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John has gone to get some.. (399 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1.11 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by zep (View user info) at 2008-01-21 21:55:58 EST


What has he gone to get, I hear you all say...

Cos this is England he has gone to get a cup of tea. (!)

No, not really, more booze is in order.

Oh, well you just can't tell my my my Michelle.

Thanks Uber for your tolration.

IF BART COULD SENSE DRUNKEDNESS WE WOULD ALL BE BANNED, OH WELL...


P.S. WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE THIS COCKSMITH KNOWN AS SHLONGY, HAS HE WRITEN AN GOOD POSTS????

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-22 07:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-22 06:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. Even a Shlongy namedrop couldn't save this. So, the question arises: Is this post that godawful, or has the Shlongy namedrop lost some its mystic power? Consider until next time someone makes a post such as this one.


Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-22 05:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-22 04:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-22 01:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks Uber for your tolration.
----
but we didn't tolrate it.

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SEE? I can play along.


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-22 01:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks Uber for your tolration.
----
but we didn't tolrate it.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-21 23:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't really care about politics around here, but this sucked.

Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-01-21 22:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by zep (user info) at 2008-01-21 22:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit John has come back and thinks this post is SHIT


-2 sort yo selfs out, (Respect tha Britishness)..

Regardless of Bart I will suvive....

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-21 22:13:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY CRAP TEH WHOLE SYSTEM IS THROWN OFF NOW

Submitted by zep (user info) at 2008-01-21 22:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

not an alter? just a genuine piss head...


mistakes have bin made, spelling mistakes and all...

Anyway, from what I can gather, Mr Shlongsniff needs to be brought down a peg or 2...

(Show ME your hole cockend)

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-21 21:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter shithead: You couldn't qualify as a pimple on Shlongy's ass, you suckboy...


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