If, If, If... (784 hits)
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Submitted by <ihavenofuckingname> (View user info) at 2008-01-21 11:34:55 EST
I am faced with two of the below three situations. What would you do?
(Other than leave me a -2 and die!)
1. If you could cheat on your significant other knowing you would NEVER be caught would you?
2. If both people are of consensual age is a fifteen years age difference to much?
3. If you found your bosses (very expensive) ring in the abandoned parking lot in front of your office and nobody was around to see you find it would you return it to your boss?
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 08:46:20 EST (#)
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Darth_Famine - No, he is not hot (still returned the ring)..
Rob_Berg - YES to all 5, I am blessed!
SkullBiter - I would take the ring, place it on my pimpin' hand and bitch slap my boss.
Made me smile!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-22 05:53:38 EST (#)
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1 sure, what the hell
2 not for a quick roll, but for a long term thing it might cause issues down the road
3 depends on whether I like my boss or not. is it a she, and is she hot?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-22 00:57:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-21 23:59:21 EST (#)
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yes
no
yes
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-21 23:59:21 EST (#)
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yes
no
yes
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-21 20:26:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:51:08 EST (#)
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Well, no, who fucking cares aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.
I would take the ring, place it on my pimpin' hand and bitch slap my boss.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob is Jesus im sure of it.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-21 19:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never cheated. Never will.
Depends on the people and what their ages are. 27 and 42 isn't too bad.
If my boss was an asshole, I'd pawn it. If he/she ruled, I'd return it.
+2 just because I'm in a chipper mood.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-21 18:32:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:30:41 EST (#)
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rob_berg
I'm 27, he is 42... Is that gross?
Thanks for not being such an ass like SicoSheman and a few others.
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Perfectly fine in my books.
I mean it all depends on life experience, right? I know some incredibly well adjusted, experienced 27 year olds and some fucking retarded, immature 42 year olds.
Does he make you happy?
Do you trust him?
Is he nice?
Does he treat the people around him with respect?
Is he interesting?
If you can honestly answer those 5 questions with a resounding yes - god bless you.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-21 18:24:56 EST (#)
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had the chance several times and havnt
depends on the situation and the maturity
id give it back, but i would hold out till a reward was offered first
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-21 16:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...you have tits and pussy?
LET'S SEE 'EM.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-21 16:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:42:39 EST (#)
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sicosemen,
Dear god! I am not concerned with my rating. I also don't feel the need bully strangers and try to become an "Internet asshole" Hahaha... That makes me chuckle everytime I type it. Thanks for making my day better!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, cause titles on the internet are important, dick smuggler. In case you need clarification, you are a fucking moron.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:32:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:27:15 EST (#)
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And you would know on what basis? Who cares, you are a fucking retard. I'm an internet asshole. Does it really matter what I think of your shit post?
It will never matter what you think of my shit post...
Do you see me -2 you post in return?
No, so fuck off and die INTERNET ASSHOLE...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What a lame title to give yourself!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:30:45 EST (#)
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no
yes
yes
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:30:02 EST (#)
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Very interesting and intriguing questions you failed to pose.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no
no
yes
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you would know on what basis? Who cares, you are a fucking retard. I'm an internet asshole. Does it really matter what I think of your shit post?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:23:06 EST (#)
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1. No.
2. No.
3. Yes.
You're welcome.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:08:44 EST (#)
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sicosemen,
You were an ass long before I posted complete shit, don't give me all the credit.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-21 14:51:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 14:51:12 EST (#)
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I'm an ass because you posted complete shit and I rated it as such? You're done.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-21 14:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. If you could cheat on your significant other knowing you would NEVER be caught would you?
I cheat even if I know I'll get caught.
2. If both people are of consensual age is a fifteen years age difference to much?
Once I'm 33, 18 year olds beware
3. If you found your bosses (very expensive) ring in the abandoned parking lot in front of your office and nobody was around to see you find it would you return it to your boss?
Most likely. If he/she was a real asshole, I'd kick it in a drain cover.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rob_berg
I'm 27, he is 42... Is that gross?
Thanks for not being such an ass like SicoSheman and a few others.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I am faced with two of the below three situations. What would you do?
(Other than leave me a -2 and die!)
1. If you could cheat on your significant other knowing you would NEVER be caught would you?
2. If both people are of consensual age is a fifteen years age difference to much?
3. If you found your bosses (very expensive) ring in the abandoned parking lot in front of your office and nobody was around to see you find it would you return it to your boss?
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1) No.
2) Depends on the age: 35 - 20 normal. 85 - 60 gross. 30 - 15 criminal.
3) Yes.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I may be a "dick sucker" just not yours!
Were you intending to insult me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YEAH...THAT'S IT!
Fucking dick sucker...
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:01:44 EST (#)
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Why is it that cetrain people have nothing better to do that give other people -2 ratings? Perhaps they don't feel good enough about themselves? Did they not get enough attention & hugs from mommy when they were children?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eat shit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:51:05 EST (#)
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1. No- I have morals, and a conscience that would eat me alive with guilt.
2. Nope, age difference really doesn't matter in the end. If you're happy with someone 50 years older, go for it, and just don't give a fuck about what other people think, as long as you're not hurting someone else in the process (as in the case of #1.)
3. No, though if I didn't work with my family I'm sure my opinion would be changed.
Now go find me something entertaining for tommorow. LoL cats are especially welcome, as are demotivators.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
No.
Yes.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
done that
done that
not done that and not likely to.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
asian goat raping
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:39:35 EST (#)
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No
No
Hell no, pawn that shit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:37:36 EST (#)
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No.
Depends.
Yes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-21 11:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
No.
Yes.