (#)
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I am awesome.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:49:20 EST (#)
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There is no such thing as perpetual motion. When we all work at Wal-Mart, we won't be able to afford to shop there.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:47:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:47 EST (#)
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you left me off your list how could you i am heartbroken etc. ======
You stupid blind fucker. See: The Rest Of You. Idiot.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:47:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-19 14:53:22 CST (#)
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Old men and camping don't go together. Well, unless there's a bunch of young...er..forget it.
Seriously, I'd love to do something like that, but the funding is the problem. The place I work for is closing, and my last day will likely be Feb 1 or Feb 8. Whatever cash I get for severance plus unemployment will have to be conserved. Who knows how long it will be?
What I do in electronics is mostly being sent overseas, plus I'm 58 years old. Shutup. Bottom line: The prospects for future employment in my area are pretty shitty. Moving is my LAST option, as I have four kids and eight grandkids here where I live. ''
shouldn't you be filling in your wal-mart 'greeter' application forms you liver spotted old cunt?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:46:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:07 EST (#)
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I'm fucking thrilled you're back, your unique approach to comedy has always kept me in stitches
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You should have stitches. On your fat fingers and your ignorant mouth.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:47 EST (#)
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you left me off your list how could you i am heartbroken etc.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:42:37 EST (#)
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her phone number, you unfunny geriatric.
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Her number is 669-01U812, you funny punk kid,
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:45:07 EST (#)
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I'm fucking thrilled you're back, your unique approach to comedy has always kept me in stitches
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:42:37 EST (#)
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her phone number, you unfunny geriatric.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:40:21 EST (#)
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You want her digits? She only has two fingers left. . .
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:38:29 EST (#)
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can i get your niece's digits, bubs?
she sounded so spicey hot in her posturing around here.
seriously...HUGE bone when sadie was about.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-20 16:36:51 EST (#)
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IT'S ALIVE!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!